Any weird acts on tonight

break number 1

Have a say with our poles.

Half the acts are Poles.

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She's resting them in her lap.

I'm saving that for the final.

For me who's going to pop up next on the national lottery indents are more exciting that whose coming up after the break

I actually liked 'B with me' in a cheesey kind of way.

I like his beard.
Oh I'm sorry you were referring to his new bum fluff

Ants hair

One day off for bank holiday buggered if I will spend it painting a garden fence.

I said that out loud

Just Simon pretending he's straight.

Always wise to end with a big finish.

Amanda's frozen face?

Amazon,Game and Sports Direct. My kids are so embarrassed by them.

The dinasaur one.

hope simon's been on whatever he was on last night

We need a new judges line-up next year I think. Axe all but Simon (because it's his show) and bring in some that are NOT yes men. Every night David just says he LOVES everything and it's boring, Alesha acts like she's "down with the kids" but fails miserably and Amanda has been and is just awful as a judge

Evening all!! Every year now there's a Bollywood dance group in the semis. Suppose it gets BGT more publicity in the local Asian media.

What's this about a dinosaur being on the show? Is this Jurassic Park or what?!

I hope we dont see another singer from now until the final

Thanks. I'll make sure to treat myself and join the nerdy sisterhood.

I'm hoping for an acrobatic woolly mammoth tomorrow night

Challenge excepted.