Originally Posted by KorkyTheCat:
“Yes, I would like to apply for the Jayjob of Personal Pizza Provider. As you know, pizzas are one of J's favourite foods and I like making them and so it seems logical for me to make them to his specification and feed them to him. His tweet this morning proves that he is in desperate need of nourishment -
Isih, I hope that you will allocate this position to me as soon as possible as he cannot begin to change his single status with a rumbling tum.
Please put me to the test
To fulfil J's request.
He's lying in his vest
And looking quite distressed
Cos he wants a pizzafest,
So at your behest
Please do make me blessed
And allow what I suggest
Then J can ingest
And afterwards digest
The pizza he loves best.
(And I am not obsessed.)
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕”
“Yes, I would like to apply for the Jayjob of Personal Pizza Provider. As you know, pizzas are one of J's favourite foods and I like making them and so it seems logical for me to make them to his specification and feed them to him. His tweet this morning proves that he is in desperate need of nourishment -
Isih, I hope that you will allocate this position to me as soon as possible as he cannot begin to change his single status with a rumbling tum.

Please put me to the test
To fulfil J's request.
He's lying in his vest
And looking quite distressed
Cos he wants a pizzafest,
So at your behest
Please do make me blessed
And allow what I suggest
Then J can ingest
And afterwards digest
The pizza he loves best.
(And I am not obsessed.)
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕”
This one's a Korka! See what I did there!
I'm sure if J saw it he'd give you a pizza the action! 😂




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I have provided many snacks but to no avail. He wants pizza and he wants it now and won't touch any other profferings. I think he may be assuming the character of young Josh in Big and is living the part à la Daniel Day Lewis. If I am appointed Personal Pizza Provider I would be able to give him what he wants 24 hours a day.


