Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.

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Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Lily Darling:
“ Serves you right for always taking the p..s out of folk who are vertically challenged.

I'm learning some new spells. Looks as though they're working. ”

Only one , Lily whose bum is nearer to the ground than her legs

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“yep have been brain washed over two weeks in "Equality, Diversity, Inclusion Confidentially, Safeguarding, Data protection and Whistleblowing" all due to EU regulations .... oh ffs prob all changed now ”

Ha! Ha! Cancel EU regulations , nem

Rottilargo

25-06-2016

SAD has liked this tweet
xxxxxxxxx @xxxxxxx 2h2 hours ago
@SAD marry me 😍

Is that an acceptance?

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“SAD has liked this tweet
xxxxxxxxx @xxxxxxx 2h2 hours ago
@SAD marry me 😍

Is that an acceptance? ”

A ready made Dad for the imaginary baby

Heatherbell

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“remember what she did with Simba
”

Preeee-cisely .
She can't maintain her own hygiene , what chance her changing nappies and wiping little bottoms ?

Heatherbell

25-06-2016

Hahaha. (points at Nem and laughs) .
Yup , gonna have to re-learn good old Brit ways m'dear and stuff the EU control freaks .

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Her Aunty is having Masses said for her at the shrine at Knock!
Now there's hypocrisy for you!”

Knock what ?
She's knocked up ?
We still don't know that.

I bet Auntie was very proud watching SAD and Jezza under the duvet on CBB

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Preeee-cisely .
She can't maintain her own hygiene , what chance her changing nappies and wiping little bottoms ?”

that's a good point
There's a very strong likelihood of severe nappy rash
for her and the baby

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“SAD has liked this tweet
xxxxxxxxx @xxxxxxx 2h2 hours ago
@SAD marry me 😍

Is that an acceptance? ”

oh sh*t ,
She said yes ?
oh f****, it was just a joke
*runs*
*hide me in your shed EVIL**

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“that's a good point
There's a very strong likelihood of severe nappy rash
for her and the baby ”

Not sure about SAD and nappy rash but she should have a rash of some sort down at her mary

after all the sh*gging she's done and crusty knicker wearing.

Watching Glastonbury on BBC this is amazing

no mud and no rain!

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Lily Darling:
“Well that admission was a long time coming. ”

i stuck up for you

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Not sure about SAD and nappy rash but she should have a rash of some sort down at her mary after all the sh*gging she's done and crusty knicker wearing.”

She's more likely to have caught something off JIMBOB

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Hahaha. (points at Nem and laughs) .
Yup , gonna have to re-learn good old Brit ways m'dear and stuff the EU control freaks .”

Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"

or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“She's more likely to have caught something off JIMBOB”

He must have something after all his escapades, at least crabs, as he didn't seem to be particular about who he went with

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"
or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.”

Spain might be leaving as well, we've started a craze! We're going to be insular like Australia - no one gets in unless invited!

Its' our party!

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“Can I sing "The Rain in Spain ?"
or does it now have to be "The Rain in Dorset" , which is not a real song.”

You can go on the Pyramid Stage, jack!

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“You can go on the Pyramid Stage, jack! ”

Glastonbury ?

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“Glastonbury ?
”

Yes! Its' cracking! on tv !

Blackberry Smoke are amazing! Kind of folk/country.

The OH leaves me to enjoy my music when Glastonbury's on

jack_blair

25-06-2016

they're introducing all that here next week nem
chin up though

Rottilargo

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
oh sh*t ,
She said yes ?
oh f****, it was just a joke
*runs*
*hide me in your shed EVIL**”

Bet she's already booked the church

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“Bet she's already booked the church ”

i can't go in one of those
I'd be struck by lightening
HELP HELP HELP

Where's EVIL , i'll get the key out of my bits n bobs and open his shed, i mean........wardrobe

Rogana Josh

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“i can't go in one of those
I'd be struck by lightening
HELP HELP HELP

Where's EVIL , i'll get the key out of my bits n bobs and open his shed, i mean........wardrobe ”

EVIL says he wants out for a pee!

and a walk!
Have you got his lead, jack???

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“EVIL says he wants out for a pee! and a walk!
Have you got his lead, jack???”

i gave it to ..............er............. i've forgotten

jack_blair

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Ha! Ha! Cancel EU regulations , nem ”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...um-result.html

1. Ban on curvy bananas and crooked cucumbers

The first - and one which reared its head as the Brexit and Remain camps drew up their battles lines - was the banana regulation.

An example often cited as 'legislative heavy-handedness' was the EU ban on 'bendy bananas' and crooked cucumbers.

A 1994 EU regulation specified that bananas must be 'free from abnormal curvature.'

Lily Darling

25-06-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
i stuck up for you ”

Yes, I know you did, only joking.

On a more serious note, weaker pound, higher inflation.

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