Following a full forensic examination of Jay’s most recent tweets, Professor Cat09stein has concluded that they contain subliminal references to the dances Jaliona will perform in the Keep Dancing Show.
Mickey
Jaliona will Lindy Hop to
Mickey wearing costumes originally modelled by (mind your eyes)
Team Glita. Rumours are circulating that a truncheon, a pair of horns and a giant copy of Persuasion have also been borrowed from the Glita collection.
To complement the costume, Jay has a new chest tattoo depicting 2 men in suits and dancing shoes fleeing a large, snorting bull with a Bon Jovi haircut
Game of thrones (excuse me while I have a phwoar thud moment)
The mention of Game of Thrones throws the inexperienced interpreter off the scent. The canine reference in fact points to the 1990s television series
“Due South” - from which we can deduce that Jaliona will perform a Quickstep/line dance fusion to the
theme tune with Jay in full mountie rig and Aliona nicking one of his lumberjack shirts. Props include a stuffed dog, Jeremy Vine’s horse and a bear (exit stage left). Backing singers from
Monty Python
Man with a Van
Referring to Jay’s Irish traveller heritage, Jaliona’s third dance will be an
Irish step dance. Cozy Powell on bodrhan and Nigel Slater on fiddle. Features backing dancers dressed as leprechauns clutching a bottle of whisky and wheeling a giant vat of Guinness.
A recent communication from
Mr George suggests that Jay will continue the performance after the show in a
local hostelry yet to be named. Free beer for anyone who rocks up ...