Lovely words again, Korky
Not quite in the same class, but here's one I posted earlier.....
It's Final Night at Strictly, and Ore's spent every spare moment of the last three months trying to redeem the crime-against-jive so he can wow everybody with something spontaneous. He's now pointing his toes so perfectly he inadvertently impales Len in the Lens, and they both end up in tears. Len's sobbing so hard his script looks like a Jackson Pollock and his quips are all squiggly.
Darcey's hyperventilating so much she blows Bruno's wig off and he tries to escape by falling off his chair but can't because Len has glued his seat. There's a loud rip as his trousers part company with his Babbo de Natale shreddies, and Craig's laughing so much his Botox explodes into Claudia's cleavage.
Louise is thrilled to be performing One Moment in Time balanced on a fireplace dressed as a cuckoo clock, and executes a perfectly beige backflip right into Kevin's Big Ben, forcing his big hands to stick on five past twelve so nobody can stop him bonging until lunchtime Sunday. Security won't let either of them into the after party as nobody can clear her cuckoo.
Meanwhile, Kevin, still bonging, tips against the controls of the fiery rain for Danny and Oti's show dance, which goes off all over Dave Arch setting fire to his baton. Waving frantically to put it out, the rest of the orchestra take this as their cue to up the beat and the entire dance is done in double quick time. Quick-thinking Tess takes ten minutes to locate the fire extinguisher which goes off the wrong way and covers the judges in foam, leaving them frantically groping for their paddles which have all been switched to tens by ........
…well, you might say but I couldn't possibly comment.
Just off to watch DD's video now.
Not quite in the same class, but here's one I posted earlier.....
It's Final Night at Strictly, and Ore's spent every spare moment of the last three months trying to redeem the crime-against-jive so he can wow everybody with something spontaneous. He's now pointing his toes so perfectly he inadvertently impales Len in the Lens, and they both end up in tears. Len's sobbing so hard his script looks like a Jackson Pollock and his quips are all squiggly.
Darcey's hyperventilating so much she blows Bruno's wig off and he tries to escape by falling off his chair but can't because Len has glued his seat. There's a loud rip as his trousers part company with his Babbo de Natale shreddies, and Craig's laughing so much his Botox explodes into Claudia's cleavage.
Louise is thrilled to be performing One Moment in Time balanced on a fireplace dressed as a cuckoo clock, and executes a perfectly beige backflip right into Kevin's Big Ben, forcing his big hands to stick on five past twelve so nobody can stop him bonging until lunchtime Sunday. Security won't let either of them into the after party as nobody can clear her cuckoo.
Meanwhile, Kevin, still bonging, tips against the controls of the fiery rain for Danny and Oti's show dance, which goes off all over Dave Arch setting fire to his baton. Waving frantically to put it out, the rest of the orchestra take this as their cue to up the beat and the entire dance is done in double quick time. Quick-thinking Tess takes ten minutes to locate the fire extinguisher which goes off the wrong way and covers the judges in foam, leaving them frantically groping for their paddles which have all been switched to tens by ........
…well, you might say but I couldn't possibly comment.
Just off to watch DD's video now.
