....'Nothing to do with me your honour'....

Some belters in there I wished I'd come up with, with a few 'ouches' as well...

Diddy got lumbered with that lot too!

'Grandmaster Dobbin' had me howling as well as 'The Kids From Scum' & the 'Isle of Man World Cup Team'.

'Chlamydia' was a bit too catchy for my liking & was normally a non-mover

Pilchard at No9!

But what was the single called?

FFS, he pinched some woman's bum several years ago, just show the damn episodes.

Clarifications and Corrections

Following a review of the Bates episode of C/D Capers, we've been informed at Capers HQ of a mis-spelling in the text regarding Ms. Jay Aston (BIB).

The text should correctly read 'Jay nearly kisses her own asp'.

We'd like to thank the Jay Aston Asp Appreciation Society (Freudian Slip Branch) for bringing this matter to our attention, and Bucks Fizz would like us to assure viewers no asps or wasps were harmed in the making of the video.

The offending urchin has been placed in a darkened room and is currently being subjected to an hours' worth of Father Abraham & the Smurfs to ensure they see the error of their ways.

Thank you for your attention, and Happy Easter.

I sense a gauntlet being thrown down on terra firma from the man from McVities, so I'll go with:

Johnny Hates Sardines - I Don't Want to eat a Pilchard

Stop throwing rotten fruit at the back, I'm trying my best

Salmon chanted evening?
Cod only knows?
(Sittin' on) haddock of the bay?

What's New Poisson Cat?

'Heaven is a Plaice on Earth'...

Looks like no edits tonight, unusual. And unless I've forgotten a previous one there's one group making their debut. And, bar one group its a pretty promising looking line up!

Bardo or Simple Minds

SM debut wise. Bardo were on the other week I think, although edited at the time from the early.

Just to say my internet & phoneline are down due to last night's storm - so I shall be watching TOTP tonight Digital Spy free!

Oh, that's rough. Hope they get fixed for you soon!

Have...have you posted this...using your mind?

Not likely! - Plus its too small to read DS on my phone. Glad to see Simple Minds will be on though!

Nope - see above!

I'm going now before my eyes are ruined!!

TOTP from Thursday 15th April 1982 coming up.

Good evening 82'ers.

Two Trevor Horn productions on tonight's show?

Evening pop-pickers.

One's obvious. Not sure what the other one would be though.

Good start from SB.

The Kid looking like a walking block of Neapolitan ice cream tonight.

Tony has forgotten how 'sleeves' work.

Hi all, Hi Kid. Good start from the Spands

evening all

I liked Duran more but I bet Spandau had more fun in their time.