Originally Posted by BionicBard:
“To all those celebrity boys
Engaged in new-found Strictly joys
And who may not as yet be fans
Of those luridly tinted spray tans
Can I just make a little request
To give it a rest with the chest?
And refrain from the gurning and pouting
It's your dancing that speaks, not the shouting
That goes with those sequins and spangles
Or anything else that dangles.
All that went out the window last year
When a diffident dancer appeared
Who spoke in such eloquent tones
And created erogenous zones
By exuding exquisite grace
From his feet to his wonderful face
So in wishing you well as you dance
(Or maybe just stumble and prance)
Here's a message that's clearly impressed
That you're following the Very Best”
“To all those celebrity boys
Engaged in new-found Strictly joys
And who may not as yet be fans
Of those luridly tinted spray tans
Can I just make a little request
To give it a rest with the chest?
And refrain from the gurning and pouting
It's your dancing that speaks, not the shouting
That goes with those sequins and spangles
Or anything else that dangles.
All that went out the window last year
When a diffident dancer appeared
Who spoke in such eloquent tones
And created erogenous zones
By exuding exquisite grace
From his feet to his wonderful face
So in wishing you well as you dance
(Or maybe just stumble and prance)
Here's a message that's clearly impressed
That you're following the Very Best”
Brilliant, BB!
Originally Posted by StrictlyRed:
“Fantastic BB.👏👏😍
Edit: Jay in on Twitter asking for techie help to watch Pointless at the moment - seems he forgot to set it to record.
Also left some mysterious hashtags - clues, I wonder?”
“Fantastic BB.👏👏😍
Edit: Jay in on Twitter asking for techie help to watch Pointless at the moment - seems he forgot to set it to record.
Also left some mysterious hashtags - clues, I wonder?”
I expect we'll have a link up on here ....
