Originally Posted by BionicBard:
“He loves the smell of catfood?
What have you done with him?
I could understand the fresh stuff
But not ersatz tuna from a tin
It's because he's undernourished
from too many plastic salads
And needs something more substantial
Than a purring pussy's ballads!
So off with you, furry temptress
I'm wrapping myself in your place
And I'm going to be The Empress
Who'll bring a smile to his face
For tonight he will be feasting
In glorious veggie splendour
While you slink off where you belong
Curled up in front of the fender!”
Now ladies I am sure there's an answer
And a way for you both to help out
I'm sure that J will be gratetful
That you've got his best interests* at heart
The Empress can swaddle his fine neck
With the finest and softest of thread
All the better to keep any more chills
From getting inside of his head
Young Korky can sit on his warm lap
And then gently purring away
Will help to smooth relaxation
From the BIG performance today