Last 4 contests, last, last, last, second last.

I unashamedly love this. Thanks to the 5 of you

This would've been my second choice if I hadn't been hosting. A glorious (I presume drunk) hot mess with some fabulous moves... kind of like DS in London.

19th: Sweden 2004 - Pay TV - Trendy Discotheque - 32
Jaccobabe

12: King Kunta
10: Lisa.B
8:
7:
6:
5:
4: weedydiamond, thms
3:
2:
1: nunaney, thengp12

I don't mind admitting I had no clue what was going on in that Dutch entry, parts of it were damn catchy though!

The first of two ties. Loser of the tie...

No sorry, this drunk woman rocking out to the Gaelic ramblings is DS in London.

18th: Ireland 1996 - Sean Monaghan - Amhrán an Ronnach - 33 (6 Voters)
Cuishla

12:
10:
8: nick1990
7: Only_You
6: nunaney, thms
5:
4: Lurker62
3:
2: King Kunta
1:

Plenty of time for us to perfect it before next April!

The winner of the tie...

The dulcet tones of the Jew's Harp picked up a few fans over the weekend, to rescue it from last. I imagine the EBU would've been all over this if it had've been translated to English, given its subtle references to another oral activity...

17th: Estonia 2016 - Meisterjaan - Parmupillihullus - 33 (8 Voters)
Lurker62

12:
10:
8:
7: nunaney, Drew Peacock, King Kunta, thengp12
6:
5:
4:
3:
2: thms
1: NightFox_Dancer, brb, steeleuro_wolf

What an absolute ****ing flop. Thanks for the votes and the 12 especially GP <3

Can't help wondering if we would have still won Eurovision that year if we'd sent this instead of The Voice.

Thank you 6 voters

Playlist will follow Lisa's results!

It's our favourite Manboy. Pure cringe, from the cheesy dancing to the lyrical ode to STDs...

16th: Sweden 2015 - Eric Saade - Sting - 38
avb

12:
10: brb
8: Only_You, spindiddly
7:
6: NightFox_Dancer
5:
4:
3: nick1990
2: steeleuro_wolf
1: ESC Ross

There's not enough of this silliness now that Eurovision has gone all 'worthy' and serious. Sometimes you need an oompah band for variety to liven things up.

15th: Slovenia 2015 - Rudi Bučar - Šaltinka - 43
brb

12:
10: Lurker62, Drew Peacock
8:
7:
6: nick1990
5: Only_You
4: nunaney
3: thms
2: avb, spindiddly
1: BBAnne

I don't even feel guilty about loving this. Vocally it's a complete mess, but that just adds to its charm and it takes on a whole new meaning if you imagine it as Putin's love song to Donald Trump. Thanks to the great 8 for the votes. Also my favourite thing is one of the top comments on the video: "Better than Waterloo."

14th: Sweden 2008 - The Nicole - Razborka - 45
Lisa.B

12:
10: nick1990
8: King Kunta
7: ESC Ross, phill363
6: brb
5:
4:
3: BBAnne, thengp12
2:
1: Jaccobabe

The love swing definitely makes this. Losing that in the final definitely cost him I reckon. I have no idea why the backing singers are dressed as French maids.

13th: Lithuania 2010 - Ruslanas Kirilkinas - I Love a Boy Who's in Love with a Fairytale - 48
NightFox_Dancer

12:
10: Cuishla, Jaccobabe
8: Lurker62
7: BBAnne
6:
5: brb, steeleuro_wolf
4:
3:
2: Lisa.B
1: avb

"Your little wrinkles are not visible at all, not from a distance... you're still hot!" Classic. Perfect Bingo Hall entertainment.

12th: Sweden 2012 - Lotta Engberg and Christer Sjögren - Don't Let Me Down - 55
Only_You

12:
10: phill363
8: avb, Drew Peacock, steeleuro_wolf, thms
7:
6:
5: Cuishla
4:
3: nunaney, spindiddly
2: Jaccobabe
1:

Doubly guilty. He's back again with a timely, cruise ship Post-Brexit Europe anthem. He ought to be careful getting excited at his age.

11th: Sweden 2008 - Christer Sjögren - I Love Europe - 56
nunaney

12: Cuishla, steeleuro_wolf
10:
8:
7: brb, thms
6: avb, Drew Peacock
5:
4: NightFox_Dancer
3:
2:
1: Only_You, nick1990

Husband loves singing this to me 😡

More bingo wings than bingo hall...

Poor Lotta!

Onto the top 10...

World of Girls once they've had their X Factor makeover. Where is the guilty, Dance Alone is still a tune!

10th: Sweden 2011 - Love Generation - Dance Alone - 57
thengp12

12: phill363, nick1990
10: avb
8: ESC Ross
7:
6: Lisa.B
5: NightFox_Dancer
4:
3: Drew Peacock
2:
1: weedydiamond

3-way tie coming up. Loser of the tie...

Showing a lot of chest and I'm not just talking about her dancers! It's actually not that bad of a song, but lord that staging and the vocals! Yet it was also very close to being their actual entry.

9th: Portugal 2006 - Vânia de Oliveira - Sei Quem Sou - 58 (10 Voters)
thms

12: Drew Peacock, big bro geek
10:
8:
7: Jaccobabe, spindiddly
6: phill363
5:
4: ESC Ross
3: Lurker62, weedydiamond
2: brb, nick1990
1:

Too much of a choon to be even slightly guilty!

Would love to do this on karaoke

Runner-Up of the tie...

Oui oui, a summer night in gay Paree indeed, dressed in a flasher mac and leaving his calling card in phone boxes.

8th: Belgium 1957 - Bobbejaan Schoepen - Een Zomernacht in "Gay Paree" - 58 (11 Voters, 1 x 12, 0 x 10)
Drew Peacock

12: thms
10:
8:
7:
6: Only_You, ESC Ross, BBAnne, weedydiamond
5: Lurker62
4: phill363, Cuishla, Jaccobabe, steeleuro_wolf
3:
2:
1: big bro geek

Loved this and not at all surprised it's Drew's entry. I can imagine this on his favourites playlist on his gramophone 😉

Winner of the tie...

Big surge up the leaderboard over the weekend. This is like when you and your mates as kids decided that yes you could be the next Spice Girls tribute, but done in public on national tv and with way more plaid. Have they raided my wardrobe?

7th: Denmark 2015 - World of Girls - Summer Without You - 58 (11 Voters, 1 x 12, 1 x 10)
ESC Ross

12: avb
10: NightFox_Dancer
8:
7: big bro geek
6: King Kunta
5: Lisa.B, phill363, nick1990
4: thengp12
3:
2: weedydiamond
1: Drew Peacock, spindiddly

Well he did say I doubt anyone has lived longer with a guilty pleasure than this.