Is there something in the water in the Baltic countries? It’s almost all Scandi-Baltic here. It almost seems like cheating to go for a
Melfest song though ‘cos we know the entries are all going to be good….
1.
Winny Puhh – ‘Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti’ (
Estonia 2013) : Not a clue what the hell is happening but it's still extraordinary to watch, like a weird drug trip or something....
2.
Mick Pedaja – ‘Seis’ (
Estonia 2016) : Mystical, ethereal and basically shadows and projection, quite liked it.
3.
Isa – ‘I Will Wait’ (
Sweden 2016) : Dramatic and elegant start which bursts into life. Very
Stig and
Elina last year and
4Fun from
Lithuania in 2007.
4.
Marty Brem – ‘Clown’ (
Austria 1981) : Hurrah! A golden oldie! Rubbish song, every aspect of this is suitably insane – in short everything you could ever hope for from this kind of list….
5.
Shava – ‘Ostarilla’ (
Finland 2015) :
Finland meets
Bollywood meets
Summer Holiday in a flower-power passion-wagon. Crap but brilliant at the same time!
6.
Oscar Zia – ‘Human’ (
Sweden 2016) : A national selection entry done properly
7.
Alcazar – ‘Blame it on the Disco’ (
Sweden 2014) : A gay space invasion
8.
Ace Wilder – ‘Don’t Worry’ (
Sweden 2016) : Quintessential
Melfest, great staging. Shows a level of seriousness in a selection competition that the UK doesn’t even show in the real thing….
9.
After dark – ‘La dolce vita’ (
Sweden 2004) :
La Cage aux Folles meets
Melfest
10.
Amaryllis – ‘Kick the Habit’ (
Belgium 2016) :
Phantom of the Opera meets a
Ferrero Rocher advert!
11.
Opera Skaala – ‘Heart of Light’ (
Finland 2015) : Falco’s wet dream! Rock me Amadeus! Mystifying but strangely entertaining....
12.
Danny Saucedo – ‘Amazing’ (
Sweden 2012) : Like a Swedish boyband dance-troupe’s tribute to the Blackpool Illuminations with really crap lyrics….
13.
The Hardkiss – ‘Helpless’ (
Ukraine 2016) : The Borg Queen says “Resistance is Futile”. Epic stuff!
Jamala was probably crapping herself through this entire song thinking “f**k, not again!”
14.
Sirkus Eliassen – I Love You Te Quiero’ (Norway 2013) :
Watership Down as bad hip-hop!
15.
Wiktoria – ‘Save Me’ (
Sweden 2016) : This is how you do a good national selection entry
16.
Panetoz – ‘Håll om mig hårt’ (
Sweden 2016) : We’ve come a long way from ‘Starship Troopers’ haven’t we….
PS -
Saara survived!!!!!
PPS - how exactly do these polls actually work? I usually just watch the videos and pick one or two I like the most.