Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.

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Heatherbell

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Who needs a sofa when i can just lock and barricade my wardrobe from the inside. ”

Ah , you're back in the closet . That's OK Evil , we'll be here when you decide to come out again .

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“OI ! Well have none of that there canoodling in here . Lily is pure as a lily white lily . (OK, she may have a few naughty blemishes but I blame the booze problem) . Don't want to be debating "is she/ isn't she" in a few months time .”

* whispers *
" i think ..........she is"

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Ah , you're back in the closet . That's OK Evil , we'll be here when you decide to come out again .”

I've just swallowed the key
oops

bangle1

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Tess-g:
“Well, not when their face is that well 'lived in'. ”

Saucer of milk for Tess

dome

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Ah , you're back in the closet . That's OK Evil , we'll be here when you decide to come out again .”

He has the booze supply in there!

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“SaD's been shopping again
http://67.media.tumblr.com/fdbfc8a37...j6do1_1280.jpg

That must have been exhausting for her. Perhaps it's time she went off on another holiday, she deserves it.”

very impressed she got out of bed
Perhaps she's not upduffed, she could be selling baby clothes from home, from her bedroom. SAMMY has his own clothing range, so why not ?

If it's her stuff for her little cherub , it won't be white for long...............

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“He has the booze supply in there! ”

fudge,
he does as well
* what to do* ?

Go in and get it back dome , i'll wait here

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Tess-g:
“ and they're probably stuck with her for the rest of their lives too. Poor schmucks.”

Must be great fun having boozing bertha living back home again...............
http://giphy.com/gifs/partydownsouth...6cU9Kd5tQDebeM

.........now that her few days in rehab / detox clinic are behind her
http://giphy.com/gifs/lea-michele-sc...-PB8Az4fj0fhV6

bangle1

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“very impressed she got out of bed
Perhaps she's not upduffed, she could be selling baby clothes from home, from her bedroom. SAMMY has his own clothing range, so why not ?

If it's her stuff for her little cherub , it won't be white for long...............”

I hope she's learnt to do washing since her time in the house, that's gonna show every dribble and plop

jp761

22-06-2016

I can be a naughty one finding whose naughty or nice is the moral thing to do. lol

I don't want to offend anyone!

I don't have a big white beard either!

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“I hope she's learnt to do washing since her time in the house, that's gonna show every dribble and plop”

she'll probably just dunk the entire lot in bucket of bleach.......forgetting baby's still wearing them

Heatherbell

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Tess-g:
“Extra biscuits?? Yay thank you

Just how many ducks were there How incredible. Damn sight easier than herding cats, that's for sure.”

I'm not a cat person Tess, independent little awkward shits up their own arses in my opinion .

Dons hard hat and awaits the onslaught .

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by jp761:
“I can be a naughty one finding whose naughty or nice is the moral thing to do. lol

I don't want to offend anyone!

I don't have big white beard either!”

oh very much done in here
Morals ?

We've got EVIL here,

you're good.

bangle1

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“He has the booze supply in there! ”

I'll put polythene sheeting over the shez so he doesn't soil it when he gets back out.

Alternatively, ill whack him over the head with a shovel, wrap him in said polythene and bury him under the patio brookside style!

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I'm not a cat person Tess, independent little awkward shits up their own arses in my opinion .

Dons hard hat and awaits the onslaught .”

that's what SAD's mouth will look like soon with all her smoking ,
lips like a cats ar*e

I am not a cat person either, go anywhere , to anyone who'll put up with it, selfish things, bit like Jimbob.

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“I'll put polythene sheeting over the shez so he doesn't soil it when he gets back out.

Alternatively, ill whack him over the head with a shovel, wrap him in said polythene and bury him under the patio brookside style!”

there's a thought.

dome

22-06-2016

No, no, no! I like Evil.

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“No, no, no! I like Evil.”

he has to share the booze though

bangle1

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“No, no, no! I like Evil.”

That's okay, he'll still communicate via SaD's charlatan, i mean psychic!

Heatherbell

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“He has the booze supply in there! ”

Ok Jack , you're gonna have to shit through a sieve till we retrieve that key pal

.

And wash it with Dettol .

Tess-g

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I'm not a cat person Tess, independent little awkward shits up their own arses in my opinion .

Dons hard hat and awaits the onslaught .”

Oh, I agree with that and I am a cat person

You'd love my Dexter, honest

...and yes, named after Dexter Morgan because he collects blood samples

jack_blair

22-06-2016

At least Jimbo has admitted he's podged out
He's tweeted .............
Jimbo ‏@Jimbo 5h
Fat belly and wallet

one of the replies to the above

thin wallet when that baby arrives boi!

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Tess-g:
“Oh, I agree with that and I am a cat person You'd love my Dexter, honest

...and yes, named after Dexter Morgan because he collects blood samples ”

mouse blood samples ?

I LOVE DEXTER
best series EVER !
great name for a cat

jp761

22-06-2016

Evil.. keeps making me think of the wind up motorcycle thing, I had as a kid. Evel Knievel. Spelled a tad different but sounds the same. lol

I wound that thing up like a maniac.

jack_blair

22-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“
Ok Jack , you're gonna have to shit through a sieve till we retrieve that key pal .

And wash it with Dettol .”

oh okay
on the prunes now , is that right ? or have i got the wrong fruit ?

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