I think a lot of worrying is down to how he was treated on Strictly, because it was so unwarranted and horrible to watch. But people will be going to watch Keep Dancing and BIG because they're dying to see him on stage, performing brilliantly, in something he's trained to do. And he'll be rehearsed to the hilt and raring to go, with plenty of people wishing him well. No 62/38 split there!

Thanks Red. Saved me trawling backwards for ages.
Loved the review BB and hope you didn't burn the ironing while FFing!!

Completely OT, but am getting so excited about Rio. Just a tart for the Olympics especially the athletics.

I love the Olympics too T bird I'm a bit worried about the Zika virus though , hope no one is affected by it ( see, I said I am a worrier )

Got a Radio Times this morning with all the schedules......the sign it's all starting!

Would really like to know where Jay is right now. Is he still in the States? Has he slipped back into the UK unnoticed. Can't wait for him to start rehearsing for Keep Dancing, surely then we will see some much wanted pics of him and Aliona.
Patience is a virtue, they say, I am obviously not very patient or virtuous!
Where is that Jaybird?

Good pick on the relevance to Jay, DD - he is like that!

I felt a bit like I should have a go at some poetry after accidentally ending up on the list, so here's what I came up with.

An American nomad with princess hair
meets with a crossroads to who knows where?
Life without purpose is free, unfulfilling.
Life to be judged – a risk if he’s willing.

A destiny withered from years of desert,
seeking the source from which to revert.
Water – like she who pours cross the floor -
the fountain of life for this troubadour?

Together the path for the future is set -
shoot for the stars and have no regret.
Uncertain at first, transformed in a Waltz,
alchemy generates, tradition assaults.

Stick to the script or wander off piste?
Indomitable spirits are being released.
Follow their path, and dance how they feel,
thoughts are united, their bond they anneal.

To exit, they’ve chosen to make their own ends -
both leaving together, and staying as friends.
Yet after it all, it’s confirmed that they won -
a message from others to tell them - Well done!

Wow, just wow

So many very apt words and phrases to appreciate in this wonderful summary of the Jaliona story fatskia
Alchemy and anneal are my science-nerd favourites, but I know Korks is going to love "troubadour" and "indomitable spirit"

Hope you realise she's going to keep pestering you for more awesome odes now
Last edited by DeiseDays : 02-08-2016 at 15:28

Thanks - and apologies for changing it a bit in the last couple of minutes.

I hope it does ring a few bells from the Jaliona past. Most Jalionistas will understand the princess hair etc.

Certainly rang bells for me, lots and lots of clever references.
Creative tweaking duly noted.

Actually, "Water – like she who pours cross the floor" made me think that Aliona deserves at least one poem just for herself.

*looks at Korky*

Random off thread topic of the day, I just found a new WW!
Which apparent,y was deleted from the wanteds YouTube channel - I've seen the one after (I think) but not this one

Enjoy (baby Jay alert!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb8p-WbrDiA

WOAH
Just stumbled acros this TW advent calendar 2011 WW Flips of which I've only previously seen about half ....will save the playlist for later.....ahh, Jay is adorable (pretty hot too )

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...820E1A70D34145

I'M BACK. MWAHAHA 👿

Now I know nobody has missed me but let me tell you I am brain addled from trying to get on this thread today.

DS somehow discarded me, ignored me, threw me out. I felt unwanted and bereft😢. 😂😂

I don't know what happened but boy it feels good to be back. Now I can play catchup.

Speak soon and thanks DD

You're not just a pretty face, are you? Very nice

Awwww hannah! ((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))

Try again. There may be half a random post appeared in the ether somewhere

I am just about to post the list of jobs so you know where to look. Then I will post the jobs themselves, not necessarily all at the same time as sometimes I have to reformat bits. I have given up on all but the most basic links, sorry!

Now, BB how do I get the url for the word document I have in DropBox, pray?

http://i.imgur.com/AcvkwMm.jpg
(pie chart)

LIST OF DEFUNCT/AMALGAMATED JOBS SO YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM

APPLIER OF THE KNEE BANDAGE see KNEE CARE
APPLIER OF THE LIP BALM see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
BACK SCRATCHER see SCRUBBER
BAIL BONDSPERSON / PRISON VISITOR see Security Chief
BALLPOINT MANAGERESS see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
BATHROOM ATTENDANT see SCRUBBER
BEARD TRIMMER IN CHIEF DEFUNCT
BETWEEN MAID DEFUNCT
BIG SNACK ENFORCER see SNACK PROVIDER
BLUDGER see CHIEF RESEARCHER
BOTTLED WATER CARRIER incorporated into Master of the Beer Bottles
CARER see PROTECTOR OF THE PHONE etc
CONTROLLER OF THE INKWELL see CALLIGRAPHY TEACHER
CUSTODIAN OF THE SKITTLES (including administration thereof) see SNACK PROVIDER
DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF CLOTHING OTHER THAN UNDERWEAR see DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS)
DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF UNDERWEAR see CURATOR OF THE UNDERCRACKERS
DIRECTOR OF THE FOUNTAIN PEN see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
DISTRACTOR AND TWEAK MEISTER see NERVE STEADYING
DRESSER (BIG) see DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS)
EXERCISE BUDDY see KNEE CARE
FINGER GUIDE incorporating HAND GUIDE see also BUTTON PUSHER (MICROWAVE)
FRECKLE COUNTER see FRECKLE MONITOR
FRECKLE FINDER see FRECKLE MONITOR
GO-FER / WALL SITTER see QUESTION COMPILER and INTERROJAYTOR IN CHIEF
GROOMER OF THE NECK STUBBLE merged with NECK MASSAGE
GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE (ETIQUETTE) see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE (PERSONAL CARE PHYSICAL) see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
GUIDE OF THE DIP PEN see CALLIGRAPHY TEACHER
HAT MONITOR see BANDANA SELECTOR
HIGHLIGHTER IN CHIEF OF THE CURLS see CURL TEASER IN CHIEF
HOLDER OF THE INDELIBLE PEN see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINER see TRAVEL GUIDE DUTIES
JAYPROTECTOR see SECURITY CHIEF
JAYWAKENER see MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER
KEEPER OF THE CRAYONS see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT see MEDIA RELATIONS
KEEPER OF THE QUADRUPEDS excluding horses see TRAVEL GUIDE
KEEPER OF THE SUNGLASSES see KEEPER OF THE PEEPERS
KNITTER IN CHIEF / EMBROIDERY TEACHER see stitch and twitch KNITTING CIRCLE also MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE
LADY OF THE FLIES see CROTCH COVERER
LANYARD PLACER see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
LEG RINGER see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
LIP BUFFER see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
LIP BUFFER see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER see LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER
MISTRESS OF THE FELT TIP see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE see stitch and twitch
MISTRESS OF THE ROLLERBALL see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
NOCTURNAL ROLE PLAY PARTNER see MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER
PACKAGE SUPERVISOR See CROTCH COVERER
PENCIL LEAD CHECKER see COMMITTEE FTCAMOWI
REHEARSAL MISTRESS see ACTING COACH
SHAVER see SHOWER ATTENDANT
SHOE LACE CHECKER see KEEER OF THE JAYBONDS
SHOULDER TO CRY ON see COUNSELLOR FOR EMOTIONAL WELLBEING
SILENCER OF THE SNORE see MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER
SNIFFER IN CHIEF see JALIONISTA DETECTIVE AGENCY, STALKING DIVISION
SPECIAL AGENT (Civil (or not so civil) War Alert, with apologies if adaptations do not suit) See Jalionista Detective Agency
SUPPORTER OF THE BURGEONING TALENT see KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS
TEMPORARY CARETAKER OF GONDOLA POLLS DEFUNCT
THIGH CHECKER (withdrawn) DEFUNCT
TWEAKMEISTER see NERVE STEADYING
VOTING INVIGILATOR see CHIEF WHIP

CURRENT JOBS AND HOLDERS
analysis
ACCOUNTANT
Tinkerbell52
ACTING COACH - MEDIA CLIPS
awaiting
ACTING COACH incorporating REHEARSAL MISTRESS
Toasted Toad, callmepitstop, dufnut, KorkyTheCat
ADRENALIN DUMP MANAGER (aka Bringer Downer)
KorkyTheCat
ARTY HOMESPINNER - original suggestion has been lost for reasons explained
bubble_wrap
ASSISTANT DOG/JAY HANDLER CARER
KorkyTheCat, nos lowen, jnb_7, Tsuntsu bird
ATTRACTIVE FINDER GENERAL
snippy, Little Miss ahouch, jnb_7, KorkyTheCat
BANDANA SELECTOR (incorporating HAT MONITOR)
jnb_7
BEARD TENDER
KorkyTheCat
BIG BEARD TENDER
Lola the cat, hannah 01.
BIOGRAPHER / BIOPIC PRODUCTION TEAM - 50 SHADES / 50 CHECK SHIRTS / BEST TOO MUCH EVER
ahouch, Lola the cat, KorkyTheCat, hannah 01., DeiseDays
BISCUIT LOGISTICS MANAGER
Fred., Whiffle_09
BUILDER'S MATE incorporating DIY ASSISTANT and TENDER OF THE TOOL BOX
Lola the cat, hannah 01.
BUTTON PUSHER (MICROWAVE)
DeiseDays
CALLIGRAPHY TEACHER incorporating CONTROLLER OF THE INKWELL and GUIDE OF THE DIP PEN
KorkyTheCat
CHÄTELAINE formerly LIVE IN HOUSEKEEPER
StrictlyRed, KorkyTheCat
CHEF
nos lowen, maryhall1
CHESTICLE CHERISHER
KorkyTheCat, jnb_7
CHIEF RABBLE ROUSER
jnb_7
CHIEF RESEARCHER, now including BLUDGING
hannah 01.
CHIEF WHIP incorporating VOTING INVIGILATOR
Mrs Finkelstein, jnb_7, StrictlyRed, hannah 01., nelliek, Lola the cat, Deise Days
COMMITTE MEMBERS (NON-COMPETING)
Jelly_L
COMMITTEE FOR THE CONTROL AND MANAGEMENT OF WRITING IMPLEMENTS (CFTCAMOWI) encompassing: ballpoint manageress - director of the fountain pen - holder of the indelible pen - keeper of the crayons - mistress of the felt tip - mistress of the rollerball - pencil lead checker
Lola the cat, KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays, jnb_7
COMPILER OF THE HOMEWORK CLIPS
Fred.
COUNSELLOR FOR EMOTIONAL WELLBEING incorporating SHOULDER TO CRY ON
sam67jane, Toasted Toad, Lindy_Loue, KorkyTheCat
CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF FANTASY JAYJOB HUNTING
hannah 01., Lola the cat
CROTCH COVERER ( aka Big Nacks Coverer) incorporating LADY OF THE FLIES and PACKAGE SUPERVISOR
Snookey, KorkyTheCat, jnb_7, stitch and twitch
CURATOR / ARCHIVIST OF THE JAYPICS AND JAYGIFS
RaffertyCat
CURATOR OF JAYEWELLERY
KorkyTheCat
CURATOR OF THE SHORT REVIEWS
hannah 01.
CURATOR OF THE UNDERCRACKERS and DIRECTOR IN CHARGE OF LOCATION AND MAINTENANCE OF UNDERWEAR
snippy, hannah 01., dancingfosse (on call)
CURL-TEASER IN CHIEF including HIGHLIGHTER IN CHIEF
bubble_wrap, Amaluna, fridgesoup, sammi42, Lindy_Loue
DANCE PARTNER (IN TRAINING)
rosedroplet, Fred.
DEBTOR see KEEPER OF THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
KorkyTheCat
DIALOGUE COACH
DeiseDays, ahouch
DINING COMPANION
KorkyTheCat
DRESSER (EXCLUDING UNDERCRACKERS) including DRESSER (BIG) and DICOLAMOCOTU
KorkyTheCat, Lola the cat
EDITOR IN CHIEF (POETRY DIVISION)
DeiseDays
EDITOR IN CHIEF, JALIONISTA JOURNAL
isih
FRECKLE MONITOR incorporating FRECKLE COUNTER and FRECKLE FINDER
Toasted Toad, speedtrap
GIF HUNTER
Jalionistas
GRIPETTE
KorkyTheCat (still taking this far too literally and far too far)
GUARDIAN OF THE MAIL-SACK
RaffertyCat
GUTTER PERSONNEL - HOST, CEO and DEPUTY GRIT, SWEEPER, YURT FINDER/KEEPER, CUSHION FLUFFER
bubble_wrap, hannah 01., sky_lark, The Ghost, Lola the cat
HAIKU HONER specialism distinct from POETS LAUREATE
KorkyTheCat
HEAD HAIRDRYER (BLOWING JOB) #4 amended from CHIEF HAIRDRYER (BLOWING JOB)
Gilly-O
HEAD LADY-IN-WAITING
Lola the cat
HEADLESS CHICKEN IN CHIEF
KorkyTheCat
HORSE RIDING
jnb_7
INTERROJAYTOR IN CHIEF
jnb_7, ahouch
INTRODUCER TO MIDDLE CLASS FOODS
KorkyTheCat
JALIONISTA DETECTIVE AGENCY incorporating SPECIAL AGENTS, JAYMATEUR JAYSLEUTH, JAYDETECTIVE
jnb_7, jayfan, Arnostae, Lola the cat, StrictlyRed, floppers
JALIONISTA FASHIONISTA
jnb_7
JAYBUS PERSONNEL - DRIVER, NAVIGATOR, PILLOW PLUMPER, KEEPERS OF : THE DVDs, THE JAYBUS KEYS, BUS TICKETS and CARDI
speedtrap, sammi42, callmepitstop, rosedroplet, nelliek, JuliePB, hannah 01.
JAYHUG CHECKER (QUALITY CONTROL AND ASSESSMENT)
JuliePB
JAYJAY PILOT
Lola the cat, isih
JOBSFORJAY - 01 BACK SCRATCHER
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 02 CHAKRA BALANCER
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 03 CO-OP PART TIMER
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 04 CUSHION
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 05 GROCERY SHOPPING ASSISTANT
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 06 LULLABY SINGER
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 07 LEMONISTA
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 08 ODD JOB MAN
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 09 PROFESSIONAL HUGGER
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 10 RAINMAN
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 11 SUPERSTAR OF MUSICAL THEATRE
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 12 UNDERWEAR MODEL
James Mcguiness
JOBSFORJAY - 13 WINDBREAK
James Mcguiness
KEEPER OF THE DOUBLE / SINGLE / DOWNRIGHT OBSCENE ENTENDRE
isih
KEEPER OF THE JAYBONDS incorporating SUPPORTER OF THE BURGEONING TALENT, SHOELACE CHECKER, LANYARD PLACER and LEG RINGER
jnb_7, KorkyTheCat, snippy
KEEPER OF THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
James Mcguiness
KEEPER OF THE PEEPERS incorporating KEEPER OF THE SUNGLASSES
callmepitstop, jnb_7
KEEPER OF THE TOUR CLIPS
spreeathen
KEEPER OF THE TOUR LISTS
nelliek, bees_knees
KNEE CARE including APPLIER OF THE KNEE BANDAGE and EXERCISE BUDDY
KorkyTheCat, Lindy_Loue
LAUNDRESS (sub division of dresser), including IRONING
KorkyTheCat
LIBRARIANS
callmepitstop, whiffle_09, Marmitey
LIP AND TONGUE MANAGER incorporating LIP BUFFER, formerly APPLIER OF THE LIP BALM and GUARDIAN OF THE TONGUE
ahouch, KorkyTheCat
MASTER OF THE BEER BOTTLES incorporating COMPETITIVE BEER DRINKER and BOTTLED WATER CARRIER
hannah 01., dancingfosse
MEDIA RELATIONS incorporating KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT
awaiting, Dufnut, callmepitstop, Mrs Finkelstein, CatO9Tales
MEDICAL ATTENDANT
KorkyTheCat, StrictlyRed, hannah 01.
MINER OF THE MIND
RaffertyCat, KorkyTheCat
MISS LOLA'S SCHOOL OF DANCE AND FACIAL EXPRESSION - WORK IN PROGRESS
Lola the cat, whiffle_09
MISTRESS OF THE BED BATH
hannah 01.
MISTRESS OF THE BEDCHAMBER incorporating JAYWAKENER, NOCTURNAL ROLE PLAY PARTNER and SILENCER OF THE SNORE, with ROAMING privileges
KorkyTheCat
MISTRESS OF THE MONOCHROME MAJESTY GIFS ETC
Whiffle_09
MOPPER OF THE PERSPIRING BROW
JNB_7
NECK MASSAGE including GROOMER OF THE NECK STUBBLE
StrictlyRed
NERVE STEADYING ROLES incorporating DISTRACTING and TWEAKING
KorkyTheCat, jnb_7, dancingfosse
NUZZLER IN CHIEF
Toasted Toad
PAGE TURNER
KorkyTheCat
PAINTING AND DRAWING COMPANION
snippy, Gill P, sky_lark, KorkyTheCat
PALENESS PRESERVATION PROFESSIONAL
Delight
PASSEPARTOUT
DeiseDays
PERSONAL ASSISTANT (INCLUDING PDAS AND GENERAL CO-ORDINATION OF ADMINISTRATIVE TASKS, MEDIA RELATIONS)
Mcguiness27
PERSONAL CHOREOGRAPHER
JuliePB
PERSONAL MASSEUSE (EXCLUDING NECK)
stelladog,
PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
KorkyTheCat
PERSONAL TRAINER
danceagogo
PIZZA PROVIDER (PERSONAL) - TEMPORARY
KorkyTheCat
PLANKING POLE INSPECTOR
KorkyTheCat
POET LAUREATE
DeiseDays
PORTABLE BED SUPPLIER
KorkyTheCat
PRACTICE CAT
KorkyTheCat
PRACTICE DOG
Fred the Real Dog
PRINGLE PROVIDER (PERSONAL)
jayfan
PROTECTION SUPPLIER
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays
PROTECTOR OF THE KNAPSACK
KorkyTheCat
PROTECTOR OF THE PHONE / PERMANENT PERSISTENT PUNCTILIOUS PAINSTAKING POCKET PATTER / Permanent Private Personal Punctilious Particular Property Preservation & Protection Provider (see also KEEPER OF THE PHONE & TWITTER ACCOUNT) incorporating CARER
KorkyTheCat
PURSER OF THE JAYCOIN TREASURY
DeiseDays
QUESTION COMPILER
Whiffle_09
READING COMPANION
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays
SATISFACTION QUALITY ASSURANCE DIRECTOR.
DeiseDays
SCRABBLE PARTNER
KorkyTheCat
SCREENCAP COLLATOR
Toasted Toad
SCRIPT BUDDY
KorkyTheCat, DeiseDays, BionicBard
SCRUBBER (formerly BATH ATTENDANT, now including BATHROOM ATTENDANT and BACKSCRATCHER)
KorkyTheCat, celloplayer
SECURITY CHIEF, JALIONA AND JALIONISTA FOR THE USE OF security incorporating BAILBONDSWOMAN, PRISON VISITOR and JAYPROTECTOR
hannah 01.
SETTLER-IN and ASSISTANT
KorkyTheCat, whiffle_09
SHORTS ADJUSTER incorporating UNDERSTUDY OF THE JAYNDIES
KorkyTheCat
SHOWER ATTENDANT / TEETH CLEANER / SHAVER
Lola the cat, KorkyTheCat
SNACK PROVIDER incorporating BIG SNACKS and CUSTODIAN OF THE SKITTLES
KorkyTheCat
STITCH AND TWITCH KNITTING CIRCLE formerly KNITTER IN CHIEF / EMBROIDERY TEACHER incorporating MISTRESS OF THE MEASURING TAPE
hannah 01., DeiseDays, speedtrap, KorkyTheCat
TALENT SPOTTING MISTRESS AND ASSISTANT
Gill P, DeiseDays
TARDIS CREW MEMBER / COMPANION
Toasted Toad, Lola the cat, Tsuntsu bird, KorkyTheCat, stelladog
TATT MANAGER
speedtrap, dancingfosse
TENDER OF THE FEET
Tsuntsu bird
THREAD GUARDIANS
hannah 01.
THROAT AND LOBE STROKER EXTRAORDINAIRE
KorkyTheCat
TRAVEL GUIDE DUTIES including LANGUAGES, KEEPER OF THE QUADRUPEDS, IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINER
jnb_7, nos lowen, snippy, callmepitstop, Tsuntsu bird, CatO9Tales, karinsmulders, isih, spreeathen, DeiseDays, Mrs Finkelstein, Lola the cat, janetshep, marinamau
TWITTER EXECUTIVES AND RESEARCHERS KINSHIP (TWERKS)
Jalionistas, rosaportalc
VISITING AMBASSADOR
star89
WAFTER / FAN FLUTTERER
RaffertyCat
YOGA BUDDY
janetshep, Chewbacca

This just gets better & better with every edition DD it's wonderful 👏👏👏👏

This is lovely Fatskia


ETA Fabulous work on the job list Isih & that pie chart is EPIC!!

Here are words, then I'm off to cook tea (not sausages, sadly)
JAYCTIONARY : (Tsuntsu bird)
JAYFAN - THE OBSESSED WOMAN WHO STARTED ALL THIS OFF : (Isih)

AbJayct : How some will feel from 15/2/2016 (KorkyTheCat)
AdJaycent : (lying) Next to J (KorkyTheCat / Toasted Toad)
adJaydicated : what he gets when being marked (KorkyTheCat)
AdJayst : acclimatise to being without J (KorkyTheCat)
AdJaysting : the outfit (rosedroplet)
aJaylity : he's very bendy and flexible (KorkyTheCat)
AJaytation : state of collective panic when a threat to Jaliona is perceived: see also Jayndemonium (KorkyTheKat)
AlJaybra : studies recommended by Jay (Tsuntsu bird)
AlleJaynce : Loyalty to J (KorkyTheKat)
AllerJay : Condition which causes overheating (KorkyTheCat)
amalgaJaytion : separate talents which combine outstandingly (KorkyTheCat / isih)
AnJaylic : J dances like a divine being (KorkyTheCat)
AnticipJaytion : looking forward to what might happen in the future. (janetshep)
ApoloJay : Regretful acknowledgement made to J for shrinking his leotard in the wash (KorkyTheCat)
Appropriate Jaythoughts : keep it clean, guys! Only mild to moderate perving allowed (Toasted Toad)
ArchaeoloJay : Digging J (KorkyTheCat)
arJay bargay : heated discussion with a non supporter of jaliona (Tsuntsu bird)
AssociJaytion : see collaboJaytion, co-operJaytion (KorkyTheCat)
Bad HairJay : do we need to explain? (redsfans)
BlueJay : a ‘colourful’ song bird, commonly found down rabbit holes surprisingly (JaxMax)
Braography : Means of capturing dance moves during a concert (presumably where cameras are discouraged) see also (KorkyTheCat)
Braspins : a pirouette or series of pirouettes undertaken while spinning a bra over one's head (KorkyTheCat)
Brassieregraphy : move containing braspins but involving further undergarment choreography (KorkyTheCat)
Brunos : as in ' a load of old Brunos' ie codswallop (Tsuntsu bird)
celeJaytions : to mark the achievement of a target in voting, posting, meeting, greeting ... (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
Chesticles-up : the collective state of panic at which the jaliona fan believes that they may have danced their last. (bubble_wrap)
ChronoloJay : It's Jay's time (KorkyTheCat)
CircumJaycent : lying around him (KorkyTheCat)
CollaboJaytion : when the Jayjobbers combine their talents! (bubble_wrap)
Conflagrajaytion : he sets our minds and pens on fire (KorkyTheCat)
ConJaycture : Think about J (KorkyTheKat)
ConJaygal rights : What I'll have when I marry J (ed - there may be some unseemly behaviour of the hair-pulling kind surrounding this definition) (KorkyTheKat)
ConJaygating : Je ponce, Tu ponces (little known samba move) (Toasted Toad / JayMax)
ConJaynital : Natural/innate as in 'a born dancer' (KorkyTheCat)
ConJaysted : Over-full of J (ed - is this possible?) (KorkyTheCat)
Co-operJaytion : see collaboJaytion, associJaytion (KorkyTheCat)
Corsetography : move containing braspins but involving further undergarment choreography (KorkyTheCat)
DediJaytion : commitment to and from J (KorkyTheCat)
DeJayction : No more J soon (KorkyTheCat)
DeJaynerated : Corrupted by viewing too many J videos (KorkyTheCat)
delecJaytion : what we've had over the past few months (Tsuntsu bird)
DiJaysted : Partook of J's comestibles (KorkyTheCat)
DisenJayge : Emerge from J rabbithole (KorkyTheKat)
eau de Jay : see also Jaygrance (snippy /jnb)
EffiJay : Sculpture of J - or a plastic doll available on e-bay (KorkyTheKat / Isih)
ElerJay : Sad poem about J (KorkyTheCat)
EliJayble : Free to marry me (KorkyTheCat)
EluciJaytion : explanation of J's words (KorkyTheCat)
EncycloJaydia : HELP! (bubble_wrap / Isih)
EnerJaysed (1) : refreshed and revived by the watching of a Mcguiness (Isih)
EnerJaysed (2) : after watching Holy Jive (also can't remember) (jnb_7)
EnJay : a little needed exhortation (rosedroplet / Isih)
enJayneer : What he wanted to be (is this true at all?) (KorkyTheCat)
EvanJaylical : Enthusiastic promotion of J (KorkyTheCat)
ExiJayncy : Urgent need of J (KorkyTheCat)
Fair Exchaynge : umpteen 'phone/text votes for a Jayhug / Jaywin (CatO9Tales / Toasted Toad)
FantaJay : - Oh yes!! (KorkyTheCat)
fatskia : oriJaynator of the thread (jayfan)
FlaJaylate : Erm... Spend an interesting evening with J (KorkyTheCat)
FraJayle : Been on the beer (KorkyTheCat)
GrapholoJay : Study of J's handwriting (KorkyTheCat)
GymJaysium : where Jay hones his perfect bod! *respectful pause (Rocknroll)
HallucinoJaynic : seeing him everywhere (especially at airports) (KorkyTheCat)
Happy Jays : SunJay, MonJay, TuesJay, WednesJay, ThursJay, FriJay, SaturJay (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
happysad : translated from Jay's tweet (sam67jane)
HeyJay : best time of his life (KorkyTheCat)
Hindsight Spectjaycles : if only we could have forseen ! (Whiffle_09)
His Jayship : title conferred by Jalionistas (isih)
HoliJay : his vacation (KorkyTheCat)
hugJays : inverse of Jayhugs (Isih)
HypnoJaysed : lulled into a sense of euphoria (Tsuntsu bird / Isih / bubble_wrap)
imaJaynation : sometimes over-fertile (DeiseDays)
IncorriJayble : members of the Appreciation thread (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
inJaynuity : used to great effect when evading questions etc (KorkyTheCat)
InJaynuous : honest, innocent, willing to trust people. (oxford dict) (Tsuntsu bird)
InJayry : Hurt sustained by J (KorkyTheCat)
InJayst : Eat veggie food (KorkyTheCat)
InJaystice : unfairly low scores given to J (KorkyTheCat)
inJayte : naturally occuring qualities of Mr McG (isih)
IntelliJaynce : his brain power (KorkyTheCat)
IntelliJayntsia : higher level thinkers about Jay (Tsuntsu bird)
InterJayction : Aliona special : rolled-eyes look (danceagogo)
InteroJaytor : An elicitor of answers posed on behalf of Jalionistas (BionicBard / Isih)
It's a Jayagnose! : (amaluna)
Ja(y)nus : dancing God at a crossroads in life ; which way will he choose? (danceagogo)
Jaliona (1) : perfect combination! (Toasted Toad)
Jaliona (2) : as in Jaliona made me do it (bubble_wrap)
Jaliona (3) : The showdance renamed (Little Miss Ahouch)
Jalionadreaming : Pleasant & distracting thoughts about Jaliona had whilst walking (Whiffle_09)
Jalionese : An entirely new language based on code (speedtrap)
Jalionista Sistas : Girls on Tour (jnb_7)
Jay (1) : Joy (alt. spelling) (Tsunstu bird)
Jay (2) : Definition of charisma, stage presence, huge talent, modesty and kindness (Isih / KorkyTheCat)
Jay and Tonic : alternatively, a tall drink of water (Toasted Toad)
Jay blocked : prevented from leaving the delights of the gutter by a disapproving tut from Jay (bubble_wrap / Isih)
Jayaholic : person obsessed with Mr McGuiness (Mcguiness27)
Jayalike : a person bearing a remarkable resemblance to J, physically or temperatmentally or both (isih) ed. With acknowledgements to Beethoven
Jay-as-you-go : His mobile phone method (KorkyTheCat)
Jaybacca : Jay in his Chewie onesie (Toasted Toad)
Jayback time : gratitude for voting for him (KorkyTheCat)
Jaybandoned : left without J (KorkyTheCat)
JayBans (1) : what JayFans, Jayriatrics and Jayaholics risk whilst squashy sofa surfing in random hotels (JaxMax)
JayBans (2) : also: protect the eyes against the rays of light emanating from J, whichever way he's facing (Isih)
Jaybe : perhaps he'll turn up, perhaps he won't (CatO9Tales)
JayBib : Necessary item of clothing for some (or maybe just me) when viewing certain pictures or gifs of J. (KorkyTheCat)
Jaybibs : used to protect clothing of Gutter dwellers from Jay-inspired drool (observed by ahouch)
Jaybilation : reaction when learning of yet another Jaliona win on the tour (Jelly_L)
JayBird : Self explanatory (Mcguiness27)
Jayblock : the moment a jalionist 'tries' to escape from the gutter in order to be forced back into it by Jay (bubble_wrap)
Jaybode : his home 3 (KorkyTheCat)
JayBox : a place to store all Jay related stuff. (Mcguiness27)
Jaybreak : Dawn of day of show (KorkyTheCat)
Jaybud : see JayFriend (Mcguiness27)
JayBun : A man bun as worn by Jay. (Mcguiness27)
Jaybundant : has plenty! (ed - of what, may I ask) (KorkyTheCat)
Jaybuns : erm....um...maybe I’d best leave that one to your imagination!! (Isih / JaxMax)
Jaybus : our way to share a journey (I know) we take cardigans, Avatar dvd and onsies. (mantaray_1)
Jaycaching : the hunt for Jaygifs (DeiseDays / isih)
JayCam : Essential for a JayFan when planning a JayMeet to get a JayHug and maybe a JayPic with the said Mr McGuiness (mcguiness27)
Jaycase : explanation of anything Jayrelated made in what would appear to be a fully nonchalant manner (bubble_wrap)
JayCation : holiday taken with the man of your dreams. (jnb_7)
Jayccommodation : his home 1 (KorkyTheCat)
Jayccordion- : his fave musical instrument (KorkyTheCat)
Jaychievement : landing his Big part (not a euphemism) (KorkyTheCat)
Jaycinthe : Plant named after him. (KorkyTheCat)
Jayclick : the dedicated online poll voting of Jalionistas (Whiffle_09)
Jayclipse : A Jayxciting Jaystronomical Jayvent (KorkyTheCat)
Jay-cloth (1) : in the context of Jalionista's - cut from the same J-cloth in admiring said personage. (ahouch)
Jay-cloth (2) : as in cut from the same. To describe a personage who demonstrates similar traits to Mr McG.. I.e. Talented, handsome, humble,kind, geeky, intelligent, self-deprecating etc etc. (ahouch)
Jay-cloth (3) : material used to mop brow or mouth of Jalionista when the supply of Jaybibs has run dry in the gutter. (ahouch)
Jaycoins : thread equivalent of bitcoins (DeiseDays )
Jaycomplished : talented (KorkyTheCat)
Jaycoon : a mental warm Wookie Onesie (Tsuntsu bird)
Jaycoustic : authentic J sound (KorkyTheCat)
Jaycrash TV : the art of putting foot in mouth and in many cases, leaving it there (Polly-T / Isih)
Jaycrawl : Swim 2 laps per dance they did - lot of laps , no boredom, win win (Rosedroplet)
Jaycreativity : variety of opuses (opi?) undertaken under the influence of Mr Mcg (DeiseDays)
Jayctivity : something done by Jay (isih)
Jaycuzzi : preferable alternative to a cold shower (DeiseDays / Isih)
Jayd : Lovely shade of green (KorkyTheCat)
JayDar : Early Jay detection device, for use in Squashy Sofa Land or similar (jnb_7)
Jayday (1) : Like payday but even better (KorkyTheCat)
Jayday (2) : also: a day full of Mr McGuiness. (Mcguiness27)
Jaydditional : supplementary details concerning his Jayship (KorkyTheCat / isih)
Jayddress : his home 2 (KorkyTheCat)
Jayded (1) : seeing too many naked male chests. Remedied by blue eyes and a blue jumper. (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayded (2) : also: those who absolutely refuse to enjoy J's dancing just 'cos (Toasted Toad)
Jaydiction : addiction to anything Jay (kmelly)
Jaydio : Listening device for all TW songs (Mcguiness27)
Jaydist : A cruel detractor (KorkyTheCat)
Jaydmonish : when Jay reprimands a Jalionista for doing something naughty (DeiseDays)
Jaydolise : love him (KorkyTheCat)
Jaydom : a country where Jalionstas roam free (Tsuntsu bird)
Jaydoration : normal reaction to the sight, sound, or (for the lucky few) touch of Mr McG (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
Jaydream : a mind wandering moment that can strike at any given time (jayspotting)
Jaydream believer (1) : someone who is convinced they will one day get a Jayhug and is willing to spend hours lurking on squashy sofas, outside stage doors and at student club nights to get one (nos lowen)
Jaydream believer (2) : also: can be whatever you want it to be (angstfree)
Jayducate : to stumble across something new to oneself which J is doing on YouTube whilst one is lost down the Jayrabbithole (KorkyTheCat)
Jayeffect : He's so inspiring! (KorkyTheCat)
Jayenne pepper : Very very hot stuff (KorkyTheCat)
Jayewellery : bracelets and other wrist thingies and earrings and any more body jewellery (KorkyTheCat)
Jayfall : (not the sort he did lots in TW) - Epic Spy film detailing Jaywatching from the Jalionista sista's point of view, involving many other Agents, some already named, some to come (jnb_7)
Jayfan (1) : an obsessed middle aged woman who spends a ridiculous number of hours thinking about Jay McGuiness (jayfan)
Jayfan (2) : also: any obsessed person who spends a ridiculous number of hours thinking about Jay McGuiness (Isih / jayfan)
Jayfari : a hunt round the pizza palaces of Plymouth (fridgesoup)
Jayfest : indulging in more videos than is good for one (Sabbatical)
Jayfever : what we all have! (nos lowen)
Jayffa cakes (1) : cakes containing cell keys to Holloway (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayffa cakes (2) : Yummy, enticing, naughty but very tasty and moreish. On[c]e is never enough. (KorkyTheCat)
Jayffair : consort with him (KorkyTheCat)
Jayffectionate : loving (KorkyTheCat)
Jayfficacy : he produces the desired effect (KorkyTheCat)
Jayficionado : Expert on J (KorkyTheCat)
Jayfilter (1) : only picks up Jay's bits and mutes/pixelates everyone else (speedtrap)
Jayfilter (2) : what he sometimes doesn't have (Isih)
Jayfinitions : meanings of words in our Jayctionary (it's OUR dictionary Korky) (KorkyTheCat)
Jayfocals : causing vision to be so tightly focussed on Jay that one misses a bloody great train in the background! (Toasted Toad)
JayFriend : someone who is on the same wavelength as you and appreciates all things Jay: also JayPal, Jaybud or JayMate (Mcguiness27)
Jayfuddled : to be in a confused state of mind (LolaTheCat)
Jayfulness : J certainly brings it (KorkyTheCat)
Jayfun : when you spend time stalking Jay in strange hotels in a way that it totally out of character (Jayfan)
JayGantic : adopts respectful "pause". (Mcguiness27)
Jayge : rage felt when talking to non-appreciators (Tsuntsu bird)
Jaygem : a little piece of Jayctivity which ornaments life (RaffertyCat / isih)
Jaygent (1) : a highly motivated Jay scholar doing field studies under the disguise of a Jay stalker. (Olivia_P)
Jaygents (2) : special agents licensed to thrill with tales from squashy sofa land (Jelly_L)
Jaygermeister : drink to celebrate all things Jay (Rosedroplet)
Jayggery-pokery : He's up to no good. (KorkyTheCat)
Jaygif (v) : to search tirelessly for Jaygifs to please other Jalionistas (bubble-wrap / Isih)
Jaygifs : short movies of Jay (Isih)
Jaygrance (1) : amazing male smell of the object of our affection /obsession (jnb_7)
Jaygrance (2) : I'll never forget that male smell...phwoar, I've gone all unnecessary (sic) (jnb_7)
Jaygression : A covertly aggressive approach to sharing the dance floor, featuring a spinning Aliona attached to an innocently smiling Jay mountain. (Delight)
Jaygun : erm....um...maybe I’d best leave that one to your imagination!! (JaxMax)
Jaygutter : Place into which J's Appreciators inevitably fall and languish after looking too long at gifs, pictures, YouTubes, interviews and videos, wallowing helplessly in thoughts and memories of more pictures, gifs, etc., with no real motivation or desire to leave... (KorkyTheCat)
JayHawker : a mean person trying to steal all things in the JayDom (Mcguiness27)
Jayhem (1) : Colleagues left wondering where he is (KorkyTheCat)
Jayhem (2) : (if he ever causes) pandemonium (KorkyTheCat)
JayHug (1) : Heaven only warmer, and smelling better (jnb_7)
Jayhug (2) : also: what everybody here dreams of (mantaray_1)
Jayhunting : a mild (or severe) form of stalking (callmepitstop)
JayingLow : just chillin’ (JaxMax)
JayIsm : random thoughts spoken out loud sans filter - sometimes hilarious, sometimes requiring the AlionaFilter (jnb_7)
Jayitis : inability to stop talking, stalking or thinking about Jay. (Toasted Toad)
Jayjams : the latest range of onesie pyjamas available online and in all good stores (catspaw)
Jayjectives : words which describe Jay (KorkyTheCat)
Jayjob (see appendix) : 24/7 employment in the service of Jay (KorkyTheCat / mcguinnes27)
Jayjunkie : Jayfan in need of daily dose of gossip, video, pics etc (rosedroplet)
Jaykanapes : He's a b..... A little more explanation, please (KorkyTheCat)
Jayking it : faking it till you make it (jayfan)
Jaykiss : no explanation needed - see also Jaylirious (jayfan)
Jayku : style of Jayode (KorkyTheCat)
Jayladdin's Cave : A repository full of funnyJays, smileyJays, cuteJays, sparklyJays, dancingJays, and other Jay-related delights. (Rafferty cat)
Jaylaid : no, no, not that!! When a Jayfan "accidentally" stumbles across a new video clip when they're actually supposed to be doing something Very Important! (expert opinion differs on the origins of this curious phrase - ed) (CatO9Tales)
Jaylatine : thickens and stiffens (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylatinous : Our legs turned to jelly by J's dancing (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylaugh : Jayous sound emitted by amused Jay (jayfan / Isih)
Jaylaying : accosting a certain young man when he gets on and off coaches (jayfan)
Jaylbird : If he becomes a wrong'un (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylcoholism : nothing to be ashamed of, but perhaps discreetly concealed to avoid potential mockery (speedtrap / isih)
JayLeaf : may not be the flashiest flavor in the cook's toolbox, but it's more potent than you may think! (JaxMax)
Jaylebration : to follow the outright series win (DeiseDays)
Jaylectrolyte : He carries an electric charge. For when his manual tools are too exhausted (KorkyTheCat)
Jayleidascope : spinning multicoloured phenomenon sometimes seen at various venues around the UK particularly at the end of the performance, sometimes in QuickStep. (jnb_7)
Jaylepathy : The serendipity of two or more Jalionistas having similar thought processes at the same time (KorkyTheCat / isih)
Jayless : as in a miserable day when no sightings or news of Jay McGuiness (Jayfan)
Jaylessness : a condition for which the only cure is extend YT watching, 2 x Tango viewings every 4 hours until the condition has alleviated (speedtrap /Snippy)
Jaylib : Freedom for sublime dancers (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylicious : Jay delicious (L_duncan)
Jaylienate : to make oneself unpopular with negative comments about J. (Tinkerbell52)
Jaylienated : not 'getting' the Jay love (janetshep)
Jaylight robbery : Have you seen those ticket prices? (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylignite : Jaylignite - He's explosive when jiving! (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylirious (1) : mental state after an excessive amount of Jay (spreeathen)
Jaylirious (2) : (after we have received the JayHug) (jnb_7)
Jaylite : a day with not enough Jay (Toasted Toad)
Jaylliance : a partnership between two (or more) Jalionistas with a superb result (KorkyTheCat / isih)

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Jayllucinations : daytime dreams of J (KorkyTheCat)
Jayllybaby (1) : cross between J and Tom Baker (Doctor Who) (Toasted Toad)
Jayllybaby (2) : also: delicious! (Toasted Toad)
Jaylo : a circle of light shown around or above the head of [a saint or holy person] Jay to represent their Jalionaness. (speedtrap)
Jaylocation : whereabouts at any given time of our Big hero (not currently included on google, apparently) (Bionic Bard / isih)
Jayloft : where he keeps his dried grass (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylopy : His dilapidated car (KorkyTheCat)
Jayloquent : J's articulate. (KorkyTheCat)
Jaylous (1) : all of us who can't get to the tour. (Jelly L)
Jaylous (2) : Description of a person who does not understand the enigma that is Mr McGuiness. (Mcguiness27)
JayLove : Self explanatory (Mcguiness27)
Jaylunge : unique movement in the rumba (Toasted Toad)
Jaylusssss : an extreme case of Jaylousy (celloplayer)
JayLust : says it all and applies to certain members of the JayDom (Mcguiness27)
Jaymagination : Dare not attempt a definition. (KorkyTheCat)
JayMane (1) : Long tousled hair of said Mr McGuiness (Mcguiness27)
JayMane (2) : also: something that is relevant to Jay. (Mcguiness27)
Jaymaster : someone with a level of Jay knowledge beyond that of a Jaynius (Jayfan)
Jaymate : see JayFriend (Mcguiness27)
Jaymateur JaySleuths : Jay admirers fond of trying to ascertain where J is and whether he's alone, and devoting way too much time to their cause. They are known to be used to overdone toast, very hard boiled eggs and cold tea. (Not to be confused with the No 1 Jalionista Detective Agency employees, same definition, but professionals) (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
Jaymazing : That jive 2015 and most other things to do with Jay (redsfan)
Jaymbassador : spoiling us with words, Jayfan (DeiseDays)
Jaymboree : Forthcoming pyjama party (for Jaystalkers) (KorkyTheCat)
Jaymeet : The occasion at which the Jayfan gets a chance at a real life Jayhug (Mcguiness27 / bubble_wrap)
Jaymeraderie : what Jay has created for so many. (kmelly)
Jaymigo : a like-minded Jay appreciator (KorkyTheCat)
Jaymobile : Aliona's phone (Toasted Toad)
Jaymotional : Crying after winning (KorkyTheCat)
Jaymour : our love for a talented and sweet young man (KorkyTheCat)
Jaympact : the J effect (KorkyTheCat)
Jaympossible : it's possibly the best too much ever (KorkyTheCat / isih)
Jaynadequate : wanting more J (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynaesthetic : effective sedative and painkiller (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynalysing : a fruitful expenditure of time (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynatomizing : a fruitful expenditure of time (KorkyTheCat)
Jayndemonium : state of collective panic when a threat to Jaliona is perceived: see also AJaytation (DeiseDays)
Jayndies : J's oft forgotten undergarments (but not by me). (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynebriated : likes his beer (KorkyTheCat)
Jayneral knowledge : We are now full of it (KorkyTheCat)
Jayneration : people of any age (Toasted Toad)
Jayneric : general Jayness (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynerosity : charity support inspired by Jay (Toasted Toad)
Jaynerous : Giving freely of his time (KorkyTheCat)
Jayness : all things Jay (Mcguiness27)
Jaynessness : what it's all about (dancingfosse)
Jaynews : a rare occurence which will with luck become more frequent in the near future (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
Jayney : path taken by dancer on strictly, cha cha to final (Rosedroplet)
Jayngerbread : naughty and spicy (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynhibited : hope not (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynial : He's so friendly. (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynigma (1) : one of a kind - funny, warm-hearted, shy, expressive, modest, inspirational, charismatic caveman, graceful, strong superstar (jnb_7 / kmelly)
Jaynigma (2) : Jay is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, smothered in yummy (snippy)
JAYNIUS (1) : (Noun-portmanteau) A person, like Jay with silly or even dumb intelligence that is just...pure genius. (The Wanted / Found by Lola the cat)
Jaynius (2) : Clever Person Who Knows Little Known Jay Facts. (Mcguiness27)
Jayniverse : a place where Jalionistas can forget RL (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayniversity : his seat of learning (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynormous (1) : the amount of talent Mr McG displays in so many ways (Isih)
Jaynormous (2) : "Like a mountain! A mountain!" *holds hands a suitable (respectful pause) distance apart* (jnb_7)
Jaynorously : Jaynorously disJayed (catspaw)
Jaynsatiable : desiring more J (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynspirational : that's what he is (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynstitution : where I'll soon be (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynsufficient : needing more J (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynteel : another fine quality (KorkyTheCat)
Jayntensity : J trying so hard with his dancing (KorkyTheCat)
Jayntle : our hero is this (jnb_7)
Jayntleness : J's nature (KorkyTheKat)
Jaynuary : when I saw them live on Tour (Strictly Red)
Jaynuflect : Bow to J (KorkyTheKat)
Jaynuine : He's the real thing. (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynus : A very pert and defined derrier, which looks good in dancing trousers, prone to wiggle in jives and admired from both the judges table and supporting Jalionists? (dancingfosse)
Jaynvelop : hug him (KorkyTheCat)
Jaynxiety : Watching a Jaydance for the first time (KorkyTheCat)
Jayode : ode to J! (KorkyTheCat)
Jay-of-hope : see Jay-of-light (JaxMax)
Jay-of-light : a happy person who makes others feel happy, especially in a difficult situation (JaxMax)
Jay-of-sunshine : see Jay-of-light (JaxMax)
Jayography : Study of Newark (KorkyTheKat)
Jayologists : see Threadologists (speedtrap)
Jayometry : the study of (Jay's) shapes, lines and angles and definitely something we should be learning (callmepitstop)
Jayonese : As Jalionese but with a more specific application (KorkyTheCat)
Jayonnaise : Like mayonnaise but tastier (KorkyTheCat)
Jayoptions : a range of possibilities to see J (Deisedays)
Jayous : Jayous (alt. spelling) (Isih)
Jayousness see also Jayfulness : J certainly brings it (KorkyTheCat)
JayPal : see JayFriend (Mcguiness27)
Jaypardy : He may be in danger (KorkyTheCat)
Jaype : joke played on another person - e.g. stealing their 'phone and tweet-jacking them (CatO9Tales)
Jayped : when Jay uses Alionas phone to tweet. (Rosedroplet)
JayPedia : Like a Jayctionary but a bit more in depth (Mcguiness)
Jaypegs : Jaypegs - pictures of Jay (Toasted Toad)
Jaypers Craypers : reaction to first sight of THE JIVE (CatO9Tales)
Jaypery : any playful activity connected with Mr McG (Bionic Bard)
JayPet : all animals (Mcguiness27)
JayPhoria : A state of complete Jay bliss (Mcguiness27)
Jayphoric : mental state of angelac after Jaykiss (Toasted Toad)
Jaypole : Something large and sturdy we'd like to dance round on Jayday (KorkyTheCat)
JayPot : Usually has copious amounts of tea in it (mcguiness27)
Jaypparel : see appendix (KorkyTheCat)
Jayppartment : his home 4 (KorkyTheCat)
Jayppreciate : love him (KorkyTheCat)
Jaypressed : someone wbo didn't get to meet him, but spent time making between the two likely hotels (one was the right one) but obviously missing the optimum time. See also Jayvastated (Rocknroll)
Jaypricot : his second fave (KorkyTheCat)
Jayprivation : serious deficit of information and sightings of Mr McG (amaluna)
JayQuiet : the empty time between items of Jaynews or Jaytweets (Polly-T / isih)
Jayrabbithole : A leading to B then noticing C then seeing that D is "only" 1 minute long (), which entices you into E... then 15 minutes later you emerge into the dying light with untouched lukewarm coffee at your side... (Frequent references, current definition KorkyTheCat)
Jayracle : Knowledgeable McGuiness of our AT (KorkyTheCat)
JayRaffe : Beautiful animal with long legs a la Jay. (Mcguiness27)
Jayralysed : frozen with terror on meeting him (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayranium : his favourite flower (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrassic : caveman-type walk favoured by Mr McG when not in dancer mode (DeiseDays)
Jayration : Salsa hip movement (technical term) (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayream : a dream involving Mr McGuiness. (Mcguiness)
Jayreft : what we will feel like after 14 Feb (Jayfan)
Jayrelated : anything to do with Jay (bubble_wrap)
Jayrelease : Day off work to go see him (KorkyTheCat)
Jayreturn : Ticket for fares to go see him and get home (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrgon : coded communication used by Jalionistas (see Jayctionary ) (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayriatric : ladies beyond a certain age who know a good thing when they see one (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayrick : see Jaystack (KorkyTheCat)
JayRide : Stealing Biggin's Buggy to go round Elstree (jnb_7 / Fred.)
Jayrizona : where he'd like to go to see the desert cacti (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrney : the J word rewritten! (KorkyTheCat)
Jayroboam : Quantity of champagne ready to toast J if he wins tour (KorkyTheCat)
Jayroll : comprehensive list of Jalionistas (JaxMax)
Jayroma : see also Jaygrance (KorkyTheCat)
Jayronimo : what to shriek as you throw yourself down the Jayrabbithole (sam67jane)
Jayroplane : took him to Venice (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrsey : His jumper especially that blue one (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrtwork : depictions of J created by fans (KorkyTheCat)
Jayrusalem : updated anthem for the W.I. (ed - I might even be tempted to join) (Tsuntsu bird)
Jayser : tot of spirits glugged down after a pint of beer (CatO9Tales)
JayShake : this can be felt when encountering Jay at a Jaymeet, whilst getting a JayHug (Mcguiness27)
JayShirts : Favoured by Mr McGuiness usually Jay-Checked. (mcguiness27)
Jaysmile : a Jayous thing ! (DeiseDays / isih)
Jayson : one who goes on a long j*****y in search of something special and sparkly and finds it. (Can't think how to word another more obvious definition without you know. (catspaw)
Jaysotted : smitten with J (KorkyTheCat)
JaySpace : A place where all of Jay's lost phones go (Mcguiness27)
Jayspan : Jaybirds wingspan (snippy)
Jaysparagus : his favourite veg (KorkyTheCat)
Jaysphere : the happy bubble surrounding Mr McG (jayfan / Isih)
Jayspondant : how we're all feeling now it's tomorrow (sam67jane)
Jaystack : pile of his grass cuttings (KorkyTheCat)
Jaystalking : a severe case of Jayhunting (Isih)
JayStar : A person who finds little titbits of Jay through the day (Mcguiness27)
JaySteria : Uncontrollable feelings towards Mr McGuiness. (mcguiness27)
Jaysterisk : he's a star (KorkyTheCat)
Jaysterix : Character from Asterix, though nowhere near as mountainous as Obelix (Isih)
Jaysthetes : the appreciation of Jay's beauty and art of movements and being. (amaluna)
Jaystick : Control gripped firmly when playing games (bearing in mind the contributor, this may or may not have an X rating - ed) (KorkyTheCat)
Jaystification (1) : required explanation to confused loved ones for a perfectly reasonable addiction (catspaw)
Jaystification (2) : sufficient reason for talking, on a no-show / slow-news day. about anything concerning J (Toasted Toad / speedtrap)
Jaystruction : What happens to one's dance if one doesn't rapidly flee a spinning Aliona attached to a Jay mountain. (Delight)
Jaystupor : drunk on his Jayness only as I am teetotal. This is a personal comment and in no way reflects the opinion of the management (KorkyTheCat)
Jaystyles (incarJaytions!?) : ...there's a look for everyone! (bubble_wrap)
Jaysus : expletive used when one loses Jay related link/post (Rosedroplet)
Jaysymmetrical : Perfectly bodied (respectful pause) (KorkyTheCat / Callmepitstop)
Jaytective : the Sherlock Holmes of the Jayworld. (ed - there are many candidates for this post) (Rocknroll)
Jaythoughts : thoughts about Jay, his personality, his dancing, his dancer's *respectful pause* physique. See also Appropriate Jaythoughts (Toasted Toad)
Jaytime : the tendency for day to turn into night (and vice versa) as you disappear down the YT rabbit hole ? (Lindy_Loue)
Jaytomic : sightings of Jay so small as to be invisible (KorkyTheCat)
Jaytracks : what we leave behind when engrossed in the study of Mr McG (bubble_wrap / Isih)
Jaytractive : beguiling (KorkyTheCat)
JayTrain : Quicker than the JayBus. (Mcguiness27)
JayTree : I’d like to climb it! (JaxMax)
JayTube (1) : see JayTrain (Mcguiness27)
JayTube (2) : where we go to find clips of all things Jay related. (Mcguiness27)
Jaytweaks : Little flourishes added to the choreography, sometimes following a little oopsie (BionicBard / Isih)
Jaytweet : a very rare occurence, at least on his own phone (beesknees / Isih)
Jayudition : No Jay, they just want to have a chat (KorkyTheCat / speedtrap)
Jayvailable : open to offers (KorkyTheCat)
Jayvant-garde : unconventional, original and offbeat. (KorkyTheCat)
Jayvastated : see Jaypressed (Rocknroll)
Jayvellousderfulsationaltacularpendoustonishing : quite nice (KorkyTheCat / isih)
Jayvenile (1) : Mr McG in his earlier years (DeiseDays)
Jayvenile (2) : a Jalionista in a state of prolonged adolescence induced by devoting large amounts of time to perusal of a Jaybird's activities (DeiseDays)
Jayvening : period of time between tea and bed time spent dwelling on aspects of Jay (Lindy_Loue / Isih)
Jayverdose : Viewing hundreds of Jaypics in the space of four and a half minutes (KorkyTheCat)
Jayviary : Where J roosts (KorkyTheCat)
Jayvision : Visual device for all Jay related stuff (Mcguiness27)
Jayvocado : his favourite fruit (KorkyTheCat)
JayVortex : of Jay-dancing brilliance (speedtrap)
Jaywalk (1) : needs no definition! (Isih)
Jaywalk (2) : also: the moment a superb dancer turns into a caveman (Isih)
JayWall : A wall to place Jay posters on. (Mcguiness27)
Jaywardness : Capricious tendency in young men (KorkyTheCat)
Jaywashed : inability to hold an opinion which differs from that of another Jalionista (Snippy / Isih)
Jaywatch : On beach with him in red shorts (KorkyTheCat)
Jaywick : a town in Essex, not to be confused with a well known air freshener (cough) (stelladog / Isih)
Jaywink : A determined attempt to wink unusually utilising both eyes. Highly adorable. (Whiffle_09)
Jaywire (1) : His organisational skills (KorkyTheCat)
Jaywire (2) : (if he's ever) chaotic (KorkyTheCat)
JayWobble(Wibble) : Uncertain feeling usually present after a low mark in the scoring. (mcguiness27)
Jaywordclouds : see Whifflewonders (KorkyTheCat)
Jayxcitement (1) : buzz created whenever there is news impending or revealed (DeiseDays / isih)
Jayxcitement (2) : Seeing a new picture of J (KorkyTheCat)
Jayxciting : stimulating behaviour concerning J (KorkyTheCat)
Jayxecutive : Jalionista with responsibility for any Jay-related activity (DeiseDays / Isih)
Jayxertions : energy expended in devoted activity concerning his Jayship (KorkyTheCat / isih)
Jayxpectation : Hoping for news of J (KorkyTheCat)
Jayxpert : skilled (KorkyTheCat)
Jayxtaposition : lyrical and balletic dancing versus caveman walk like a farmer in gumboots (DeiseDays)
JayZone : A place for all things Mr McGuiness and where you are likely to find me (Mcguiness27)
Jayztec : Pattern of shirt sometimes worn by Mr McGuiness (mcguiness27)
Jive-by-Jaying : : the way in which one is totally blindsided by the jive in a sudden and unexpected, yet very pleasant, manner (bubble_wrap)
J-Lo : Jay induced low (judgypants)
KillJay : Someone alluding to a misstep (KorkyTheCat)
KnowleJayble : See Jayracle (KorkyTheCat)
Lekker : see Lickable (karinsmulders / Isih)
LetharJay : a state of indifference towards a certain dancer. NB. Not suffered by jalionistas. (Tsuntsu bird)
Lickable : oh yes! (snippy)
LiturJay : Celebration of J (KorkyTheCat)
Lojaytion : his home 5 (KorkyTheCat)
LongJays : longjohns renamed (KorkyTheCat)
MagnifiJaytion : Enlarging J (as in photo) ed Sure that's what you mean? (KorkyTheCat)
MaJaystic : Jaliona's dances (danceagogo)
MaJaysty : his dancing highness. (danceagogo)
MarJaynalise : ignore or dismiss him (KorkyTheCat)
MediJaytion : Thinking really deep thoughts about J (KorkyTheCat)
MisJayed : the fate that befalls electronic gadgets, underwear in hotels and, no doubt, many other things belonging to we all know who (CatO9tales)
MyoloJay : Study of J's muscles (KorkyTheCat)
MytholoJay (1) : Legend that is J (KorkyTheCat)
MytholoJay (2) : dream world that the tabloids inhabit (Isih)
NegliJaynt : loses his phone often (KorkyTheCat)
NeuroloJay : Study of J's erstwhile nerves (KorkyTheCat)
NightingJay : a bird that can dance as well as sing (DeiseDays /Tsuntsu bird)
NinJay (1) : Korky - the picture finding ninja (jayfan)
NinJay (2) : Spree the video ninja (Sammi42)
NostalJayia : a feeling of wistfulness that we won't see Jay and Aliona dance again (janetshep)
NowaJays : his time (KorkyTheCat)
ObJay d'art : a thing of beauty is a Jay forever, especially when dancing! (Jelly L)
Oh Jay! : a particularly refreshing way to wake yourself up in the morning! (JaxMax)
optical leakage : spontaneous reaction to happysad things (KorkyTheCat / Isih)
OriJaymi : J folding himself up - curled up in that daft, but nice, Chewbacca onesie. (Fred.)
OriJaynal (1) : the one and only Jay (Rocknroll)
OriJaynal (2) : There's no-one like him! (KorkyTheCat)
oriJaynator : Fatskia, oriJaynator of the thread (jayfan)
OsteoloJay : Study of J's bones (KorkyTheCat)
OverindulJaynce : watching too many videos of J (KorkyTheCat)
OverJayed : alt spelling (JaxMax)
OxyJaynates : gets us breathing heavily (KorkyTheCat)
Paso Bavlay : dessert to be enjoyed when watching Jaliona dance a paso doble (Little Bubble)
Paso DoJay : Red or green version of spanish dance, excludes cape wafting (CatO9Tales / Isih)
PeJayrative : Deprecatory to J ed (surely this can't exist) (KorkyTheCat)
PhotoJaynic : PhotoJaynic - looks good on camera (Toasted Toad)
PopinJay : A command (KorkyTheCat)
PreJaydice : Anti J see also peJayrative (KorkyTheCat)
ProJayctile : A spinning Aliona attached to a Jay mountain. (Delight)
ProJaynitor : His ancestor (KorkyTheCat)
ProJayny : Offspring of J (KorkyTheCat)
ProJaysterone : A hormone involved in the making of J's proJayny (KorkyTheCat)
ReJaynerate : Re-awaken by seeing J (KorkyTheKat)
ReJayvenate : Revive by seeing J; much in use by Jayriatrics (KorkyTheKat)
RoundeJay : a song of his (KorkyTheCat)
SpecuJaytion : wondering about his future. (KorkyTheCat)
spoJayneous combustion : just one look and the clothes disintegrate (Tsuntsu bird)
SubJaycent : lying under J (KorkyTheCat)
SubJayct : either J as topic of conversation or person ruled by J! (Toasted Toad)

SubJaygation : conquered by J! (Toasted Toad)
SuperhighJay : wide road he travels (KorkyTheCat)
SynerJay : Jay and Aliona together (KorkyTheCat)
TanJayntial : Non Jay-related dancing comments (KorkyTheCat)
TechnoloJay : Mysterious stuff which enables us to connect with all things Jay. (KorkyTheCat)
TechnoloJaynumpty : Jayite who doesn't understand the above (me) (KorkyTheCat)
teknik : the technical skill taught by and required to dance with Aliona (lack of definition identified by Whiffle_09)
TeleJaynic : Looks good on tv. (KorkyTheCat)
TelephotoJaynic : Easy to misrepresent with a long lens in poor light (Toasted Toad)
TerminoloJay : his own lingo (KorkyTheCat)
The Jayfect : 16000 views on part 4 of the thread (KorkyTheCat)
Thread stars : iPad's idea..... better than 'threadsters' (Lindy_Loue)
Threadologists students of everything 'Jay' (speedtrap)
threadsters : see Thread stars (Lindy_Loue)
toJay : the current 24 hours (isih)
tucking-fudging : elements of a portmanteau word devised to explain in a socially acceptable manner the arbiters of the dancing (speedtrap)
UnderJayppreciated : Continually underscored and underpraised (KorkyTheCat)
underquackers : worn as extra protection for landing gear when dancing the Q'thon (not to be confused with Snippy's, undercrackers, which are most definitely not suitable for bouncy landings) (Bionic Bard (but I have taken liberty of changing names to protect the not-so-innocent))
VenerJaytion : The respecting and praising of J (KorkyTheCat)
WashJay : when he launders his clothes (KorkyTheCat)
Whifflewonders : super sterling tasks undertaken by eponymous Jalionista (KorkyTheCat)
Whifflework : sterling tasks undertaken by eponymous Jalionista (KorkyTheCat)
YesterJay : day before toJay (KorkyTheCat)

SYNONYMS FOR MR MCGUINESS :

Akimbo McRugged : (KorkyTheCat)
Beanie McCheeryface : (KorkyTheCat)
Beany McChuckles : (KorkyTheCat)
Bendy McFlexible : (KorkyTheCat)
Bodacious McLusty : (KorkyTheCat)
Boffo McWinsome : (KorkyTheCat)
Bonzer McCutie : (DeiseDays)
Bouncy McThighstrong : (KorkyTheCat)
Buffy McMeltyform : (DeiseDays)
Cheery McRealchamp : (callmepitstop)
Crimpy McSparkle : (DeiseDays)
Curly McSmiley : (KorkyTheCat)
Cutie McChortlephiz : (BionicBard)
Fitty McFitbod : (DeiseDays)
Flexi McBendybod : (DeiseDays)
Fluffy McBetterBear : (KorkyTheCat)
Foxy McNecknibble : (KorkyTheCat)
Hottie McSnughat : (Whiffle_09)
Hunky McHeartful : (Bionic Bard)
Kingly McJiggyjogs : (BionicBard)
Kneesy McTendrilspeep : (KorkyTheCat)
Licky McLippyface : (KorkyTheCat)
Limber McLithe : (DeiseDays)
Moody McHeadband : (Bionic Bard)
Mr Curly McGorgeous : (Whiffle_09)
Sexy McSvelte : (jnb_7)
Shaggy McCutesy : (DeiseDays)
Shirty McBuffshirt : (KorkyTheCat)
Slinky McSupple : (KorkyTheCat)
Smiley McBannerdrape : (DeiseDays)
Snazzy McCutielush : (Whiffle_09)
Snorey McSleepyhead : (jnb_7)
Spoily McSpoiler : (KorkyTheCat)
Stretchy McSerious : (KorkyTheCat)
Strider McWider : (KorkyTheCat)
Stripey McFine : (Whiffle_09)
Sturdy McBuffbod : (BionicBard)
Sunny McSexyspecs : (KorkyTheCat)
Surfing McDude : (KorkyTheCat)
Swoony McSwoonsome : (KorkyTheCat)
Swoony McTenderarms : (KorkyTheCat)
Tensile McLimber : (KorkyTheCat)
Tousle McFreckle : (bubble-wrap)
Tously McCageyeyes : (KorkyTheCat)
Wistful McDreamy : (jnb_7)
Yummy McBeardy : (KorkyTheCat)

COLLECTIVE NOUNS for a group of Jalionistas
Jaygutterites (hannah 01. / KorkyTheCat)
A joyous jollity (nelliek)
A Jaynormous joy (nelliek)
A Jayssembly (KorkyTheCat)
A Jayssociation (KorkyTheCat)
A Band of Jay's (hannah 01.)
A Party of Jay's (hannah 01.)
A Scold of Jays (hannah 01.)
A shriek of Jaybirds (Toasted Toad)
A pyJayma party (CatO9Tales)
A Jaymboree (already in the Jayctionary) (KorkyTheCat)
A Rhumba of Rattlesnakes (hannah 01.)
A Wibble of Jalionistas. (StrictlyRed)
A Jaylhouse (IT ROCKS) (kmelly)
A jabberwocky of Jalionistas (danceagogo)
A jollity of Jalionistas (danceagogo)
A Jive of Jays (stelladog)
A jubliation (bubble_wrap)
A Jaymbush of Jayfans? (Especially Jaygents waiting to pounce upon J in hotels) (KorkyTheCat)


JAYPPAREL : or - tonight on "How to look fabulous in absolutely anything" we have Jay (CatO9Tales / title suggested by korkyTheCat)

Sunglasses by RayBan (or did he leave those at the Motorhome Rental shack...?) : (CatO9Tales)
Shirt by Straight Out of the Linen Basket : (CatO9Tales)
Trousers by My My What Long Legs You've Got : (CatO9Tales)
Shoes by Blinded by the Light : (CatO9Tales)
Hair by Gawd Only Knows Who - It Was Months Ago : (CatO9Tales)
Makeup by You Must Be Joking : (CatO9Tales)

CLOTHES JAYCROSTIC :

J is for Jeans - so comfy to Rumba in : (Whiffle_09)
A is for attack – with a sweaty wet shirt : (Whiffle_09)
Y is for yesterdays curtains todays Cha-cha shirt : (Whiffle_09)
M is for my favourite look – Paso hotness : (Whiffle_09)
C is for check shirts – how many does a man need? : (Whiffle_09)
G is for grey trackie bottoms – roomy for massive talent : (Whiffle_09)
U is for undercrackers – sometimes seen above the parapet : (Whiffle_09)
I is for ill-fitting Foxtrot trousers – Why War Drobe??? : (Whiffle_09)
N is for natty footwear – sparkly converse anyone? : (Whiffle_09)
E is for elegant in tails : (Whiffle_09)
S is for shorts – look fetching with dance shoes & socks : (Whiffle_09)
S is for safety pins – *Sssh no one will notice* : (Whiffle_09)

PONCEY ADDENDUM (courtesy of Tsuntsu) :
fancy the pants off J : to appreciate his physique, his dancing skills, his wit, and his humanity (LolaTheCat / DeiseDays)
The World : is a Stage, the Stage is a World of EnterJaynment. (Toasted Toad)
Jayfan & Arnostae : My Jalionista Sistas from another mista (jnb_7)
Agents J, 00Jayfan & A : New JCHQ Recruits(Jay Communications HQ) (jnb_7)
Fifty Shades of Jay : Life should be lived in technicolour, not shades of grey (Gill P / nos lowen)
night prowler : he owns the night (DeiseDays / nos lowen)
Climbing the Jayvine - time spent immersed in watching loops of Jay on Vine : (bubble_wrap)
Gutter watershed : a moveable feast depending on information available (nos lowen / Isih)
Jayroine let down by a da...d machine. : dancingfosse (Tsuntsu bird)
Too much of the best too much ever leaves me wanting even more of the best there's ever been : (KorkyTheCat)
Unfettered, unbridled, unencumbered, unshackled : Things huge talent should always be (Various)
respectful pause : transparent attempt to disguise inappropriate thoughts regarding Jay's *respectful pause* physique (origin unsure, suggested byToasted Toad)
Squashy Sofa Land : Place in which Jalionista sistas / Agents wait in anticipation of JayMeet, JayHug, a waft of the Jayroma or a JayPhoto; also place in which to recruit random strangers to Agent status (jnb_7)
Covering your Jaytracks : not letting ones nearest and dearest know just how engrossed in all things Jay you are. Or indeed (in my case) how much time you spend in the gutter! (bubble_wrap)
NOT ON YOUR NELLY : Jay-thesaurus, glossary, ongoing addenda, footnotes, list of sources, guide to pronunciation, a treasury of most loved words, etc. (bubble_wrap / KorkyTheCat / Isih)
"Judging" Pah!nel : a group of four overpaid fudges held in contempt by Jalionista aficionados for their deviation from honesty, integrity and humanity (speedtrap / DeiseDays)
Six (five) degrees of separJaytion : Tinkerbell52's situation (fridgesoup)
the Jay Nature Reserve : Aliona's decision to let people see Jay as he is (fatskia)

PONCEY ADDENDUM ² aka Jaliona Manifesto (DeiseDays)
Spray tan? - Nah - you're all right. (fatskia)
You shouldn't get that close - Nah, we're comfortable with it. (fatskia)
Rumba outfit? - Nah - I'll just do it in these. (fatskia)
Showdance? - Nah - we'll do an understated statement. (fatskia)
Jive? - Nah - we'll do a better Paso. (fatskia)
Last on the judges leaderboard? - It's OK, we'll go by the viewer's leaderboard. (fatskia)
Thanks - we had a great time (fatskia)
Bare chest for the Paso? - Nah, I feel more comfortable in a tee-shirt. (KorkyTheCat)

PONCEY CRADDENDUM for He Who Shall Not Be Named following a whole litany of crimes and misdemeanours that will forever leave him branded a fudge. (speedtrap) (DeiseDays)
Anything but the C word (Ano)
Bore Level Snorwood (Bionic Bard)
Braying Devil Snorewood aka Malvolio (DeiseDays)
Braying Evil Voldemort (Bionic Bard)
CDevilH (kmelly)
Craig Botox Gurnwood (Toasted Toad)
Craig Revel Pantovillan (speedy)
Craig Riddle Horwood (Toasted Toad)
Crass Bully Borewood (Jelly_L)
Crass Evil Wayward (KorkyTheCat)
Craven Grinch (DeiseDays)
crh <<see what I did there, not gonna dignify him with capital letters>> (hannah 01.)
CRHorridwood (KorkyTheCat)
Curt Rebel Nogood (KorkyTheCat)
Grinch Revel Boreham (hannah 01.)
Snidey McSnarlface (Bionic Bard)
Snivelling Snorewood (Bionic Bard)
the fudge-who-can't-choreograph-his-way-out-of-a-paper-bag (nelliek)
The Shortsighted Idiot (Jelly_L)
Vague Devil Borewood (KorkyTheCat)
Voldemort Revel Horwood (Isih)


DANCES FAVOURED BY CRH:
Tangurn (Toasted Toad)
Foxgurn (Toasted Toad)
American Gurn (Toasted Toad)
Viennese Gurn (Toasted Toad)
Argentine Tanthrust (Toasted Toad)
The Rumsexy (Toasted Toad)
Plus the "tasteless but I like it" versions of any dance, and the "dirty, filthy" dance (Toasted Toad)

ALTERNATIVE DANCES

Kalka : Latin inspired slo-mo dance involving arbitrary boob waggling, half-hearted body rolls and inelegant knicker flashing. (CatO9Tales)
Argentine Smut : loosely based on the Argentine Tango, involving a truncheon and button popping. (CatO9Tales)
Viennese Stomp : Vaudeville interpretation of the Viennese Waltz. Table hopping and gurning essential. (CatO9Tales)
Paso Lesso : A Paso involving very little actual dancing and a lot of time posing, in the air, on the floor, putting one's partner's costume on... (Toasted Toad)
The Pumba : hip hop samba-----all the junk is in the trunk. (hannah 01.)
Fango : "Girl You Really Got Me" dancing a fake tango (hannah 01.)
Sing-a-long-a "tango" : self-evident description of a KK performance (StrictlyRed)
The Chive : a somewhat confused Charleston/Jive fusion - essential elements include jazz hands, rictus grins and dodgy trews. Must include rose-tinted spectacles for use by fudges in the dance-off ..... (CatO9Tales)
The Quickflop (with apologies) : Highly energetic routine based on a classic quickstep overlaid with a gangly-foal-out-in-the-field-for-the-first-time pastiche. The original controversially included innovative contemporary steps known as "the carousel hop" and "the banana skin slide". These were later excluded from the routine following the introduction of well-seasoned dance shoes ... (CatO9Tales)
The Gorblimey Gallop : an inglorious concoction of Viennese Schmaltz. No skill required, just a couple of clodhoppers, a table, a few plastic tankards and Bill Sykes' dog (Bionic Bard)
Revised Rules for the Quackathon : (Bionic Bard)
One - There will be sevaan couples competing. Some of them may dance. With their feet. : (Bionic Bard)
Two - There will be sevaan different starting positions and each professional dancer will pick out of a hat which position they will start at. The hat will be independently sanitised with Len's Cleanse. : (Bionic Bard)
Three - On the command of 'STAY' all couples will remain on the floor for the whole time and dance for the duration of the track. : (Bionic Bard)
One - All couples must stay in hold for the entire dance. They will be let out at the end. Claustrophobics may make use of the oxygen provided. : (Bionic Bard)
Two - Lifts and breaking hold is NOT allowed. Not even if a dry ice canister falls off someone's foot. : (Bionic Bard)
Three - Couples will be automatically disqualified if they break hold or do a lift. Yes, we know we've said in a different way before. We like to confuse contestants. : (Bionic Bard)
One - As it's a matter of taste, the Judges may not need to see that all couples abide by the Quickstep technique. : (Bionic Bard)
Two - Couples will be penalised for a bad frame/top line, bad footwork and bad floorcraft. The use of satnav will be frowned upon, as a floorcraft is not a Strictly vehicle . Not even if Biggins is driving. : (Bionic Bard)
Three - Couples must be careful not to break the rules of Line of Dance and should be aware of other couples’ positions. If a fellow contestant is down, it is not permitted to leap like a Gazelle over them. : (Bionic Bard)
One - The couples will be ranked from fast to sevaanth place at the end of the performance and could be allocated a score accordingly, on a sliding scale according to production requirements, and whether or not the audience shows approbation. : (Bionic Bard)

Wow, haven't had a chance to take a proper look at DD's updated collection yet, and now I also have postings from jnb and Isih to enjoy. Thank you to all.

fatskia - such a lovely poem, and I like how you started from when J was at his crossroads, deciding whether or not to take part.

I do remember someone on here sharing that picture he posted on Instagram at the time.

Guys if you could pick your favourite routine by Jay and Aliona what would it be and why, I know we've had our reviews of each dance but just one dance what would it be I love reading the different opinions.

Fatskia - It's great that you're writing too now. Was that your first poem? More please! I'm sure that you can dedicate one to Ali.

Isih - Wonderful lists. Some of the attributions of J synonyms have been transposed - maybe misaligned when reading? Really funny collections and totally Jaybsorbing!

Ano - I adore them all, truly, but watch the VW most for aesthetic reasons...

BIB
It seems like this is the last chance to see it as it is bottom of the list now on Jay's Instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/p/6HimGkNe...y=birdspotting

The princess hair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8oPTV_te...y=birdspotting

My favourite Jay and Aliona dance is the Tango.

I'm with you Korky - there's something about the VW. I find it very emotional but at the same time there are moments when J gets a faraway look of peaceful contentment. I've tried to screen cap what I mean but as the moments are fleeting it's not that good!

(Also got a soft spot for this one as it inspired me to have a go at video-editing )