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Old 30-05-2016, 22:39
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The Final Part Trois. (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn’t do Part Duh ...)

Sorry – starting a bit early, with the announcement of the final three .....

We go to the four couples and there they stand, Jay and Aliona, downcast, clearly fearing the worst. Jay is rocking his best Phwoar Thud look – the curls clearly won the fisticuffs with Strictly’s full-on hairdresser rock style. Aliona’s back in great aunt Agatha’s old tablecloth and the bacofoil boob shield. At least the yellow knickers (War Drobe’s last revenge) have gone.

Back to the fab four (Help! We need somebody. Help! Not just anybody ... yada yada yada ...) And it’s off with Anton’s head .. ah, no, just off with his glitter ball ... Dear Jay and Aliona – they were so lovely to Anton and Katie

Off to the Final Countdown, doodle ooodle oo, oo-oo oo-oo (any key ...)

Great red lighting – just needed a cloven-footed Devil Borewood prancing on stage left in a red lycra catsuit, waving his trident and wearing a pair of horns. The mood Jay was in, he’d have kicked the prat where it hurt and carried on.

Ooh, yes, they’re really, really going for it. Oozing machismo, wondrous shaping, grinning all over the shop (up yours, fudgery judgery). It all ends with Jay joyfully swinging Ali round, pointing to the heavens in one last, magnificent, cheesy, rock and roll salute, before that final, wonderful, pose. Just one complaint - fancy missing this opportunity to flip the bird at you-know-who ......http://imgur.com/pAz0ye4

Fast forward through the other dances ..... and so to the final three. The Jaliona corner looks resigned, the other two have hope in their hearts.

And, oh my gawd, they’ve won! Jay and Aliona are shocked – hysterical laughter going on behind the hands – or maybe it’s just an “Oh sh**, we shouldn’t have knocked back that crate of prosecco before we came back on”. The other two couples look a bit, er, pee’d orf - thank the fudges, dahlings – they were the ones who strung you along. Oops – someone trained the camera on the Clifton coven. Keep sucking on that lemon, Joanne.

Lovely Jay. “Spaced out”. Somehow his couple of sentences, his thanks to everyone for liking them, says so much more than any amount of gushing. Tess and Claud are clearly over the moon, Darcey in tears (stick to your guns in future, Darce – it doesn’t matter what the t**ts sat next to you say.) Most people seem more than pleased for Jay – a measure of the man, methinks.

And so, at the end of it all, there is just time to reflect .

Who expected that shaggy, shambling caveman, so overawed and uncertain, to turn out to be the most graceful, elegant, precise and musical male dancer we had ever seen on Strictly?

Who expected a member of a boyband renowned for drinking, partying and playing the a*se to turn out to be such a humble, witty, polite, engaging and sweet-natured guy?

Who expected to be utterly mesmerised by the way in which this slightly gauche young man utterly transformed when the dance floor beckoned and the band began to play?

I didn’t. All I can do is thank Jay and Aliona for bringing a bit of magic into my life - and for doing it with a beauty that comes only from the soul.

What a totally splendiferous way to celebrate the shiny new part 6
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Old 30-05-2016, 22:45
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Hello from J

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And Hello to J when he looks in later -

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Old 30-05-2016, 22:49
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The dance floor beckons
The band begins to play
Who's a born dancer?
Jay

The shy man is so brave
We cannot look away
Who makes us feel so good?
Jay

He's treated not so well.
We feel his dismay.
Who turns it into strength?
Jay

He dances with heart and soul
In his heartbreaking way.
Who confounds the fudges?
Jay
You've hit the nail squarely on the head with your verse yet again

Bravo👏👏👏👏👏👏👍
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Old 30-05-2016, 22:53
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Nice one Korks, fits exactly into the space on page 17 — 9000 odd words now and counting
My "Stricter Strictly" seems to be getting out of hand, think I'll have to wield the pruning shears and trim it back a bit.

I'll be away for the weekend and incommunicado (our bank holiday is next Monday), so I'll post the 4th edition of the poetry collection on Thursday evening.
Sorry have I missed something.

What is Stricter Strictly?

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Old 30-05-2016, 22:54
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Gauche J
Cheeky J
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Phwoar Thud look

All inspired by CatO

ETA: Hannah, "Stricter Strictly" is just another odious ode I'm struggling with.
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:10
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Phwoar Thud look

All inspired by CatO

ETA: Hannah, "Stricter Strictly" is just another odious ode I'm struggling with.
Lurve the Phwoar Thud looks.

Stricter Strictly. Thank goodness for that. I thought you were invoking the dulux grey palette shades again. Phew
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:14
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Lurve the Phwoar Thud looks.

Stricter Strictly. Thank goodness for that. I thought you were invoking the dulux grey palette shades again. Phew
No, but it is a shaggy bird story (phwoar!!) about trudging through a fudgemire of monochrome critiques of expression ...
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:18
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Off to bed before I turn into a pumpkin in a mo but just wanted to thank peeps for kind words.

DD - I feel sure the unexpurgated version of the ode will be wondrous! No pruning needed ...
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:25
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No, but it is a shaggy bird story (phwoar!!) about trudging through a fudgemire of monochrome critiques of expression ...
Oooh, is it a long narrative poem ŕ la Song of Hiawatha?
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:31
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Oooh, is it a long narrative poem ŕ la Song of Hiawatha?
Not quite ... there aren't that many rhymes and synonyms on rhymezone.com for clucking budges
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:38
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Not quite ... there aren't that many rhymes and synonyms on rhymezone.com for clucking budges
Have you used Bloodsucking Grudges yet?
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:42
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Have you used Bloodsucking Grudges yet?
*scribbling furiously*

Oooh, I like it Korks, a nod to the Twilight saga ...
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Old 30-05-2016, 23:57
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I've put J to bed...

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So sweet! 💕💓💕
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Old 31-05-2016, 00:00
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Oh that's very kind of you Korky — just close the door on your way out ...

Night all
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Old 31-05-2016, 00:22
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That review is the Bull's Jorrocks, CatO! Absolutely brilliant and spot on in every sense - you've captured the mood perfectly.
Agree 100%. Brilliant review, CatO9
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Old 31-05-2016, 00:33
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Off to bed for J.

Oh that's very kind of you Korky — just close the door on your way out ...

Night all
xx
Blue Bird Night lights on and everyone off to snoozeville.


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Old 31-05-2016, 00:35
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The Final Part Trois. (Yeah, yeah, I know, I didn’t do Part Duh ...)

Sorry – starting a bit early, with the announcement of the final three .....

We go to the four couples and there they stand, Jay and Aliona, downcast, clearly fearing the worst. Jay is rocking his best Phwoar Thud look – the curls clearly won the fisticuffs with Strictly’s full-on hairdresser rock style. Aliona’s back in great aunt Agatha’s old tablecloth and the bacofoil boob shield. At least the yellow knickers (War Drobe’s last revenge) have gone.

Back to the fab four (Help! We need somebody. Help! Not just anybody ... yada yada yada ...) And it’s off with Anton’s head .. ah, no, just off with his glitter ball ... Dear Jay and Aliona – they were so lovely to Anton and Katie

Off to the Final Countdown, doodle ooodle oo, oo-oo oo-oo (any key ...)

Great red lighting – just needed a cloven-footed Devil Borewood prancing on stage left in a red lycra catsuit, waving his trident and wearing a pair of horns. The mood Jay was in, he’d have kicked the prat where it hurt and carried on.

Ooh, yes, they’re really, really going for it. Oozing machismo, wondrous shaping, grinning all over the shop (up yours, fudgery judgery). It all ends with Jay joyfully swinging Ali round, pointing to the heavens in one last, magnificent, cheesy, rock and roll salute, before that final, wonderful, pose. Just one complaint - fancy missing this opportunity to flip the bird at you-know-who ......http://imgur.com/pAz0ye4

Fast forward through the other dances ..... and so to the final three. The Jaliona corner looks resigned, the other two have hope in their hearts.

And, oh my gawd, they’ve won! Jay and Aliona are shocked – hysterical laughter going on behind the hands – or maybe it’s just an “Oh sh**, we shouldn’t have knocked back that crate of prosecco before we came back on”. The other two couples look a bit, er, pee’d orf - thank the fudges, dahlings – they were the ones who strung you along. Oops – someone trained the camera on the Clifton coven. Keep sucking on that lemon, Joanne.

Lovely Jay. “Spaced out”. Somehow his couple of sentences, his thanks to everyone for liking them, says so much more than any amount of gushing. Tess and Claud are clearly over the moon, Darcey in tears (stick to your guns in future, Darce – it doesn’t matter what the t**ts sat next to you say.) Most people seem more than pleased for Jay – a measure of the man, methinks.

And so, at the end of it all, there is just time to reflect .

Who expected that shaggy, shambling caveman, so overawed and uncertain, to turn out to be the most graceful, elegant, precise and musical male dancer we had ever seen on Strictly?

Who expected a member of a boyband renowned for drinking, partying and playing the a*se to turn out to be such a humble, witty, polite, engaging and sweet-natured guy?

Who expected to be utterly mesmerised by the way in which this slightly gauche young man utterly transformed when the dance floor beckoned and the band began to play?

I didn’t. All I can do is thank Jay and Aliona for bringing a bit of magic into my life - and for doing it with a beauty that comes only from the soul.
Not home long (in KK for a few days) and sign in to DS and find we are in Part 6 and have this brilliant review from you Cat09Tales (Clap hands emoji x 3 required)
Love it - captures the final part and Jalionas win so well.
Delighted you waited until Part 6 to post it too (double thumbs emoji required here )
Great read - have to go to bed now - been a long long day.travelling, visiting etc and still no homework done
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Old 31-05-2016, 00:41
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Agree 100%. Brilliant review, CatO9
Hello Lindy.

How is everything going.
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Old 31-05-2016, 01:44
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Oops. I really meant to spend the wee hours of the morning looking at the final paso compared to the green paso and look for various comparisons.

However I fell asleep----- again.

So homework will not be early ( well early for me) and I now have to find time to do something.

I'll go spend sometime in the corner.

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Old 31-05-2016, 03:16
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Thanks everyone

BTW Robin Windsor/Keep Dancing has tweeted that more KD dates in 2017. Hasn't said who with though.

Night Night - early start tomorrow
Evening/morning all. Haven’t caught up as I’ve not been on the Mac much in the past few weeks. Good news though - had my second cataract op and it’s been much more successful so far, so now I can see really well, although have to wait a few more weeks to get proper reading glasses. Still seems strange to be longsighted instead of shortsighted.

Anyway, just thought I’d mention my son’s girlfriend didn’t know about Jay being in Keep Dancing so, of course, I told her. She emailed yesterday to say she’s organised a group of 18 friends, family and colleagues and they’re going to Wimbledon. That’s before Edinburgh so I’ll hear all about it. Makes it more exciting.

Hope all of you are keeping ok. The sunshine makes such a difference doesn’t it. Night night. x
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Old 31-05-2016, 05:29
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Not quite ... there aren't that many rhymes and synonyms on rhymezone.com for clucking budges
Hi DD, I posted a list of some rhymes for above, but when I saw them all together, I thought that the mods might take a dim view of it. So I deleted it. Perhaps I should have PM'd them to you. Let me know if you want to see them.

Must go for some zzzz now. Hope to pop back tomorrow (well, later on today, I mean).
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Old 31-05-2016, 07:02
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ETA: Hannah, "Stricter Strictly" is just another odious ode I'm struggling with.
DD Greetings from your neighbouring county😜-down for a couple of days in the ☀️S/E
An Ode it will be - "Odious" most definitely not! 😀
All of your poems are just great and looking forward to "Stricter Strictly" whenever u get the time to compose it to your satisfaction. 🤗
(Apologies can't do BIB on phone so referring to last line)
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Old 31-05-2016, 07:10
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Evening/morning all. Haven’t caught up as I’ve not been on the Mac much in the past few weeks. Good news though - had my second cataract op and it’s been much more successful so far, so now I can see really well, although have to wait a few more weeks to get proper reading glasses. Still seems strange to be longsighted instead of shortsighted.

Anyway, just thought I’d mention my son’s girlfriend didn’t know about Jay being in Keep Dancing so, of course, I told her. She emailed yesterday to say she’s organised a group of 18 friends, family and colleagues and they’re going to Wimbledon. That’s before Edinburgh so I’ll hear all about it. Makes it more exciting.

Hope all of you are keeping ok. The sunshine makes such a difference doesn’t it. Night night. x
Hi Cello Am delighted to hear all has gone really well with your second eye operation too! My sister had both done and like you now only needs reading glasses.😀
The freedom and convenience for you will be great and you can look forward to viewing Keep Dancing in Edinburgh with immense pleasure.
I hope I get to meet you when there as I think going on same night (on the recent list kindly provided by Nelliek)
Take care 🌸
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Old 31-05-2016, 07:37
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Good morning everyone,

Hope you all had a lovely bank holiday. Ours is well and truly over judging by the torrential rain outside this morning!

Sorry I've not said much over the last couple of days. I've managed to keep up with you all but haven't had much time to do anything else.

I'm feeling immensely frustrated as I've not had sufficient 'me' time to finish part 1 of my final homework. It usually acts as a fantastic stress relief - but they won't leave me alone!😡

Cat09 - as always a fabulous, witty and perceptive review.

Korky[b]Rafferty et al[b], lovely ditties! Sorry if I've not mentioned you by name. My memories not what it was!

Thanks also for all pics, gifs and vids etc.

Hope to catch up with you all later. X
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Old 31-05-2016, 07:37
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Evening/morning all. Haven’t caught up as I’ve not been on the Mac much in the past few weeks. Good news though - had my second cataract op and it’s been much more successful so far, so now I can see really well, although have to wait a few more weeks to get proper reading glasses. Still seems strange to be longsighted instead of shortsighted.

Anyway, just thought I’d mention my son’s girlfriend didn’t know about Jay being in Keep Dancing so, of course, I told her. She emailed yesterday to say she’s organised a group of 18 friends, family and colleagues and they’re going to Wimbledon. That’s before Edinburgh so I’ll hear all about it. Makes it more exciting.

Hope all of you are keeping ok. The sunshine makes such a difference doesn’t it. Night night. x
Cello-- so glad everything went OK with your eyes. The most precious things aren't they.
You're gonna get a lovely commentary on Wimbledon and I really hope your son's girlfriend and her group of friends bring you excellent reports. Yay. An external review. Stamped -- official😊
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