Thanks ahouch - please finish yours, I'm sure it will be great! I 'copped out' on the adult bits and left them more or less as dots. I'm sure the reader (if any) can fill them in more to their satisfaction than I can!
I think you can make Wattpad stories private, but you need to have a list of followers to make them private to, which I don't have.
PS -h ow did you get on with the vampire stories?

Good morning all.
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The Sun Has Got His Hat On again here. Just can't stop thinking of THAT dance on the tour. And even more so the costume. Blimmin heck J.


SSL thanks for some more megabus info. I will need to make a decision soon otherwise it's gonna be a long walk.

Laters peeps

One for the poets;

https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...ink?CMP=twt_gu

So next collaboration - a poem from here that someone else writes music for, and no I'm not offering, can't play a note!

Catching up on last night - Korky and DD - the term "crayon" has over the course of history referred to a number of different drawing and painting mediums (not just crayola wax crayons - other makes are available) - so back off.

Ah, then to the "late night" bit and my "Ewwwh, sexy bits" cring factor set in and I am claiming I have no knowledge whatsoever of what you are talking about so I'm leaving it to the wise Isih to sort out.

Sorry Isih

Save me going back please.
What sexy bits?
What have I missed?
Was it me that said it.?
What planet am I on?
Who am I gonna be today?
On my head or my heels?
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Help

Thanks for the info Agrion. I'll have a think about how I want to play it. May just pop it into Something like Dropbox first and provide a link in the first instance. Not sure I'm brave enough to just leave it there.
I hope to finish mine but I currently have no idea of what's going to happen. I suppose I should really work out some kind of story arc but I started writing it for my own pleasure so haven't thought it through.

I'm already on Part 6 of yours. You've given her a really interesting job and a different back story. It's quite funny that although we've taken completely different approaches there are a few cross overs with content!

You've been very lady like in your writing. Mine on the other hand is definitely certificate 18!

BTW - I think I said my story was more like Twighlight than 50 shades as it was, at that point very sweet and innocent. But never writing about actual vampires - although that could be an interesting plot twist!

Oops double post sorry.

Wrote this yesterday. Can't get the last verse to work - but hey ho!

Those all encompassing hugs,
Who needs them more?
Us or you?
Tongue out selfies,
Why not try something new?

Your beautifully open smile,
Too difficult?
Are you sad?
Open your heart,
Love can heal all the bad

You're happy being alone,
Is that quite true?
Are you scared?
Take a risk
Everything's better when shared

Could you please add me to the KD list
Friday 16th + 1 thankyou .

Something about pencil leads - I'm sweet and innocent so no idea what the conversation was about 😚

This should be a blank as multiquote is playing up and I can't escape

So that worked, back to the drawing board

Beautiful, and so perceptive. I hope J gets to read it.

Perhaps I should rather have said 'awarded'. On the grounds that as both contributor AND compiler you are the figure head.



You could well be right









I shall consider the use/abuse of writing implements carefully before assignment - frequency of use by Sir has to be considered to judge whether or not separate posts are justified.

HOWEVER

In my role as KEEPER OF THE DOUBLE / SINGLE / DOWNRIGHT OBSCENE ENTENDRE, which no-one else seems willing to take over, I must make a feeble protest as to the tenor of the above applications. (I am not referring to brass/silver band instruments here)

I would also make the observation that the Protection Provider concerned appears, by her own admission, to be failing in her duties AGAIN. No french horn for you, my girl, you can't even handle the letters.



I thought that was the fanfic bit - I'm not adult enough to understand these things either, Lola

PS your comments on crayons have been noted

Korky! How do you think them up,? You are such a clever cat.

Don't encourage her!

Sometimes she says things that are NOT big and NOT clever

Ooops, I think I left her an opening there, ah well

Inverted hanging pussies
Could benefit from wearing trussies
For Yoga's quite alright
When the undercrackers aren't too tight
And the arrangement of sexy bits
Isn't split between rrs and...............

Oh well, I tried...

but (whisper) that cat's not wearing undercrackers at all

Fnar!
Some much needed hilarity this morning girls.

Thank you for your thoughts.

I'm in bits to be honest but when the time came I was able to be with Becks and OH, we took him into the grass for some time to eat in the sunshine, the birds were singing.

We told him how proud and grateful we were to have him in our lives, and how much we love him - and we held him as he took his last journey, and went to sleep.

Oh do keep up, it's a recommendation, not a description. If they will persist in exhibiting their accoutrements to all and sundry, there's not very much I can do. (Cue epic eye roll).

Bittersweet, but what a beautiful way to say goodbye to your friend with the birds singing and the taste of fresh grass.

Thankyou seaside lady , will definitely look into that more fully.

If there had to be an ending, this was a good one, for all of you.

JnB please except my deepest sympathy for your loss of Becks, I lost my best four legged friend 3 yrs ago. The words in Beth's are just so true.x

Sorry, but I can't stop laughing.

For DD - I feel a bit weird quoting myself but needs must. Here's a small revision for the next edition of 'Ladies on a Jaybus' with thanks to BB for providing me with the last line.


Those all encompassing hugs,
Who needs them more?
Us or you?
Tongue out selfies,
Why not try something new?

Your beautifully open smile,
Too difficult?
Are you sad?
Open your heart,
Love can heal all the bad

You're happy being alone,
Is that quite true?
Are you scared?
Take a risk
A heart not broken, but shared

Oooh, thanks ahouch, I've never been called ladylike before!

Seriously though, I set out to provide a backstory for WIJ, but didn't succeed very well as I'm not American and there isn't really a lot to go on. But Grace is an amalgamation of quite a few people and although she isn't me, I got to like her in the end and wasn't sure that getting her man would be the best thing for her! In other ways I followed the standard path for the fanfictions I read, well the ones that made sense anyway!

If people like the story, I can improve the ending. I just had a look at the stats for it (lunchtime at work) and found that 66 people have started it and 6 have got to the end, which is encouraging! No-one has commented yet, but as I put it up in one go, I'm not expecting many of those, as they are usually encouragement to finish the story or suggestions as to plot.