Originally Posted by Jedikiah:
“I really didn't mind the early weeks of 1982, but i feel the last month or two, has gone badly off the boil. Thankfully, i think following on from last week's better episode, the next few will also mark a continuation of the improvement, but perhaps that won't be the story longterm. The likes of Tight Fit and The Goombay Dance Band, hasn't cast a very good impression generally, for me, with them both making No 1, but that isn't the real reason 1982 has seemed rather mediocre of late. New acts and old, have been releasing rather uninspiring output, that also seems to have been clogging up the charts. Bucks Fizz "My Camera Never Lies" does stand out miles in terms of quality, and melodically, "Ebony And Ivory" stands out very well, too.
I do miss the New Wave and the Disco sounds, from a couple of years previously, mind.”
Let's just remember some of the classic No1 hits we have endured, I mean enjoyed, since spring 1976 and through the classic era shall we....
1976.
Save All Your Kisses For Me - Brotherhood Of Man, 6 endless weeks of babyish smooching.
No Charge - JJ Barrie, 1 shortchanged week, not.
Combine Harvester - Wurzels, 2 weeks too long. Needed harvesting before it hit top ten.
Forever And Ever - Demis Roussos, 1 small week for the big man.
Into '77 we go.
Don't Give Up On Us - David Soul, for 4 criminal weeks for Hutch.
Lucille - Kenny Rogers, 1 week of insipid country at the top in punk/jubilee month.
Angelo - Brotherhood Of Man, an unwelcome return for 1 week in the week Elvis croaked.
Float On - Floaters, 1 week for Russell Grants favourite single.
Way Down - Elvis Presley, 5 posthumous weeks for this single which looked to be missing the forty until he made a good career move.
Mull Of Kintyre - Wings, 9 hefty weeks and joint longest of the 70's for the epitome of traditional, a new song that instantly sounded ancient.
Off to 1978 we skip merrily.
Figaro - Brotherhood Of Man, 1 week of middle England pop that can never be unpicked.
Matchstalk Men & Matchstalk Cats & Dogs, Brian & Michael, 3 weeks and I helped that and now regret it was my first bought tune when Kate Bush was debuting at the same time.
Rivers Of Babylon - Boney M, 5 weeks for a song that should have sold 5 copies.
Summer Nights - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta, 7 weeks of "summer" retro in "autumn" in the new wave era, isn't that ironic on two levels.
Mary's Boy Child - Boney M, 4 weeks of utter huge selling tradition for the masses.
Now for our beloved 1979.
Bright Eyes - Art Garfunkel, 6 weeks and the bestest seller of them all in '79 thanks to the wabbits. Aaah...Uugh.
One Day At A Time - Lena Martell, 3 weeks but 21 days taken one by one.
Only two worthies here but they still make up over 2 months of the year. Considered adding Dr Hook, and yes it's a bit MOR but a good one.
Into the Eighties with 1980.
Coward Of The County - Kenny Rogers, a 2 week stain on the start of the new decade.
Together We Are Beautiful - Fern Kinney, 1 week but it should have been back in 1975.
Working My Way Back To You - Detroit Spinners, 2 weeks but it should have worked back to 1974/5.
What's Another Year - Johnny Logan, 2 weeks of this wet wet wet sounding song from the Johnny Rotten wannabe...not.
Theme From MASH - Mash, 3 weeks for a ten year old song from an American show, Mr Edmonds to blame it seems.
Crying - Don McLean, 3 weeks of this Orbison cover, keeping up the cutting edge so far.
Feels Like I'm In Love - Kelly Marie, 2 weeks of S/A/W 1988 in 1980 via some odd reverse timewarp.
There's No One Quite Like Grandma - That Choir, for 2 weeks. Pity the grandads at the time, left out. The grandma's should have been too. What nana's bought it, as in yellow fruit, not nannies.
Gingerly onto '81.
Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce, 3 weeks and he never shut up and still can't be muted even now.
This Ole House - Shakin' Stevens, 3 weeks of 50's retro.
Green Door - Shakin' Stevens, 4 weeks of 50's retro. No slamming the door in Shaky's face yet.
Japanese Boy - Aneka, 1 week of faux Oriental delight to stir fry the mind. Should've been Anneka Rice instead.
Begin The Beguine - Julio Iglesias, 1 week of 1981's truest heart throb.
Now it's 1982, and look what we have - Tight Fit and then Goombay Dance Band and you Jedikiah along with some others on here are having a bit of a TOTP meltdown at two consecutive lightweight No1 hits and acting as if the quality pop music world is about to cave in. WELL IT'S NOT. The second British invasion of America is just about to get underway for starters! Then come 1983 there are some staggeringly all time great UK No1 hit singles to look forward to, never mind the rest that never hit the top spot. Not to forget that there remain an enormous amount of brilliant disco tracks, although maybe disco/dance is a better genre pairing from mid '82 onwards, to come, many in Summer 1982 and even many more in Summer 1983. A true classic fave of mine from exactly a year from now being by Indeep.
At least you agree with me about the supreme No1 that is Ebony & Ivory which goes against the grain on here.
Chin up Jedikiah and stop looking at 1976-81 through overly rosy glasses. 1982-85 holds up very well.