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Jay McGuiness and Aliona Vilani appreciation thread - Part 6 |
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Hello *waves shyly*
De-lurking to wish everyone a good NYE. Or "guten Rutsch" as we say over here. Oh, and to share our NYE tradition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fo2Mt6sdc There's a short German intro explaining the setting and the two important phrases. If you want to skip it: https://youtu.be/j8fo2Mt6sdc?t=2m25s And a little background info: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuld9Ant9C0 "The same procedure as every year, James!" - Ha! And back on topic ![]() I remember Freddie Frinton! Best drunk act ever...... Here's to peace and a happier world, good things for everyone and especially even more huge success for Jay, Diana, Gary, Jessica, Irwin and everyone else connected with BIG The Musical in 2017! And an extra special toast for Damien, who helped it all happen for Jay. What a star. |
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Tartan McScarfy
I am a scarf of tartan check Who loves to lie around J's neck (Though once he used me as a skirt With undercrackers I did flirt )But now the weathers turned right chill Excessive wear has made me pill So how do I go for a clean When without me J's rarely seen? Perhaps then in the dead of night When J is tucked up warm and tght Snoring gently, dreaming BIG Of song and dance, his latest gig I'll nip off for a quick de-pill And nice dry clean - that would be brill So when J wakes up all refreshed And after getting washed and dressed He spies me folded neat and square "I thought I left you over there? But never mind, come on lets go It's nearly time for our next show" And so once more around his neck J winds his scarf of tartan check. ![]() ~ Scarfy McTartan I am Jay's *respectful pause* neck Encircled by his scarf of tartan check. It keeps me warm, there is no doubt, Keeping wind and coldness out. But it has developed lots of pills Which makes it look as old as the hills. Now with it Jay refuses to part As it warms the cockles of his heart And that's so important, as you know, For cold cockles are a definite No! So if his scarf someone could nobble And remove from it each pesky bobble I would be for ever more your friend As the knobs are driving me round the bend. I am most respectfully yours, Jay's neck, in danger of chafing sores. |
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#16903 |
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Spree - I'd forgotten about the Freddie Frinton things. that's been going an awfully long time!
Happy New Year one and all, including or especially Jay's *RP* neck and scarf! See you in 2017 |
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Bravo, Whiffle!
![]() ~ Scarfy McTartan I am Jay's *respectful pause* neck Encircled by his scarf of tartan check. It keeps me warm, there is no doubt, Keeping wind and coldness out. But it has developed lots of pills Which makes it look as old as the hills. Now with it Jay refuses to part As it warms the cockles of his heart And that's so important, as you know, For cold cockles are a definite No! So if his scarf someone could nobble And remove from it each pesky bobble I would be for ever more your friend As the knobs are driving me round the bend. I am most respectfully yours, Jay's neck, in danger of chafing sores. ![]() ![]() ![]() Perhaps someone could sneak inside The room where Tartan does reside Whilst J is on stage wowing all And quickly before curtain call Whip off offending bobbles rough Restoring Tartans soft smooth touch |
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Aliona has just tweeted a Happy New Year message from "the five of us".
![]() https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1A7zPjXEAEH6EN.jpg:large She is blooming! |
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Slightly early I know, but happy new year everyone! Very best wishes for 2017.🍾👍💕
Here's to another year of Jaylarks, Jaymeets, Jay inspired poetry&dreams&stories, trips to Jay eccentric zone, Jay photos&gifs, trips to the TW rabbit hole, Jayjobs and jayictionary and hopefully Jaliona dancing and Jay in the West End with Big. Thank you to all the posters, chroniclers, librarians and curators of our various activities, poets and bards, photo and video finders, list keepers, Jaliona and TW historians, and everyone who contributes to this marvelous thread. Long may it continue! |
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A lovely message jayfan, and not too early at all.
![]() I was even earlier than you, thinking I wouldn't have the chance to get back on here today. ![]()
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Slightly early I know, but happy new year everyone! Very best wishes for 2017.🍾👍💕
Here's to another year of Jaylarks, Jaymeets, Jay inspired poetry&dreams&stories, trips to Jay eccentric zone, Jay photos&gifs, trips to the TW rabbit hole, Jayjobs and jayictionary and hopefully Jaliona dancing and Jay in the West End with Big. Thank you to all the posters, chroniclers, librarians and curators of our various activities, poets and bards, photo and video finders, list keepers, Jaliona and TW historians, and everyone who contributes to this marvelous thread. Long may it continue! |
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I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy New Year.
🎆🍻🎉🍾It's been an absolute delight following our pair with such a lovely bunch of funny, talented, encouraging, caring, supportive& like-minded people. A huge (should that be BIG?) thank you to all for all the witty banter, pictures, videos, poems, Jayjobs, Jayctionary etc. I've been moved to tears, metaphorically split my sides with laughter & am so glad I took the plunge to de-lurk & make my first post having never done anything like this before. Can't wait to see what the new year holds - hopefully BIG in the West End for J✨✨ & a beautiful, healthy little one for Ali & Vin👶🍼 Here's to a peaceful & prosperous 2017 for all. |
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Bravo, Whiffle!
![]() ~ Scarfy McTartan I am Jay's *respectful pause* neck Encircled by his scarf of tartan check. It keeps me warm, there is no doubt, Keeping wind and coldness out. But it has developed lots of pills Which makes it look as old as the hills. Now with it Jay refuses to part As it warms the cockles of his heart And that's so important, as you know, For cold cockles are a definite No! So if his scarf someone could nobble And remove from it each pesky bobble I would be for ever more your friend As the knobs are driving me round the bend. I am most respectfully yours, Jay's neck, in danger of chafing sores. I can't have you feeling a physical wreck So I'll introduce myself by saying I am the answer to what you're praying Yes, I can sooth savage Scarfy McT ( for discretion you can rely on me) I'm the only ointment that can cure Those noisome sore bits, that's for sure But I need someone to spread my healing Which requires the very gentlest feeling And the touch of someone close to Jay Who can make the damage go away So is there a volunteer you could suggest Who might put my proposal to the test? |
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Oh dearie me, you poor chafed neck
I can't have you feeling a physical wreck So I'll introduce myself by saying I am the answer to what you're praying Yes, I can sooth savage Scarfy McT ( for discretion you can rely on me) I'm the only ointment that can cure Those noisome sore bits, that's for sure But I need someone to spread my healing Which requires the very gentlest feeling And the touch of someone close to Jay Who can make the damage go away So is there a volunteer you could suggest Who might put my proposal to the test? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Brilliant Korky
![]() ![]() ![]() Perhaps someone could sneak inside The room where Tartan does reside Whilst J is on stage wowing all And quickly before curtain call Whip off offending bobbles rough Restoring Tartans soft smooth touch And someone I would recommend Is Jayfan who will see him on Sat And could have a really good go at Sneaking into his dressing-room While Jay is in his Big costume. She'd easily the ushers out-manoeuvre And set to work with bobble remover Until the scarf will look like new And feel as comfy as an old shoe* *which would be a bit unfortunate since it's a scarf. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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A good idea, my Whiffly friend,
And someone I would recommend Is Jayfan who will see him on Sat And could have a really good go at Sneaking into his dressing-room While Jay is in his Big costume. She'd easily the ushers out-manoeuvre And set to work with bobble remover Until the scarf will look like new And feel as comfy as an old shoe* *which would be a bit unfortunate since it's a scarf. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Oh dearie me, you poor chafed neck
I can't have you feeling a physical wreck So I'll introduce myself by saying I am the answer to what you're praying Yes, I can sooth savage Scarfy McT ( for discretion you can rely on me) I'm the only ointment that can cure Those noisome sore bits, that's for sure But I need someone to spread my healing Which requires the very gentlest feeling And the touch of someone close to Jay Who can make the damage go away So is there a volunteer you could suggest Who might put my proposal to the test? To volunteer and soothe J's welts But beaten to the job I'm sure I'd be by Korkys' speeding paws ![]() ![]()
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Oh dearie me, you poor chafed neck
I can't have you feeling a physical wreck So I'll introduce myself by saying I am the answer to what you're praying Yes, I can sooth savage Scarfy McT ( for discretion you can rely on me) I'm the only ointment that can cure Those noisome sore bits, that's for sure But I need someone to spread my healing Which requires the very gentlest feeling And the touch of someone close to Jay Who can make the damage go away So is there a volunteer you could suggest Who might put my proposal to the test? I will volunteer most readily! I have the very gentlest touch And many men will vouch as such... 😻
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Can I say, jayfan all that you have said, with knobs on😜 am posting early as OH and I are away in a hotel for a couple of days and Wifi is a bit iffy. Wishing you all a happy, healthy and peaceful 2017🎉🍸🍹 Let's hope the world is a more politically stable place to live in, 2017. 🙏 and all Jay's career dreams come true👍
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The bits left after debobbling would make a fine pair of slippers ........
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Me me me me me me me!
I will volunteer most readily! I have the very gentlest touch And many men will vouch as such... 😻I think you may be somewhat confused In your haste to be quite so enthused As no appointment of such delicacy Can be considered without a full CV And in the very terms you couch Who are these men you say can vouch? And for what, pray, can they do this for? I must admit to feeling vexed That you've worked around so many necks.... |
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A quick de lurk to say thank you to those of you here who supported me through the painful loss of Becks and my illnesses through 2016.
Hoping 2017 is better.....might see you in Dublin, on Twitter, or if we're lucky, in the West End. |
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I think you may be somewhat confused
In your haste to be quite so enthused As no appointment of such delicacy Can be considered without a full CV And in the very terms you couch Who are these men you say can vouch? And for what, pray, can they do this for? I must admit to feeling vexed That you've worked around so many necks.... And though I do not wish to boast My healing hands have many powers And I'm willing to work long after hours... |
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My CV has been lost in the post
And though I do not wish to boast My healing hands have many powers And I'm willing to work long after hours... Shredded by mistake or lost in fog? Come, come dear Korks, you lazy cat I'm sure you can do better than that! |
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Lost in the post? Eaten by the dog?
Shredded by mistake or lost in fog? Come, come dear Korks, you lazy cat I'm sure you can do better than that! Please give your cyberfriend Korks a break! I long to get my healing hands around Jay's poorly neck while in his dressing-gown... (He in dressing-gown, not my hands. )
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Hi all,
I've been missing in action over Christmas, but I'm de-lurking briefly to second everybody's appreciation of the AT and all the great people on the thread and to pass on wishes for a happy New Year for everyone and a successful third year! Cheers everyone, ![]()
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A quick de lurk to say thank you to those of you here who supported me through the painful loss of Becks and my illnesses through 2016.
Hoping 2017 is better.....might see you in Dublin, on Twitter, or if we're lucky, in the West End. |
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