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Old 25-06-2016, 00:31
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Serves you right for always taking the p..s out of folk who are vertically challenged.

I'm learning some new spells. Looks as though they're working.
Only one , Lily whose bum is nearer to the ground than her legs
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Old 25-06-2016, 00:33
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yep have been brain washed over two weeks in "Equality, Diversity, Inclusion Confidentially, Safeguarding, Data protection and Whistleblowing" all due to EU regulations .... oh ffs prob all changed now
Ha! Ha! Cancel EU regulations , nem
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Old 25-06-2016, 00:52
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SAD has liked this tweet
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@SAD marry me 😍

Is that an acceptance?
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Old 25-06-2016, 00:57
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SAD has liked this tweet
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@SAD marry me 😍

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A ready made Dad for the imaginary baby
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Old 25-06-2016, 00:57
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remember what she did with Simba
Preeee-cisely .
She can't maintain her own hygiene , what chance her changing nappies and wiping little bottoms ?
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:00
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yep have been brain washed over two weeks in "Equality, Diversity, Inclusion Confidentially, Safeguarding, Data protection and Whistleblowing" all due to EU regulations .... oh ffs prob all changed now
Hahaha. (points at Nem and laughs) .
Yup , gonna have to re-learn good old Brit ways m'dear and stuff the EU control freaks .
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:05
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Her Aunty is having Masses said for her at the shrine at Knock!
Now there's hypocrisy for you!
Knock what ?
She's knocked up ?
We still don't know that.

I bet Auntie was very proud watching SAD and Jezza under the duvet on CBB
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:06
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Preeee-cisely .
She can't maintain her own hygiene , what chance her changing nappies and wiping little bottoms ?
that's a good point
There's a very strong likelihood of severe nappy rash
for her and the baby
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:07
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SAD has liked this tweet
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@SAD marry me 😍

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oh sh*t ,
She said yes ?
oh f****, it was just a joke
*runs*
*hide me in your shed EVIL**
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:09
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that's a good point
There's a very strong likelihood of severe nappy rash
for her and the baby
Not sure about SAD and nappy rash but she should have a rash of some sort down at her mary after all the sh*gging she's done and crusty knicker wearing.

Watching Glastonbury on BBC this is amazing no mud and no rain!
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:10
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Well that admission was a long time coming.

i stuck up for you
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:11
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Not sure about SAD and nappy rash but she should have a rash of some sort down at her mary after all the sh*gging she's done and crusty knicker wearing.
She's more likely to have caught something off JIMBOB
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:12
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Hahaha. (points at Nem and laughs) .
Yup , gonna have to re-learn good old Brit ways m'dear and stuff the EU control freaks .
Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"
or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:13
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She's more likely to have caught something off JIMBOB
He must have something after all his escapades, at least crabs, as he didn't seem to be particular about who he went with
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:16
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Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"
or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.
Spain might be leaving as well, we've started a craze! We're going to be insular like Australia - no one gets in unless invited! Its' our party!
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:18
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Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"
or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.
You can go on the Pyramid Stage, jack!
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:19
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You can go on the Pyramid Stage, jack!
Glastonbury ?
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:21
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Yes! Its' cracking! on tv ! Blackberry Smoke are amazing! Kind of folk/country.

The OH leaves me to enjoy my music when Glastonbury's on
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:25
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yep have been brain washed over two weeks in "Equality, Diversity, Inclusion Confidentially, Safeguarding, Data protection and Whistleblowing" all due to EU regulations .... oh ffs prob all changed now
they're introducing all that here next week nem
chin up though
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:25
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oh sh*t ,
She said yes ?
oh f****, it was just a joke
*runs*
*hide me in your shed EVIL**
Bet she's already booked the church
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:26
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Bet she's already booked the church
i can't go in one of those
I'd be struck by lightening
HELP HELP HELP

Where's EVIL , i'll get the key out of my bits n bobs and open his shed, i mean........wardrobe
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:28
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i can't go in one of those
I'd be struck by lightening
HELP HELP HELP

Where's EVIL , i'll get the key out of my bits n bobs and open his shed, i mean........wardrobe
EVIL says he wants out for a pee! and a walk!
Have you got his lead, jack???
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Old 25-06-2016, 01:48
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EVIL says he wants out for a pee! and a walk!
Have you got his lead, jack???
i gave it to ..............er............. i've forgotten
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Old 25-06-2016, 02:05
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Ha! Ha! Cancel EU regulations , nem
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...um-result.html

1. Ban on curvy bananas and crooked cucumbers

The first - and one which reared its head as the Brexit and Remain camps drew up their battles lines - was the banana regulation.

An example often cited as 'legislative heavy-handedness' was the EU ban on 'bendy bananas' and crooked cucumbers.

A 1994 EU regulation specified that bananas must be 'free from abnormal curvature.'


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Old 25-06-2016, 03:42
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i stuck up for you
Yes, I know you did, only joking.

On a more serious note, weaker pound, higher inflation. .
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