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Old 22-06-2016, 20:41
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BIB
She's not telling her to jump into bed with them is she???
She heard you should try to educate children so she's showing the little girl vids of her time in the BB house. She's teaching her how to get a boyfrined.
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:42
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they are spooky. I've seen documentarys on people who collect them, take them out , all sorts.


ah , 'prepared to'
oh
er
it was dome's idea .............
You're moving up my hit list fast!

So you haven't locked anyone in, but you have swallowed the key so no one can have a drink!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:42
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they are spooky. I've seen documentarys on people who collect them, take them out , all sorts.


ah , 'prepared to'
oh
er
it was dome's idea .............
Flashers also take them out!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:42
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What does this tweet mean?
"happppyyyy happy girl!!!! Exciting! Man I feel like women💜xxxeek💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻"

it means she's excited at the prospect of a s*x change
*simples*
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:43
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You're moving up my hit list fast!

So you haven't locked anyone in, but you have swallowed the key so no one can have a drink!
ask EVIL where the booze is
He knows you know


I'm not bothered anyway, i've got Helga bringing me my quota for the evening ,
here she comes
http://imgur.com/cOczISG
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:43
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Has he any fake Rolexes?
Fake ? FAKE ? How very dare you . They're as robust as those Puma jerseys the Swedish footy team wore .
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:43
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it means she's excited at the prospect of a s*x change
*simples*
Don't give her ideas for a documentary , jack.
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:43
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No , for once Jack is innocent . Yes I know it seems unlikely , but t'is true .
Evil locked himself in there . He's in a mood I think . Probably planning which of us to murder first when he comes out again .🔪🔪
Everyone point at the newbies ......quick
👉👉👉
I'm using MuttBono as a human shield!

Now that's how you 'save' yourself
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:44
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Fake ? FAKE ? How very dare you . They're as robust as those Puma jerseys the Swedish footy team wore .
I was in knots at that!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:44
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it means she's excited at the prospect of a s*x change
*simples*
She's just developed boobs ready for her new career in porn.
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:45
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She heard you should try to educate children so she's showing the little girl vids of her time in the BB house. She's teaching her how to get a boyfrined.
Snorttttttttt!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:46
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She's just developed boobs ready for her new career in porn.
Babestation .
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:46
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I'm using MuttBono as a human shield!
very wise

so we've got Luna, that's a newbie
Leave JP alone
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:46
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She heard you should try to educate children so she's showing the little girl vids of her time in the BB house. She's teaching her how to get a boyfrined.
You mean how to get knocked up.
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:47
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She's a clown! Hope that kid's Mum and Dad know about that song! Not unless they're very open minded?
The BFF was in the car with them so she knows. She probably doesn't care because she's loving all the attention her and her child are getting. Personally I wouldn't let my kid anywhere near toxic people like SAD.
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:48
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never heard of it
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:48
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This is all for YOU fgs,
I've been TOLD by up her ass taskmaster to get the key out, it's sitting in my colon right now and its NOT comfortable.

I may not oblige
Give me a beer, please
You've a nerve . I'm not the one with a wardrobe key heading toward my poop chute exit at speed .
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:48
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What does this tweet mean?
"happppyyyy happy girl!!!! Exciting! Man I feel like women💜xxxeek💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻"

It proves that she's not pregnant!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:50
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My pleasure. I like to put it about a bit - you know!

Speaking of which , how is the mother to be? Any sign of an actual bump yet. She must be what 15 weeks now.
Mother to be, Emma had her baby 6 weeks ago or more. I think..

I bet you have a white van full of knock off Gucci bags and Jimmy Choos and you play Errol Brown singing "You sexy Thing" through a speaker on the roof of the van . The purty young ladies come flocking round the van like flies to a honey pot .🐝🐝🐝
But that's OK, we're sort of broad minded (apart from Jack who's a bit buttoned up and prissy). You must park the van round the corner though , we have a pristine reputation with the neighbours to consider .👍
My filofax at hand ordering pina colada's all round! Not anymore, even sold the van.

Discrete is my middle name just like those naughty men.. from the bus depot!

Poor Blakey!
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:50
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You've a nerve . I'm not the one with a wardrobe key heading toward my poop chute exit at speed .
you try being ME right now with that mishapen key making it's way through my internal valuables

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Old 22-06-2016, 20:50
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She heard you should try to educate children so she's showing the little girl vids of her time in the BB house. She's teaching her how to get a boyfrined.
Lets hope she leaves out the more sordid bits involved in her netting the delicious specimen known as Jim .
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:51
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You mean how to get knocked up.
SaD's been watching films again.

She just tweeted...

Jus witched the best too films, cud b my life http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478311/ & http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251127/
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:52
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It proves that she's not pregnant!
er ,...........she's really a man ?
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:52
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You're moving up my hit list fast!

So you haven't locked anyone in, but you have swallowed the key so no one can have a drink!
He did but I just went out another way. But he has eaten a load of prunes, taken citramag and had an enema...
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Old 22-06-2016, 20:52
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Guys, your first mistake is mistaking me for a newbie to the madhouse that is DS!

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