Originally Posted by Lani_S:
“I've posted since I joined lol.....”
“I've posted since I joined lol.....”
you have zero posts , so you've been on Chatter all this time ?
Good to have a newbie, but you're confusing me
Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.
120 of 444
you have zero posts , so you've been on Chatter all this time ?
Good to have a newbie, but you're confusing me
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“I don't really understand the obsession with her not working.
she's an actress with no work on at the moment...but she will have money from when she was earning.
there's hundreds of actors and actresses all over the country who aren't currently 'working' but they're not all signing on and claiming benefits!
also she is pregnant so any upcoming productions will be limited anyway.”
“I don't really understand the obsession with her not working.
she's an actress with no work on at the moment...but she will have money from when she was earning.
there's hundreds of actors and actresses all over the country who aren't currently 'working' but they're not all signing on and claiming benefits!
also she is pregnant so any upcoming productions will be limited anyway.”
Well my obsession revolves around the fact that she hasn't really 'worked' since HO , that's over a year now . BB wasn't an acting or music gig, just a huge long audition and she buggered it up totally .
You gotta admit Mel, over a year with no work is one hell of a rest .
The pregnancy thing ? Well she has trumpeted more than once in recent weeks/months about exciting offers and being "in the studio" etc, yet nothing comes to fruition . She's just an unemployable (due to upduffedness AND unreliability) person or she can't be arsed . But I would back the first option, nobody wants to take a chance on her .
OOH , well done with the candle sticks
. My wall art is kind of funky with a rivet and brushed steel effect and a few other industrial type effects on it. Very in keeping with the room and border . Hubby thinks it fabulous , I knew he would. He kept saying we'd not get anything in the mode I had in mind so 
to him .Never underestimate a determined woman not prepared to compromise .
This is for all, especially HEATHER and Lily
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
A close friend of Sam’s tells us: “Sam has all but signed on the dotted line! This is the gig he’s been holding out for. Since Steph binned him during Big Brother he’s had lots of offers and has been biting his tongue – now it’s his turn to share his side of the story and let the public see the real him.
Our source adds: “He knows this is the ultimate revenge to Steph as she’s always dreamt of going into the jungle. Producers have been in constant contact and see him as this year’s jungle hunk… he’s going to be a huge hit with viewers.”
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
A close friend of Sam’s tells us: “Sam has all but signed on the dotted line! This is the gig he’s been holding out for. Since Steph binned him during Big Brother he’s had lots of offers and has been biting his tongue – now it’s his turn to share his side of the story and let the public see the real him.
Our source adds: “He knows this is the ultimate revenge to Steph as she’s always dreamt of going into the jungle. Producers have been in constant contact and see him as this year’s jungle hunk… he’s going to be a huge hit with viewers.”
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“that's not my point.
it's irrelevant how much work she turned down before... the point is maybe now she's pregnant she doesn't WANT to.
if she's financially OK, there's no reason why she has to until after the baby's born etc.”
“that's not my point.
it's irrelevant how much work she turned down before... the point is maybe now she's pregnant she doesn't WANT to.
if she's financially OK, there's no reason why she has to until after the baby's born etc.”
She wasn't claiming pregnant till recently though . Previous to that and on the heels of BB she clearly had no offers despite her lofty claims of exciting things in the pipeline .
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“. My wall art is kind of funky with a rivet and brushed steel effect and a few other industrial type effects on it. Very in keeping with the room and border . Hubby thinks it fabulous , I knew he would. He kept saying we'd not get anything in the mode I had in mind so to him .Never underestimate a determined woman not prepared to compromise .”
“. My wall art is kind of funky with a rivet and brushed steel effect and a few other industrial type effects on it. Very in keeping with the room and border . Hubby thinks it fabulous , I knew he would. He kept saying we'd not get anything in the mode I had in mind so
to him .Never underestimate a determined woman not prepared to compromise .”
you may have missed this H
Here's a border for you, it will remind you of EVIL on a daily basis, all locked up and drinking himself stupid
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“if she puts a 'border' up anywhere near me, i'll eat it
Heather could have this one, to remind her of EVILS shed !
Lots of wooden sheds on this border, lovely jubbly
http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress...03/090310k.JPG”
“if she puts a 'border' up anywhere near me, i'll eat it
Heather could have this one, to remind her of EVILS shed !
Lots of wooden sheds on this border, lovely jubbly
http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress...03/090310k.JPG”
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“This is for all, especially HEATHER and Lily
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO”
“This is for all, especially HEATHER and Lily
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO”
Hmm, yummy . Not sure if it will happen though . We get similar claims every year and they are often as not just bullshine for publicity .
Even if he does do it he will say nothing about Sad . Well it will pop up briefly I'm sure , but there will be no in depth dirt slinging . He's just not that type ♥ .
Be cool if he did it and won it . Sad would have the vapours and kick her telly to death .
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“She wasn't claiming pregnant till recently though . Previous to that and on the heels of BB she clearly had no offers despite her lofty claims of exciting things in the pipeline .”
“She wasn't claiming pregnant till recently though . Previous to that and on the heels of BB she clearly had no offers despite her lofty claims of exciting things in the pipeline .”
her singing must be cr*p now too
nothing came from her recording with JSky dude
She's a reality tv ex-star now.
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Hmm, yummy . Not sure if it will happen though . We get similar claims every year and they are often as not just bullshine for publicity .
Even if he does do it he will say nothing about Sad . Well it will pop up briefly I'm sure , but there will be no in depth dirt slinging . He's just not that type ♥ .
Be cool if he did it and won it . Sad would have the vapours and kick her telly to death .”
“Hmm, yummy . Not sure if it will happen though . We get similar claims every year and they are often as not just bullshine for publicity .
Even if he does do it he will say nothing about Sad . Well it will pop up briefly I'm sure , but there will be no in depth dirt slinging . He's just not that type ♥ .
Be cool if he did it and won it . Sad would have the vapours and kick her telly to death .”
Yep, some months ago, I saw a magazine saying he was doing ex on the beach.....bogus claim as per usual.
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“you may have missed this H
Here's a border for you, it will remind you of EVIL on a daily basis, all locked up and drinking himself stupid”
“you may have missed this H
Here's a border for you, it will remind you of EVIL on a daily basis, all locked up and drinking himself stupid
”
Aww that's just a load of shite (houses) .
Our first house still had the outside cazzy . We had a bathroom , but the outside loo still operated too . Loved that house .
Since when did we need anything to remind us of Evil ?
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“knock me sideways
you found the perfect border
(having been to the same shop 5 times and not seen it before)
Perhaps the next visit should be to Specsavers
So that you don't lynch me, well done for getting what you wanted !
”
“knock me sideways
you found the perfect border
(having been to the same shop 5 times and not seen it before)
Perhaps the next visit should be to Specsavers
So that you don't lynch me, well done for getting what you wanted !
”
Bib .Good recovery ya sarky wee git .
It's a bloody soft furnishing (and decor) thread and I was keeping on topic .
Originally Posted by dome:
“Why does she talk about her younger brother as if he's her son?”
“Why does she talk about her younger brother as if he's her son?”
the little bro stuff is gushy mushy immature SAD-speak, he's over 18 and probably sick of her being centre of attention
Originally Posted by Lani_S:
“Yep, some months ago, I saw a magazine saying he was doing ex on the beach.....bogus claim as per usual.”
“Yep, some months ago, I saw a magazine saying he was doing ex on the beach.....bogus claim as per usual.”
I think i'm a celeb is more upmarket and he wants to be seen as an up and coming celeb ,not the trashy stuff like Ex on the Beach. I think he will go in. When is SAD's miniJimbo due ? Would be great timing !
Anyone got the ONe show on? What were they thinking?
LOL And Charlie apparently "Pointed to his monkey at 2 weeks old" according to Matt Baker"!
LOL And Charlie apparently "Pointed to his monkey at 2 weeks old"
according to Matt Baker"!
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Bib .Good recovery ya sarky wee git .
It's a bloody soft furnishing (and decor) thread and I was keeping on topic .”
“Bib .Good recovery ya sarky wee git .
It's a bloody soft furnishing (and decor) thread and I was keeping on topic .
”
holier than thou bullsh*te
WELL , got news for you sweetcheeks
I have a NEW woollen throw for back of MY sofa , so
Don't you just love furnishings as pressies instead of booze
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Anyone got the ONe show on? What were they thinking?
LOL And Charlie apparently "Pointed to his monkey at 2 weeks old" according to Matt Baker"! ”
“Anyone got the ONe show on? What were they thinking?
LOL And Charlie apparently "Pointed to his monkey at 2 weeks old"
according to Matt Baker"! ”
no sorry , so no idea what you're talking about An
Sounds interesting though
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Aww that's just a load of shite (houses) .
Our first house still had the outside cazzy . We had a bathroom , but the outside loo still operated too . Loved that house .
Since when did we need anything to remind us of Evil ?”
“Aww that's just a load of shite (houses) .
Our first house still had the outside cazzy . We had a bathroom , but the outside loo still operated too . Loved that house .
Since when did we need anything to remind us of Evil ?
”
then, in that case...........it's a border to remind you of your outside loo
EVIL ? oh it's just so you can keep him close in the spiritual sense
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“no sorry , so no idea what you're talking about An
Sounds interesting though”
“no sorry , so no idea what you're talking about An
Sounds interesting though”
Some sort of race involving 4 infants/ Lined up on a little track, possibly representing each of the home nations, but I may have concluded somethign erroneous from their baby grows.
As you might expect one started to cry, sparked them all off. They crawlled part way down the course, looked scared, cried some more..chaos. I think Wales (or the one in red) won.
Then Matt said "And Charlie started pointing at his Monkey at just 2 weeks old"
And presumably started spanking it at a month Matt?
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“This is for all, especially HEATHER and Lily
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
A close friend of Sam’s tells us: “Sam has all but signed on the dotted line! This is the gig he’s been holding out for. Since Steph binned him during Big Brother he’s had lots of offers and has been biting his tongue – now it’s his turn to share his side of the story and let the public see the real him.
Our source adds: “He knows this is the ultimate revenge to Steph as she’s always dreamt of going into the jungle. Producers have been in constant contact and see him as this year’s jungle hunk… he’s going to be a huge hit with viewers.”
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO”
“This is for all, especially HEATHER and Lily
Look what Sammy's up to next , haha, predicted ...........
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...orced-to-quit/
A close friend of Sam’s tells us: “Sam has all but signed on the dotted line! This is the gig he’s been holding out for. Since Steph binned him during Big Brother he’s had lots of offers and has been biting his tongue – now it’s his turn to share his side of the story and let the public see the real him.
Our source adds: “He knows this is the ultimate revenge to Steph as she’s always dreamt of going into the jungle. Producers have been in constant contact and see him as this year’s jungle hunk… he’s going to be a huge hit with viewers.”
SAD can watch while she's surrounded by wetwipes and dirty nappies and trying to sooth screaming baby who looks like .........JIMBO”
and cogitate about what she could have if she'd had the common sense
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Some sort of race involving 4 infants/ Lined up on a little track, possibly representing each of the home nations, but I may have concluded somethign erroneous from their baby grows.
As you might expect one started to cry, sparked them all off. They crawlled part way down the course, looked scared, cried some more..chaos. I think Wales (or the one in red) won.
Then Matt said "And Charlie started pointing at his Monkey at just 2 weeks old"
And presumably started spanking it at a month Matt?”
“Some sort of race involving 4 infants/ Lined up on a little track, possibly representing each of the home nations, but I may have concluded somethign erroneous from their baby grows.
As you might expect one started to cry, sparked them all off. They crawlled part way down the course, looked scared, cried some more..chaos. I think Wales (or the one in red) won.
Then Matt said "And Charlie started pointing at his Monkey at just 2 weeks old"
And presumably started spanking it at a month Matt?”
Willoughby with her contented cow face was putting me off the show this evening as she apparently is now an expert on babies and has written a book and to think they got rid of Kate Thornton to replace her with Willoughby. Can't stand her and Schofield as I always feel they are being paid for taking the p*ss.
Originally Posted by dome:
“I see she is suddenly suffering morning sickness, yet has no problems stuffing her face at regular intervals.
I'm sorry but this is becoming more fake by the day.
Morning sickness is a bitch😷 eughh everyday!Constantly carrying a bag round with me😷🙈 make it stop ha! Taking after my mum she had it bad🙈👶🏻”
“I see she is suddenly suffering morning sickness, yet has no problems stuffing her face at regular intervals.
I'm sorry but this is becoming more fake by the day.
Morning sickness is a bitch😷 eughh everyday!Constantly carrying a bag round with me😷🙈 make it stop ha! Taking after my mum she had it bad🙈👶🏻”
I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned it before if she's been sick every day. Instead she's tweeting about all the food she's been enjoying.
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“She wasn't claiming pregnant till recently though . Previous to that and on the heels of BB she clearly had no offers despite her lofty claims of exciting things in the pipeline .”
“She wasn't claiming pregnant till recently though . Previous to that and on the heels of BB she clearly had no offers despite her lofty claims of exciting things in the pipeline .”
that's kind of my point though.
everyone's saying why doesn't she go out and work....
maybe she isn't because no one wants her. she can't just conjure an acting or modelling job up from nowhere if no none wants her.
it's only been recently that she went a bit loopy.... whos gonna offer her work after that?
what I was meaning re the whole pregnancy thing is - if she can afford to, maybe she's accepted that shes made herself unemployable and is using the pregnancy as down time to get her head together.
as for working on bars and waiting etc- if she doesn't need to why would she if she's pregnant?! I wouldn't!
*edit*sorry if you read this pre edit- I've just done my nails
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“the little bro stuff is gushy mushy immature SAD-speak, he's over 18 and probably sick of her being centre of attention
I think i'm a celeb is more upmarket and he wants to be seen as an up and coming celeb ,not the trashy stuff like Ex on the Beach. I think he will go in. When is SAD's miniJimbo due ? Would be great timing !”
“the little bro stuff is gushy mushy immature SAD-speak, he's over 18 and probably sick of her being centre of attention
I think i'm a celeb is more upmarket and he wants to be seen as an up and coming celeb ,not the trashy stuff like Ex on the Beach. I think he will go in. When is SAD's miniJimbo due ? Would be great timing !”
Karma's a bitch!
Oh I do now hope she's pregnant
This has got to be SAD's baby https://twitter.com/perfectbabies/st...57036718231552
She's liked this on twitter
https://twitter.com/perfectbabies/st...57036718231552She's liked this on twitter
Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“This has got to be SAD's baby https://twitter.com/perfectbabies/st...57036718231552
She's liked this on twitter”
“This has got to be SAD's baby
https://twitter.com/perfectbabies/st...57036718231552She's liked this on twitter”
Looks like Kerry Katona.
120 of 444
