A seagull has fallen into a vat of chicken tikka masala and emerged bright orange.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/09/seagul...asala-5934014/

The seagull has been nicknamed Gullfrazie.

Tewkesbury’s Vale Wildlife Hospital have cleaned him up and said he should be fine but the smell the bird gave off made “everyone’s belly rumble.”

No real damage was done because someone was stood by the Tikka vat and managed to pull him out quickly. It's lucky he didn't fall into a korma.

Wouldn't be the first I suspect.

There was a pink one flying around here a while ago. I dread to think what it had been rummaging in!

I hope they got rid of that batch of tikka masala.

Well I would be very worried if something as large as a seagull got access to a cooking area, makes me wonder what other vermin are wondering around.

I think it was a waste vat of curry it fell in.

I expect it will tikka little while to return to its proper colour.

I was actually expecting to see some weird chef with a new recipe upon entering this thread...

Hey, we'll have naan of that in this thread.

I had a chicken tarka once.

It's like chicken tikka, only it's a little otter.

Oh yes cheers for the correction.


Yes they were already going to throw it away and that would explain why it was outside.

^^ ah thats ok then.

they should be strangling it, the evil, verminous *******

Normally the restaurants would just leave anything in that drops in.

Well it's nice to chaat about such things.

Watch out for the orange droppings.

I've told you to stop bhajing in here with your puns.

I'm always trying to find one I hadn't keema cross before.

Ploppadoms.

Did it phall or was it pushed? 🍛

I was considering a pun but I couldn't think of naan.

Not sure but if its reproductive organs were damaged it may not ever hear the pattor of tiny feet.

I had a pelican curry the other night. Tasted ok but the bill was enormous.

I bet that went down like a dosa salts.

I think you mean "tarka dhal", which is an actual curry, but I actually laughed more that you told the joke wrongly.