From CDAN:

This permanent A+ list singer with the one name thinks she is better than you. All of you. Yes, even you. If she could make you bow in her presence she would. Apparently she also thinks she is above the law and swore to that under penalty of perjury. She thinks there should be different laws for regular people and for celebrities.

Has to Queen B.

Court case? There was a copyright case last year but that doesn't sound like something anyone would need to lie about. Although as with all these things two grains of fact in a pile of something else.

Nope, she's a distant 3rd for thinking the world revolves around her. The silver and gold would be Mimi and Madge.

Oh!!! Madge in court fighting ex over son.

Makes sense to me.

Yes, you may well be right! Although I enjoyed your roundabout description, someone came straight out with the show name a few pages back.

I'd say the bit in bold definitely represents the "Take A Bow" singer. Shame as I love her (but not really surprised)

Permanent A+ list? I wouldn't say so.

Really? I'd say definitely! Some would even say the material girl is/was the queen of pop

Ah wait, I thought Take A Bow used an Umbrella - my mistake. Material Girl, most definitely!

Yes, showbiz reporters always say that the first thing you should always remember about the pop queen is that she's a b*tch!!

From: CDAN

These caught my interest!!

1) This permanent A list singer who has not had a hit in decades is dying of alcohol poisoning. His celebrity wife doesn’t really care except for the song rights he is supposedly bequeathing her in his will. You know, for the kids.

2) Apparently the news media in the UK can’t write about the beating this reality star gave his girlfriend because of who the reality star is related to and will be related to.

3) This foreign born A+ list athlete in his sport could not have picked a better person to be his beard. Honestly, she loves it. She will literally throw herself into it and has been trying to get publicity for a relationship since that time she hooked up with the a-hole former A+ list tweener. She thinks this will help her modeling career and considering who auditioned in the past, he is really happy.

Duff post

Does 2's girlfriend know a maid in Chelsea?

Crikey. Can't think who this is.

I don't know that show so well so may be...

This should be easy!! Foreign born and 'in his sport' suggests it's not a star of one of the big American team sports. Someone who kicks a ball or someone who hits one?!

I can only think of one permanent A+list singer with the one name, as I think others will, too. Is it her? I've never liked her, I don't rate her singing, and if she has one or two good, catchy songs, it's down to the producer and songwriters. She can't act for toffee and does so much dieting and exercising, she looks horribly scrawny. Ugh.

I thought the whole point of this thread, not to say the fun of it, was to come up with tortuous circumlocution which has everyone running for their dictionary.

Number 2 is likely to be the Chelsea boy who had a very short Australian jungle stay. His brother is marrying the sister of the Cambridge duchess.

It is!! Especially since occasionally the thread gets wiped. But some jump to the point!

Oh him!!

Number 1 could be Brummy rocker and his star spotter wife. He's getting on a bit now and like Lemmy, the hard drinking must be catching up with him by now.

I wonder if he'll end up in the ossy soon.