Originally Posted by snafu65:
“Oh yeah, learn the #cansong. #nothanks.
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“Oh yeah, learn the #cansong. #nothanks.
”
Most irritating advert ever!
That black girl or lazy bitch on the sofa really gets me. I feel like punching her in the mouth.
Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 12)
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Most irritating advert ever!
That black girl or lazy bitch on the sofa really gets me. I feel like punching her in the mouth.
Originally Posted by Ess_Bee:
“Furniture Village. Makes me hate Queen and I like them really!”
“Furniture Village. Makes me hate Queen and I like them really!”
I liked that Queen song too, but due to the ad with the said song being shown repeatedly in almost every commercial break it becomes tired annoying and kills the song. The same goes with other ads who use other well-known popular songs.
Bristol Street Motors - turning a car dealership into Minority Report
"Please confirm we have cars on every site"
"Confirmed"
Well, you'd bloody hope so, since you're meant to be selling them!!! Then again, I once went to a not-very-busy KFC and they'd run out of chicken(!)
"Five years interest-free payments" (or whatever comes after 'five years')
"Did you say five years?"
YES!!! ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF!!!????! (I hate cheesy crap like that in adverts)
Freddie's ashes are coming back together to form a human, then burying himself, then spinning in his grave as I type!!!
"Please confirm we have cars on every site"
"Confirmed"
Well, you'd bloody hope so, since you're meant to be selling them!!! Then again, I once went to a not-very-busy KFC and they'd run out of chicken(!)
"Five years interest-free payments" (or whatever comes after 'five years')
"Did you say five years?"
YES!!! ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF!!!????! (I hate cheesy crap like that in adverts)
Originally Posted by Jocolah:
“I liked that Queen song too, but due to the ad with the said song being shown repeatedly in almost every commercial break it becomes tired annoying and kills the song. The same goes with other ads who use other well-known popular songs.”
“I liked that Queen song too, but due to the ad with the said song being shown repeatedly in almost every commercial break it becomes tired annoying and kills the song. The same goes with other ads who use other well-known popular songs.”
Freddie's ashes are coming back together to form a human, then burying himself, then spinning in his grave as I type!!!
Originally Posted by dave_windows:
“That Eithopia one really gets me.
All this please give now before it gets worse.
EXCUSE ME! It dont matter if I donate or not it'll get worse anyway.
Didnt you get enough money from comic relief? Oh yeah thats right you sell the food people give for guns.”
“That Eithopia one really gets me.
All this please give now before it gets worse.
EXCUSE ME! It dont matter if I donate or not it'll get worse anyway.
Didnt you get enough money from comic relief? Oh yeah thats right you sell the food people give for guns.”
Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?
I cant believe what I have just seen..
UNICEF advertising that when you die, you can still donate by adding something to your will.
And I see the deaf/blind child advert is back but not mentioning Christmas this time but the advert is identical.
UNICEF advertising that when you die, you can still donate by adding something to your will.
And I see the deaf/blind child advert is back but not mentioning Christmas this time but the advert is identical.
Originally Posted by yviebabe:
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?”
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?
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Buy a bag of rice.
Have a hearty meal.
Shag
Pop another kid out
Beg for money.
Basically.
Plant and grow the rice, no.
Originally Posted by yviebabe:
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?”
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?
”
Was it not something about goats? Being the only livestock that really thrives out there but is also the most vegetation-destructive thing known to man, thus contributing to the problem?
Obviously what they really need to do is just dig several thousand-mile canals from the sea and magic up some solar-powered desalination plants.
I've said it before but I'll say it again - Heinz clearly didn't have any ideas of their own for their adverts, so they've ripped off Anna Hendrick's Cup Song and passed it off as their own.
Originally Posted by Lushness:
“Nationwide advert where a woman is sitting for what seems like 10 minutes talking rubbish.”
“Nationwide advert where a woman is sitting for what seems like 10 minutes talking rubbish.”
My wife never told me she was on the telly!
Originally Posted by Kaftanman:
“My wife never told me she was on the telly!”
“My wife never told me she was on the telly!”
Ah, you see, she'll tell you that she told you and its your fault that you dont remember.
Originally Posted by yviebabe:
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?”
“Ethiopia has had the begging bowl out since I was a young girl, and I'm 68 now. What do they do with all our overseas aid?
”
90% of it gets taken by corrupt governments.
Originally Posted by Lushness:
“Nationwide advert where a woman is sitting for what seems like 10 minutes talking rubbish.”
“Nationwide advert where a woman is sitting for what seems like 10 minutes talking rubbish.”
They have another one with a young guy droning on. They seem to have selected people with the most monotonous voices and nothing interesting to say.
yet another great track ruined by a commercial - Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin or Simply Red - being used by Jacobs ---- I'll soon have nothing to listen to
Originally Posted by Rich_L:
“Buy a bag of rice.
Have a hearty meal.
Shag
Pop another kid out
Beg for money.
Basically.
Plant and grow the rice, no.”
“Buy a bag of rice.
Have a hearty meal.
Shag
Pop another kid out
Beg for money.
Basically.
Plant and grow the rice, no.”
Bravo! Great to hear from someone so clearly well-versed on Ethiopian economics and ecology. You say it like it is, you're like a British Donald Trump. You should run for office. Sod the politically correct bleeding heart brigade. I too am sick of these Third World begging adverts ruining my bloody day before it's even started as I'm trying to enjoy my Coco Pops and morning espresso.
Instead of spending all day breeding like rats, shooting one another, practicing FGM and scheming up new ways of fleecing hard-working Westerners, why don't these 'people' pull their fingers out, get down to the jobcentre and try actually working for a living? It's so frickin' obvious!
This must have been mentioned already - the Shpock! ad with the voice over provided (seemingly) by a 13 year old girl who's been force-fed six cans of Red Bull and a few litres of helium. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
"Every move that I made, every inch I’ve grown
In my heart, in my soul, you’re in my bones"
FFS, how much longer do we have to suffer this fekking Bupa dirge? It's been on forever!
In my heart, in my soul, you’re in my bones"
FFS, how much longer do we have to suffer this fekking Bupa dirge? It's been on forever!
Originally Posted by smurf639:
“yet another great track ruined by a commercial - Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin or Simply Red - being used by Jacobs ---- I'll soon have nothing to listen to”
“yet another great track ruined by a commercial - Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin or Simply Red - being used by Jacobs ---- I'll soon have nothing to listen to
”
I heard that for the first time yesterday - awful
Thelma Houston (1976) or The Communards (1986) recorded it also
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“I absolutely hate hearing the word "Amazing" now....you cannot watch TV these days without hearing it at least once a minute!
I hate "Smashed it" too, and all those other awful celeb inspired crap words, like "Amazeballs" and fusing two names or concepts together to make a new word.
Most of all I hate those "Money Supermarket" ads. They make me want to vomit!
”
“I absolutely hate hearing the word "Amazing" now....you cannot watch TV these days without hearing it at least once a minute!
I hate "Smashed it" too, and all those other awful celeb inspired crap words, like "Amazeballs" and fusing two names or concepts together to make a new word.
Most of all I hate those "Money Supermarket" ads. They make me want to vomit!
”
I hardly hear anyone say amazing anymore.
It's always awesome.
Hate hearing that word.
Originally Posted by Paul_DNAP:
“I've started going mad with these adverts. Mad as in insane. I talk to the TV.
I say "But Nick! Where does the dirt go?" before he says "In case you're wondering where the dirt goes" "I was Nick, tell me" "It's compressed into tidy bails" which is my cue for the Tidy Bails song. ”
“I've started going mad with these adverts. Mad as in insane. I talk to the TV.
I say "But Nick! Where does the dirt go?" before he says "In case you're wondering where the dirt goes" "I was Nick, tell me" "It's compressed into tidy bails" which is my cue for the Tidy Bails song. ”
I am bereft and distraught.
There's a new g-tech air ram in town. It no longer compresses into tidy bales.
I have never known such sorrow, I am undone and lost in a sea of despair.
Originally Posted by Andy Birkenhead:
“"You're so Money Supermarket"
What does that even MEAN ??”
“"You're so Money Supermarket"
What does that even MEAN ??”
Means you're super-cool, awesome, amazing etc. It's a play on the quote 'You're so money' from the 1996 film Swingers. Nothing wrong with the line per se - it works in context and flatters the viewer and potential customer - but considering it's hardly a classic line that future - or even present - generations will recognise, might be time for MS to retire it for something slightly more contemporay and/ or recognisable. I've got a fiver on 'Show me the money supermarket'.
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