Sid is a wise serpent

I loved how Ari referred to Charlie as a clever boy for using the phone, are we talking about the same boy? It took him about 10 minutes to notice the phone was even there, even then Belinda had to practically wave it in his face for him to do something!

I love how it is always Jack rescuing Steph and not Mark! I see that Sid makes an appearance today, which I'm sure will be excellent acting all round, it would be much better though if Red Rum, sorry I meant Elly was sitting in that chair and not Steph!

I like to think the snake crawling up Steph's leg was a reference to 'Carry On Up The Jungle'.

And seriously, they suspect that Paige's opponent might be putting plaster of Paris on her hands, and they are letting the fight go ahead??

Sid was outstanding and is surely in the running for a Logie this year.

I wonder who has a brain haemorrhage? I think we are meant to think it's Paige because the other lass cheated but my guess is that Paige planted one on her, she hit the deck, Paige will feel awful, Jack will support her and that will lead to him inevitably leaving the Church for her. I was hoping for a Paige/Tyler revelation that the were perfect together and a wedding before they jetted off into the sunset at the end of their contracts 😉. I really don't mind Paige and I think she's shown some vulnerability rather than being the usual spoilt princess she has been in the past.

How thick is Xanthe? She improved no end and is now an airhead again. A shame really as she was coming along really well with the self loathing storyline. Hopefully she'll improve when

Another one of the questionable moments of the last two episodes. As previously alluded to there was of course Mark not realising that his car had been stolen, the police not being in the area and letting Mark take care of it. Also why doesn't anyone lock the doors? Ari wouldn't have got in with such ease if doors were locked and windows shut.

It is becoming too much like a pantomime at the moment. All guest characters besides Madison and maybe Ned are always threats to those on Ramsay Street, it seems Paul and the guests are all pantomime villains. In a funny way it seems like the only sane people in Erinsbrough are those that live on the street. Although Red Rum does live there....

When will Mark and Paige just be reunited? They just don't work with other people and have both become extremely annoying and miserable since they split up and i hate saying that as they used to be two of my favourites and i want them to be again. Jack can stick with the priesthood, Steph can be eaten by a snake and everyone would be happy (especially me!).

Paige's foray into professional boxing has just been bizarre. I've said it before but how does Aaron make a living being a PR agent for his neighbours? None of them are particularly famous or that talented at anything yet he's making enough to buy a third share of a house.

Paul was vile again today - I hate the way he gloats all the time.

Sooner he's despatched by Chesty Morgan the better!

Didn't like Paige's little chat with God where she asked him for a favour because of 'stealing my man'. Never yours in the first place dear!

Forget Chesty Morgan - it would serve Paul right if Therese got off with Gary!

I wasn't going to mention Paige's chat with God in case it seems like i just pick on any little thing. But since somebody else has, I completely agree. You can't ask God for favours because he 'owes' you as, if we're going there, Jack was God's first and it was Paige that has been trying to steal him.

Also, you got yourself into this love and could still back out. Let God concentrate on all the people round the world being hurt through no decision of their own shall we?

Xanthe doped Lassiters. Well I never.

Hear hear! (Hiss hiss?).

I hope we see more of Sid, s/he should become a regular. I amuse myself by trying to spot Sid in the opening credits. If you look carefully s/he lurks in every scene

Wouldn't that be a bit icky - Tyler has just been sleeping with Paige. While Piper doesn't seem to mind that Tyler ha sheen having a go with both her sisters Mark would likely be a bit more uncomfortable with it. He doesn't like Tyler's mess in the house with his OCD thing about cleaning so he certainly wouldn't want to be with someone who has been naughty with his brother. Mark seems happy enough with Steph apart from the baby issue. What is about Steph that you hate so much? I'd prefer Sid to take another chunk out of Elly 😉

Aaron's skills as a PR agent/legal assistant/exotic dancer are beyond me. He doesn't seem like he was very good at any of them.

But Paige isn't a boxer, how could see hit a professional?

My hatred of Steph runs years deep (in fact from practically the moment she arrived). Joe's obvious favouritism towards her, her treatment of Flick after the old Marc debacle (boy did she milk that for all it was worth!), trying to steal Drew from Libby, sleeping with Dan purely out of spite, killing someone (I didn't love Ringo but she seemed more upset for herself than anyone else) and yet after all this she's still always the victim, never at fault, we're lucky to have her, she's catch of the century and can never be blamed for her many, many screw ups! There are probably thousands of other things she's done to annoy me over the years but just typing about her makes me mad! Hurry up Sid and end my misery! And if he can take Elly with him then he's my favourite snake ever (and I absolutely hate snakes!).

Mark's weird reaction to Ned's 'cheating' made me think that Mark/Elly might actually be a thing later on. Poor Mark, can't catch a break!

Thank you!!! St Steph never gets called out on her dcrew ups. Sonya got reamed thousand times during the fake St Steph/Toadie relationship, when StSteph should've been woman enough to own up to sleeping with Dan and having his baby.

And IMO St Mark and St Steph together are just too much. The eternal victim with the eternal hero just don't work. Mark has done 180 re him wanting to have babies asap with Paige and having to get married asap. And St Mark couldn't handle Paige's 'crime spree' but St Steph actually killed someone because she was driving too fast, but that's no issue for him.

Because a it's Neighbours. A world where an ex GP is currently an expert in all areas of medicine, Sonya can become Mayor within a fortnight, Libby could be a teacher after failing Uni, Lauren could have a baby with Brad despite not sleeping with him round the time she left because he'd married Beth and gone already and much more. There is an insane amount of silliness and Paige boxing is no different. I'm sure we'll find out soon enough that Angelina is a cheat and Paige will be painted as the lovely victim.

That's what I said! I was like "Er, he was never your man, you self absorbed Princess!!!"

Yes Paige chastising god for stealing her man was hilarious. She really does think the world revolves around her.

So true about Steph, as far back as I can remember she's been self absorbed and with no consideration of how her actions affect others. What Steph needs Steph must have, from sleeping with other people's men, even those who are with her so called best friend, to having total and exclusive attention at all times from Toadie for whatever her latest problem might be, the woman is a complete taker. She also seems to have trouble remembering her son's name, the constant "my boy" is beginning to grate, but admittedly that could be because most things she does annoy me anyway. Come on Sid, do your duty

Apparently Kyle is back soon. He treated Amy like dirt I hope she doesn't take him back.

I wonder who they will pair Amy up with in the future. Im thinking Mark as he overheard her confession about being lonely and then she admitted to Steph she was jealous at how much Mark loves her and will do anything for her. I think they would make a really sweet pair. She wants more kids too. And it looks like things wont last for Mark and Steph if she doesn't want more...

I'm thinking Amy will be paired with Jack later on, after he and Paige are over.

I think Jack would be more suited to Amy. Both likeable and down to earth.

let's hope sid takes a chunk out of her!!

seems he's going to be very busy with all the characters we want him to take out!!

Wowwwww the new trailer looks amazing

Oh no....found him terminally dull.

Yep, please form an orderly queue!

Funny how we can see characters so differently. I think they're a but boring most of the time.