Originally Posted by jnb_7:
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Please Jay sir pretty please *shuffles feet* if you're reading can we have a sign you're ok and happy (and preferably coming home soon to do some dancing, training acting and singing with a bit of promotion / appearing on Lorraine/graham Norton / Alan Carr/the One Show thank you thank you 🙏🏼
In other other news, I'm getting a bit stressed I might have a slipped disc in my neck. I've pain in my arm and numbness in my thumb. Worried.”
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Please Jay sir pretty please *shuffles feet* if you're reading can we have a sign you're ok and happy (and preferably coming home soon to do some dancing, training acting and singing with a bit of promotion / appearing on Lorraine/graham Norton / Alan Carr/the One Show thank you thank you 🙏🏼
In other other news, I'm getting a bit stressed I might have a slipped disc in my neck. I've pain in my arm and numbness in my thumb. Worried.”
Perhaps be better to ask J in Nottinghamshire - though Newark has a slightly different accent.
Hey up duck
(hello friend, mate, pet - 'duck' is more like 'mate' around here - it's not patronising at all)
Please could you give us a sign?
'a sign, a sign' - like the 'eyeballs in the sky'

(suspect he might have read that in the newspaper as a kid - as a child)
You might have got a bit kaylied at t'weekend and you maybe felt a bit badly, but it's summat and nowt - lads and lasses do go out with their mates
. We understand 
(might have had a little bit too much to drink and maybe felt a bit ill, but it doesn't matter - young people do go out with their friends)
We know the weather here 'as bin more like back end, and tomorro' it might look a bit bad over Bill's mother's, but it is getting better and warmer.
(weather has been more like Autumn, and thunder clouds are approaching )
So you could come back to be on TV or radio and have nice weather and not feel nesh
(cold)
Any road, don't be mardy
Please let us know you are alright
Ta muchly 
(anyway, don't be - there's no translation for mardy)
Thank you very much
Or maybe he's gone to the USA to escape the football, even Aliona's got involved

PS hope your arm is OK jnb




???

Aliona certainly knows how to be lifted and look seemingly weightless 