News as expected for BIG, then! Sounds OK to me , I like Gary Wilmot, DVO and Jay can have warz about who was the biggest ringer and why. But you may have a point, BB, about the curly hair!
I don't know about the other two but if you lot are happy then I am.
Have a good weekend DD
Hi, Mcguiness - hope all goes well
And hi to other lurkers who've popped out to play
Korky - funny about naîve - I keep wondering how to describe Jay and it's impossible without going to several paragraphs of tortuous explanation of what each word means. I'll just settle for his being good people!
Hannah - you're going great guns! Is your naughty phone Android? If so, I may have a question for you!
And I'm not ignoring anyone, hello, hugs etc - but look below and you'll see why I tend to be doing flying posts.
JAYJOBS BREAKDOWN
http://i.imgur.com/obEVANX.jpg
Hope this works. Before posting the full monty, I thought I'd give you a chance to complain - not that it will do any good
ACCOUNTANT
Tinkerbell52
ACTING COACH - MEDIA CLIPS
awaiting applications
ACTING COACH incorporating REHEARSAL MISTRESS
Toasted Toad, callmepitstop, dufnut, KorkyTheCat
ADRENALIN DUMP MANAGER (aka Bringer Downer)
KorkyTheCat
APPLIER OF THE KNEE BANDAGE see KNEE CARE
position revised
APPLIER OF THE LIP BALM see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
position revised
ASSISTANT DOG/JAY HANDLER CARER
KorkyTheCat, nos lowen, jnb_7
ATTRACTIVE FINDER GENERAL
snippy, Little Miss ahouch, jnb_7, KorkyTheCat
BACK SCRATCHER see SCRUBBER
position revised
BAIL BONDSPERSON / PRISON VISITOR see Security Chief
position revised
BANDANA SELECTOR (incorporating HAT MONITOR)
jnb_7
BATHROOM ATTENDANT see SCRUBBER
position revised
BEARD TRIMMER IN CHIEF
position withdrawn
BETWEEN MAID
position withdrawn
BIG SNACK ENFORCER see SNACK PROVIDER
position revised
BIOGRAPHER / BIOPIC PRODUCTION TEAM - 50 SHADES / 50 CHECK SHIRTS / BEST TOO MUCH EVER
ahouch, Lola the cat, KorkyTheCat, hannah 01., DeiseDays
BISCUIT LOGISTICS MANAGER
Fred., Whiffle_09
BLUDGER see CHIEF RESEARCHER
position revised
BOTTLED WATER CARRIER incorporated into Master of the Beer Bottles
position revised
BUILDER'S MATE incorporating DIY ASSISTANT and TENDER OF THE TOOL BOX
Lola the cat
CALLIGRAPHY TEACHER
KorkyTheCat
CARER see PROTECTOR OF THE PHONE etc
position revised
CHÄTELAINE formerly LIVE IN HOUSEKEEPER
StrictlyRed, KorkyTheCat
CHEF
nos lowen, maryhall1
CHESTICLE CHERISHER
KorkyTheCat, jnb_7
CHIEF RABBLE ROUSER
jnb_7
CHIEF RESEARCHER, now including BLUDGING
hannah 01.
CHIEF WHIP including VOTING INVIGILATOR
Mrs Finkelstein, jnb_7, StrictlyRed, hannah 01., nelliek
COMMITTE MEMBERS (NON-COMPETING)
Jelly_L
COMPILER OF THE HOMEWORK CLIPS
Fred.
COUNSELLOR FOR EMOTIONAL WELLBEING incorporating SHOULDER TO CRY ON
sam67jane, Toasted Toad, Lindy_Loue, KorkyTheCat
CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF FANTASY JAYJOB HUNTING
hannah 01., Lola the cat
CROTCH COVERER ( aka Big Nacks Coverer) incorporating LADY OF THE FLIES and PACKAGE SUPERVISOR
Snookey, KorkyTheCat, jnb_7, Stitch and Twitch
CURATOR / ARCHIVIST OF THE JAYPICS AND JAYGIFS
RaffertyCat, ?
CURATOR OF JAYEWELLERY
KorkyTheCat
CURATOR OF THE UNDERCRACKERS and DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF UNDERWEAR
snippy, hannah 01.
CURL-TEASER IN CHIEF including HIGHLIGHTER IN CHIEF
bubble_wrap, Amaluna, fridgesoup, sammi42, Lindy_Loue
CUSTODIAN OF THE SKITTLES (including administration thereof) see SNACK PROVIDER
position revised
DANCE PARTNER (IN TRAINING)
rosedroplet, Fred.
DIALOGUE COACH
DeiseDays
DINING COMPANION
KorkyTheCat
DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF CLOTHING OTHER THAN UNDERWEAR see DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS)
position revised
DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF UNDERWEAR see CURATOR OF THE UNDERCRACKERS
position revised
DISTRACTOR AND TWEAK MEISTER see NERVE STEADYING
position revised
DRESSER (BIG) see DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS)
position revised
DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS) including DRESSER (BIG) and DICOLAMOCOTU
KorkyTheCat
EDITOR IN CHIEF (POETRY DIVISION)
DeiseDays
EDITOR IN CHIEF, JALIONISTA JOURNAL
isih
EXERCISE BUDDY see KNEE CARE
position withdrawn
FRECKLE COUNTER see FRECKLE MONITOR
position revised
FRECKLE FINDER see FRECKLE MONITOR
position revised
FRECKLE MONITOR incorporating FRECKLE COUNTER and FRECKLE FINDER
Toasted Toad , speedtrap
GIF HUNTER
Jalionistas
GO-FER / WALL SITTER
position withdrawn
GRIPETTE
KorkyTheCat
GROOMER OF THE NECK STUBBLE merged with NECK MASSAGE
position revised
GUARDIAN OF THE MAIL-SACK
RaffertyCat
GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE (ETIQUETTE) see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
position revised
GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE (PERSONAL CARE PHYSICAL) see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
position revised
GUTTER PERSONNEL - HOST, CEO and DEPUTY GRIT, SWEEPER
bubble_wrap, hannah 01., sky_lark, The Ghost
HAIKU HONER specialism distinct from POETS LAUREATE
KorkyTheCat
HAT MONITOR see BANDANA SELECTOR
position revised
HEAD HAIRDRYER (BLOWING JOB) #4 amended from CHIEF HAIRDRYER (BLOWING JOB)
Gilly-O
HEAD LADY-IN-WAITING
Lola the cat
HEADLESS CHICKEN IN CHIEF
KorkyTheCat
HIGHLIGHTER IN CHIEF OF THE CURLS see CURL TEASER IN CHIEF
position revised
HORSE RIDING
jnb_7
IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINER see TRAVEL GUIDE DUTIES
position revised
INTERROJAYTOR IN CHIEF
jnb_7
JALIONISTA DETECTIVE AGENCY incorporating SPECIAL AGENTS, JAYMATEUR JAYSLEUTH, JAYDETECTIVE
jnb_7, jayfan, Arnostae, Lola the cat, StrictlyRed
JALIONISTA FASHIONISTA
jnb_7
JAYBUS PERSONNEL - DRIVER, NAVIGATOR, KEEPERS OF : THE DVDs,THE JAYBUS KEYS, BUS TICKETS
speedtrap, sammi42, callmepitstop, rosedroplet, nelliek
JAYHUG CHECKER (QUALITY CONTROL AND ASSESSMENT)
JuliePB
JAYJAY PILOT
Lola the cat, isih
JAYPROTECTOR see SECURITY CHIEF
position revised
JAYWAKENER see MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER
position revised
JOBSFORJAY (1) BACK SCRATCHER
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (2) CHAKRA BALANCER
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (3) CO-OP PART TIMER
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (4) CUSHION
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (5) ODD JOB MAN
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (6) PROFESSIONAL HUGGER
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (7) SUPERSTAR OF MUSICAL THEATRE
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (8) UNDERWEAR MODEL
Jay Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY (9) WINDBREAK
Jay Mcguiness
KEEPER OF THE DOUBLE / SINGLE / DOWNRIGHT OBSCENE ENTENDRE
isih
KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS incorporating SUPPORTER OF THE BURGEONING TALENT, SHOELACE CHECKER, LANYARD PLACER and LEG RINGER
jnb_7, KorkyTheCat, snippy
KEEPER OF THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Jay Mcguiness
KEEPER OF THE PEEPERS incorporating KEEPER OF THE SUNGLASSES
callmepitstop, jnb_7
KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT see MEDIA RELATIONS
position revised
KEEPER OF THE QUADRUPEDS excluding horses see TRAVEL GUIDE
position revised
KEEPER OF THE SUNGLASSES see KEEPER OF THE PEEPERS
position revised
KEEPER OF THE TOUR CLIPS
spreeathen
KEEPER OF THE TOUR LISTS
nelliek, bees_knees
KNEE CARE including APPLIER OF THE KNEE BANDAGE and EXERCISE BUDDY
KorkyTheCat, Lindy_Loue
KNITTER IN CHIEF / EMBROIDERY TEACHER see STITCH AND TWITCH KNITTING CIRCLE also MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE
position revised
LADY OF THE FLIES see CROTCH COVERER
position revised
LANYARD PLACER see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
position revised
LAUNDRESS (sub division of dresser), including IRONING
KorkyTheCat
LEG RINGER see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
position revised
LIBRARIANS
callmepitstop, whiffle_09, Marmitey
LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER formerly APPLIER OF THE LIP BALM and GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE (sub-sections PERSONAL CARE and ETIQUETTE)
ahouch
MASTER OF THE BEER BOTTLES incorporating COMPETITIVE BEER DRINKER and BOTTLED WATER CARRIER
hannah 01., dancingfosse
MEDIA RELATIONS incorporating KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT
awaiting confirmation, Dufnut
MEDICAL ATTENDANT
KorkyTheCat, StrictlyRed
MINER OF THE MIND
RaffertyCat, KorkyTheCat
MISTRESS OF THE BED BATH
hannah 01.
MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER incorporating JAYWAKENER and NOCTURNAL ROLE PLAY PARTNER
KorkyTheCat
MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE see STITCH AND TWITCH
position revised
MISTRESS OF THE MONOCHROME MAJESTY GIFS ETC
Whiffle_09
MOPPER OF THE PERSPIRING BROW
JNB_7
NECK MASSAGE including GROOMER OF THE NECK STUBBLE
StrictlyRed
NERVE STEADYING ROLES
KorkyTheCat, jnb_7, dancingfosse
NOCTURNAL ROLE PLAY PARTNER see MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER
position revised
NUZZLER IN CHIEF
Toasted Toad
PACKAGE SUPERVISOR See CROTCH COVERER
position revised
PAINTING AND DRAWING COMPANION
snippy, Gill P, sky_lark, KorkyTheCat
PALENESS PRESERVATION PROFESSIONAL
Delight
PASSEPARTOUT
DeiseDays
PERSONAL ASSISTANT (INCLUDING PDAS AND GENERAL CO-ORDINATION OF ADMINISTRATIVE TASKS, MEDIA RELATIONS)
Mcguiness27
PERSONAL CHOREOGRAPHER
JuliePB
PERSONAL MASSEUSE (EXCLUDING NECK)
stelladog
PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
KorkyTheCat
PERSONAL TRAINER
danceagogo
PLANKING POLE INSPECTOR
KorkyTheCat
POET LAUREATE
DeiseDays
PRACTICE CAT
KorkyTheCat
PRACTICE DOG
Fred.
PROTECTION SUPPLIER
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays
PROTECTOR OF THE KNAPSACK
KorkyTheCat
PROTECTOR OF THE PHONE / PERMANENT PERSISTENT PUNCTILIOUS PAINSTAKING POCKET PATTER / Permanent Private Personal Punctilious Particular Property Preservation & Protection Provider (see also KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT) incorporating CARER
KorkyTheCat
PURSER OF THE JAYCOIN TREASURY
DeiseDays
QUESTION COMPILER
Whiffle_09
READING COMPANION
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays
REHEARSAL MISTRESS see ACTING COACH
position revised
SATISFACTION QUALITY ASSURANCE DIRECTOR.
DeiseDays
SCRABBLE PARTNER
KorkyTheCat
SCREENCAP COLLATOR
Toasted Toad
SCRIPT BUDDY
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays, BionicBard
SCRUBBER (formerly BATH ATTENDANT, now including BATHROOM ATTENDANT and BACKSCRATCHER)
KorkyTheCat, celloplayer
SECURITY CHIEF, JALIONA AND JALIONISTA FOR THE USE OF security incorporating BAILBONDSWOMAN, PRISON VISITOR and JAYPROTECTOR
hannah 01.
SHAVER see SHOWER ATTENDANT
position revised
SHOE LACE CHECKER see KEEER OF THE JAYBONDS
position revised
SHOULDER TO CRY ON see COUNSELLOR FOR EMOTIONAL WELLBEING
position revised
SHOWER ATTENDANT / TEETH CLEANER / SHAVER
Lola the cat, KorkyTheCat
SNACK PROVIDER incorporating BIG SNACKS and CUSTODIAN OF THE SKITTLES
KorkyTheCat
SNIFFER IN CHIEF see JALIONISTA DETECTIVE AGENCY, STALKING DIVISION
position revised
SPECIAL AGENT (Civil (or not so civil) War Alert, with apologies if adaptations do not suit) See Jalionista Detective Agency
position revised
STITCH AND TWITCH KNITTING CIRCLE formerly KNITTER IN CHIEF / EMBROIDERY TEACHER see also MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE
hannah 01., DeiseDays, speedtrap, KorkyTheCat
SUPPORTER OF THE BURGEONING TALENT see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
position revised
TALENT SPOTTING MISTRESS AND ASSISTANT
Gill P, DeiseDays
TARDIS CREW MEMBER / COMPANION
Toasted Toad, Lola the cat, Tsuntsu bird
TATT MANAGER
speedtrap, dancingfosse
TEMPORARY CARETAKER OF GONDOLA POLLS
position withdrawn
TENDER OF THE FEET
Tsuntsu bird
THIGH CHECKER (withdrawn)
position withdrawn
THREAD GUARDIANS
hannah 01.
TRAVEL GUIDE DUTIES including LANGUAGES, KEEPER OF THE QUADRUPEDS, IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINER
jnb_7, nos lowen, snippy, callmepitstop
TWEAKMEISTER see NERVE STEADYING
position revised
VISITING AMBASSADOR
star89
VOTING INVIGILATOR see CHIEF WHIP
position revised
WAFTER / FAN FLUTTERER
RaffertyCat
YOGA BUDDY
janetshep, Chewbacca