Sorry to keep posting bits, but need to get the tea on so as to be free for Pointless watching . Trying to keep up to date with jobs.
NEW JOBS
CHRISTMAS SHOPPER
KorkyTheCat << Application for Jayjob
<< Feeling energised and buoyed by knowing that J reads us, I am roused - nay, driven - to apply for the vital Jayjob of Christmas Shopper. You will have heard that he intends to do this in Ireland and as I have never been there perhaps I may be permitted to assist him. I am a confirmed list maker and very organised and would enjoy compiling his present list. I vow to be methodical in this and also make suggestions as to suitable gifts for his family and friends. This will save him much time and so we could stop after a couple of hours' shopping and rest in a cosy place for any refreshments he desires. Suitably revived, we would carry on until his needs have been met.. >>
APPOINTED: KorkyTheCat
SPIDER WRANGLER AND BITE SUPERVISOR
BionicBard (in response to post by KtC) << As a career progression, I wonder if you might be interested in the newly-created role of Spider Wrangler and Bite Supervisor? You'll need to be upfront about your experience, but I'm sure that won't present too many problems. >>
KorkyTheCat << You surmise correctly on all fronts... 😻 I take it that I would be trying to wrest the spider from his vicinity? 🤔 In the unhappy event of a spider bite, especially at an inappropriate time, I assure you that he would discover that I am his best friend. 🕷 >>
isih << DON'T ENCOURAGE HER
<< Too late! Part of your duties would have to be having the antidote to hand for administration at 3 hours 59 minutes >>
KorkyTheCat << I could handle that! >>
Whiffle_09 << May I offer myself as an alternative candidate for Spider Wrangler (I'd leave Bite Supervision to Korky). I believe I am qualified as I have become quite nifty at removing said creatures since my change in circumstances & come complete with my own spider catcher (see attached😺😺 ) >>
Isih << Jobs are under consideration. Handbags at ten paces? >>
JOBSFORJAY - OFFICIAL PICKER UPPER
Isih << Wonder if ever he's going to take up any of the JobsforJay offers - hannah can start falling over again. He's certainly putting in the practice for the hugging job at the moment. >>
hannah 01. << Memory must be going Isih. What have I been falling over?? Perhaps I fall over too often😂😂 Mind you I don't mind if I can have an official picker upper >>
Isih << He is your cushion - but we can add picker upper to his ever growing list of jobs! >>
hannah 01. << Oooh yes please.
<< Pre launch show Jay / Shoulder shrug Jay / Final Paso Jay / In fact you could say / Any Jay / That comes my way >>
APPOINTED: James McGuiness
OFFICIAL NUMBER CRUNCHER/ STATISTICIAN/ BEAN COUNTER
StrictlyRed << At least I think it was you.....or maybe Lisa.......or someone else.......asking last week about total YouTube views for Jay and Aliona's dances. In my role as unofficial number cruncher/ statistician/ bean counter I have beavered away and these are the figures at 4.15p.m. today..... Total : 5,721,847 These are purely the short versions from the BBC YT. If the long versions, and the jive on BBC Facebook were included the figure would be nearer 10 million! That is a LOT of enjoyment from Jay and Aliona's dances over the past year. >>
hannah 01. << Yes it was indeed me that discussed this very topic. That Jayjob I saw in your future. ISIH Can I suggest this in fact an Official Jayjob for Red (if she wants it of course) She has counted away at these BBC YT views of all Jaliona dances since the end of the competition. As she says like a little beaver >>
APPOINTED: StrictlyRed (subject to acceptance by nominee)