Originally Posted by KorkyTheCat:
“Then the only viable solution
Is to take it to an institution
Which dry cleans scarves within the hour
And wait for Jay to take a shower
Then scoop it up from off the floor
And race with it out of the door
And beg and plead for service urgent
And specify not a scrap of detergent
As a multitude of germs it must harbour
(And by the way its label says Barbour)
Then dash back with it across the town
Just in time to towel him down”
“Then the only viable solution
Is to take it to an institution
Which dry cleans scarves within the hour
And wait for Jay to take a shower
Then scoop it up from off the floor
And race with it out of the door
And beg and plead for service urgent
And specify not a scrap of detergent
As a multitude of germs it must harbour
(And by the way its label says Barbour)
Then dash back with it across the town
Just in time to towel him down”
Although thoughts of anything but Barbour
Could be difficult for our man to harbour
I have an alternative proposition
Which may remove his inhibition
For there is a scarf of smooth cashmere
That would cosset his curls from ear to ear
And it's something that I'm sure would suit him
As it comes from the House of Aquascutum
And he may just say 'Oh what the heck....
I'll wear anything as long as it's check'





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