Yes very recently really.

Since I was about 15. (believe that and you'll believe anything😆😆..)

Cos I'm not that old at all. Well at heart I'm not

Hmmm, I've just looked at your profile again and spotted you've had a significant birthday since you last tried to imply I'm only a young 'un

Sausages all round

Had to Google her, and I'm still none the wiser. Don't think I've seen a thing she's been in.

Yes, quite a few strong candidates taken out in the comedy poll.

I only knew her from Celebrity Masterchef

We may be able to deduce who is sniping from watching voting in the finals of the other categories

She's mostly a writer rather than a comedian. Last thing of any significance was a short autobiographical series called The Kennedys...'hilarious' episodes from her middle class 1970s childhood.

Kingly McJiggyjogs 💕

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...8294232812.jpg

Yes, indeed - I am a Jalionista Sista

Also with Hannah on the subject of sausages. They stand between me and vegetarianism! (But only the ones from proper free range piggies, of course)

A foot-long veggie for me please!

Well thank you. That indeed was a recent shock to the system.
I've decided to count backwards from now on.

But yay to the sausages.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...750dc80431.jpg

That is cake for all non sausage lovers

Wouldn't you prefer a 6ft 1in veggie?

Anyhoo, feeling a little tired this evening so off to bed now.💤💤💤💤

It was fun keeping up with the countdown to Reality Champ voting deadline. Night all.

Cough cough cough hahaha
Foot long veggie *snigger*

Ooooh, if anything were to stand between me and pescatarianism (I could never give up fish ) it would be bacon, not sausages
Just the smell of bacon grilling sets my salivary glands off.
In fact, just talking about bacon ..... excuse me for a minute .....



Two snorting incidents right there Korky

And it's a Rioja 2011 Reserve tonight to celebrate
In fact, I'm feeling quite giddy. Must be all that overnight voting

Yay!!!!!!

Blimmin heck I'm tired though. Just tapping away at a keyboard.

Reminds me why I don't anymore, I reckon☺

Oh yes! I could braise his sausage for him and he could sauté mine... 😍

Toasted Edam for me again. Well, once it's started it tends to go hard so it's best to finish it off.

OH is wondering why I laughed out loud

Just tell him we're discussing sausages, jogging trousers and voting.

It's when you try to stifle an out and out belly laugh that trouble can occur.

Snorting can be most unbecoming😰😁

Radio Times tweet announcing J's win:
https://twitter.com/RadioTimes/statu...20346803204096

Emma Kennedy's tweet:
https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/stat...09943666769920

And Radio Times site says "VOTING NOW CLOSED. THANKS FOR PLAYING"
PLAYING???
That was FOR REAL

Anastasia is the next celeb to be announced apparently.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...-come-dancing/


Were the others announced by the Sun also. So that would be Laura Whitmore and Robert Rinder. I didn't think they were definite.

Yeah, and Edam ...

That's it I reckon. I'm just about done in and pooped for some reason.

So goodnight to you all.😴😴

And by the way HE WON🎉🎉🎉

I'm shocked, Hannah, shocked that my indecency isn't etched on your memory

Thanks to all those who diligently trawled the multiple Jaliona threads to find that I did indeed coin the term Fitty McFitbod

Have spent a nostalgic hour reading Part 5 and have spotted a few more exhibits:

Bendy McFlexible <KorkyTheCat>
Sexy McSvelte <BionicBard>
Shirty McBuffshirt <DeiseDays>
Stripey McFine <KorkyTheCat>

Lola, congrats on taking the plunge for KD in MK
I'm NOT jellus, oh no, not me, no siree ...

Ahouch, looking forward to reading your next chapters tomorrow, got a little caught up in a voting thingybob over the last few days ...

Night all. xx

Oh my. Oh dear. Oh my gawd.
How could I have forgotten the naughty names a la part 5.
How could I have forgotten elephants.
How could I have forgotten Twitch and Stitch and the knitted underpants

Night night

Can't get that picture out of my head now . Knitted trunks😲😲