Here's a light hearted post for a Bank Holiday
I was out walking my dog when I encountered an oh so genteel elderly neighbour out walking hers. Her dog obediently sat down opposite while we chatted. Then I noticed he had this massive erection (not that you could fail to notice really). I didn't know where to look or whether to comment on it!
Has your dog ever embarrassed you?

Charming aren't they!

Our spayed girl had her cushion, we called it her boyfriend. She would get it stood up on its edge between her back legs and act like a male Eventually we kept it in the porch as she started to deliberately do it when we had visitors. Every so often she would go and tap on the porch door with a really foxy look on her face to let us know she wanted to 'play' with him. It was so funny and we weren't bothered as she never tried to hump anything else. She even did it after I washed it in case there was something about its smell. I do miss her, she was the sweetest girl you could wish to meet.

Aw bless... Yes I've had dogs do similar - with anything in sight. It can be quite amusing - until it's a visitor's leg

Think the most embarrassed I have ever been by one of mine was years ago as I got our late molliepops out of the car and then lent back in to get our late chi Rosie out molls managed to grab me round the waist then pull my skirt down, there I was knickers on show in the middle of a car park ! I think that beats anything any of the others ever did

Good heavens!
Sounds like some owners are even worse exhibitionists

My ex-boss/ now friend has a middle-aged castrated Patterdale. I love him to bits but he often gets 'carried away', usually when there are guests present. Unfortunately he then has a job to 'put it away' and walks around in agony for quite sometime until it has 'subdued'.