Originally Posted by
RaffertyCat:
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ETA. Asbolicus.....Love the name. Anyway, BB, he would, quite naturally, feel that, as the owner of all he surveys, he is perfectly entitled to dispose of, and delete anything within his domain, without explanation. No wonder he is sulking. There's clearly dissent among the ranks....
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Originally Posted by BionicBard:
“Asbolicus thanks you for your concern, and wishes it to be known that he concurs with your views on the appallingly inconsiderate accusations levelled against him by person or persons unmentionable.
But they won't win. Ohhhh no. I have a 'can't win' claws in their Contract...
Korky
The staff amuse themselves by shortening my name to it's first four letters. They seem to think this appropriate for some reason....”
Very purrceptive, you say? Why, thank you, Asbolicus.
Purrhaps I could come to purrform duties in your home? Oh, I don't know about that. I'm already purrsonal assistant to a purrfect master. I'd have to ask his purrmission, first. I'll let you know...........
.........I've spoken to my master, and he told me that I already have a purrmanent purrsition, and enjoy many purrks. He couldn't possibly purrmit me to work for anyone else. He's purrplexed and purrturbed that I would even suggest such a thing. And no, he won't be purrsuaded. Furthermore, if I purrsist with this purrverse idea: he'll have to withdraw privileges. Purrseverance is futile.
I'm afraid, Asbolicus, I'll have to decline your very kind offer. It seems to me, that you already have delightful, and patient purrsonalities, in your existing staff. You're a very lucky boy.