And later after more than a handshake
We may espy a beautiful kittiwake
And upon the wing an enchanting swift
Next morning if you get my drift

I think most people would probably beat J if gurning ( Miss Karen stylee) was part of the deal.😂😂

Let's think about this. ......
The couple who were never in a dance off, the couple who had the dance of the series, nay the best dance ever, the winners of the tour and the most elegant hands and balletic feet ever to appear on SCD.
Against a sweaty farmer with a scythe....
Oh I think we all know who would win that contest


I really don't like Dan Wootton. And I'm sure Carrie wouldn't be too keen on it. However they do say the only bad publicity is no publicity.

Oh my gawd. Nooooooo.

If you saw Carrie's snapchat a couple of days ago i definitely wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her or her Dad if I was Max. Let's just say she was having a little practice at a shooting range

Jay doesn't seem to be in the slightest bit bothered about publicising himself, whether it be through newspapers, television,etc., or through social media. He doesn't appear to have the remotest urge to be a superstar - hurrah, is all I can say. I like the Jay I see and he wouldn't be that if he was a publicity seeker or an aspiring megastar, both of which require more ego. Neither he nor Aliona have a biography yet on the "Cast" section of the Keep Dancing website - I sort of get the impression that may be down to them and not anyone else

Following a full forensic examination of Jay’s most recent tweets, Professor Cat09stein has concluded that they contain subliminal references to the dances Jaliona will perform in the Keep Dancing Show.

Mickey
Jaliona will Lindy Hop to Mickey wearing costumes originally modelled by (mind your eyes) Team Glita. Rumours are circulating that a truncheon, a pair of horns and a giant copy of Persuasion have also been borrowed from the Glita collection.
To complement the costume, Jay has a new chest tattoo depicting 2 men in suits and dancing shoes fleeing a large, snorting bull with a Bon Jovi haircut

Game of thrones (excuse me while I have a phwoar thud moment)
The mention of Game of Thrones throws the inexperienced interpreter off the scent. The canine reference in fact points to the 1990s television series “Due South” - from which we can deduce that Jaliona will perform a Quickstep/line dance fusion to the theme tune with Jay in full mountie rig and Aliona nicking one of his lumberjack shirts. Props include a stuffed dog, Jeremy Vine’s horse and a bear (exit stage left). Backing singers from Monty Python


Man with a Van
Referring to Jay’s Irish traveller heritage, Jaliona’s third dance will be an Irish step dance. Cozy Powell on bodrhan and Nigel Slater on fiddle. Features backing dancers dressed as leprechauns clutching a bottle of whisky and wheeling a giant vat of Guinness.
A recent communication from Mr George suggests that Jay will continue the performance after the show in a local hostelry yet to be named. Free beer for anyone who rocks up ...

And her tweets etc just show how much she misses her man. 💕

Your powers of deduction are indeed awesome.

The Game of Thrones dance, I can see you possibly have a bit of a thing for men in breeches and tight red jackets but I am still hoping you have misinterpreted this one and he will appear in a bit of distressed pleather and faux fur.

Love this Cat09

Re voting - got in & voted, no change, left it whilst I caught up with the thread from last night (fabulous dedijaytion to the cause all you nightowls hope you haven't got repetitive strain injayries ) Went back to vote again & the figures hadn't changed at all. voted again & J's figures fluctuated by 0.01% every 5 votes or so - all a bit odd. Off to vote again

p.s. may have to give up on the Bowie prom - all rather dirge like & not celebratory.

The point I was making related solely to the piece written about Max.

Jay does have a very private outlook and doesn't necessarily like the gaze of the media.
However if he decides to follow a career in entertainment he will have to find a happy medium.
Otherwise we will all have to visit the greengrocers he will run. Wow that will be one heck of a successful business.

I was making an observation, not a criticism. My impression is that he does what he needs to but not more, that's all

All this voting really has addled my brain - I read this as J running away from us at his local greengrocers

Love it, Cat! I just hope Mr Gilikson isn't reading it for inspiration...

Like a bird of paradise he'll dance for you
Oozing elegance from every sinew
No crow's feet for this dancer fleet
Just the blazing glory of a parakeet

Exactly. I haven't voted since I tested it this morning, there's definitely something amiss in my view. Whether that's by accident or design I have no idea, but it doesn't look good to me.

He'll turn and jeté and lunge and spin
Like the graceful glide of the tufted lapwing
And can he soar in flight like a pelican?
You know by now oh yes by heck he can

And I was simply agreeing with a bit of light hearted banter thrown in about him becoming a greengrocer.

Still loving the Bird poetry. Is anyone keeping count of how many species????

I've been trying to find a way of sharing stuff without using dropbox. Can those of you who have issues with it please let me know if this alternative works ok??. Thanks

Miss Karens' Strictly Facial Bingo
Bingo cards 1
Bingo Cards 2
Bingo Cards 3

Both work fine for me, Whiffle!

Yes, these are fine thanks, going straight to Imgur.

I'll join you in the queue for carrots


Lovely jay pic

Links work fine for me

Thanks another technolojaycal skill learned

Can you imagine the length of that queue .
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Ah, the Whifflewonders of telecommunijaytions! 📱

I'd wait for as long as it took for his hot chestnuts...🌰 😍