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Old 25-06-2016, 23:07
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Stop projecting we all know your a candidate.

And going back to part 1 of some thread... we all know I wouldn't go there!

You were locked up in your shed , so it wasn't you.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:07
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It could only be him
Who else ?
When did she meet Jimbob's cousin ?
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:09
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You're never to old for Glastonbury, mel!

there's absolutely no way on gods earth I could so glastonbury rog!
unless I had a super sized tent with two separate double airbeds in it!
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:09
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I'm just back from a barbecue and never even had a drink as I ended up being the driver , didn't mind
, good evening!
hard luck
EVIL's put some bottles of his best Red under Heather's chair
*quick*
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:10
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there's absolutely no way on gods earth I could so glastonbury rog!
unless I had a super sized tent with two separate double airbeds in it!
they have a yurt section and tents that are already erected
it's like a VIP part of the Festival, mod cons, bit of comfort
They're not that expensive though
It's just the mud
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:13
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It could only be him
Who else ?
When did she meet Jimbob's cousin ?
She's never met him as far as I'm aware
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:15
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Here's an evil thought I wonder how she would spin it if the 'baby' came out and was black?
ROFL

Reminds me of a scene from Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City. A married Caucasian character gets pregnant by her lover. She tells her friend that her Caucasian husband will know that the child isn't his. Her friend asks how he will know and she point to a wall which is painted yellow and bursts into tears. Her lover is Asian. Makes me belly laugh every time I see it.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:18
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She's never met him as far as I'm aware
then it's duvet man who could have been the donor ?
or Jimbo's living in lala land
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:19
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You were locked up in your shed , so it wasn't you.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I've long suspected that Evil has a shawshank redemption style tunnel in there so lets not rule him out yet, this also explains the smell

And deny all you want Jack but that denial never worked for Clinton, it won't work for you. Like Lewinsky, SaD never washes here clothes and likely has a LBD with an incriminating stain of your DNA on it!
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:20
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Here's an evil thought I wonder how she would spin it if the 'baby' came out and was black?

There was a couple many years ago who had twins
One was white , one black
it's down to genetics and can happen

Jimbob will have a massive ace card to play should the baby be black
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:21
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I've long suspected that Evil has a shawshank redemption style tunnel in there so lets not rule him out yet, this also explains the smell

And deny all you want Jack but that denial never worked for Clinton, it won't work for you. Like Lewinsky, SaD never washes here clothes and likely has a LBD with an incriminating stain of your DNA on it!
i have the dress she wore hanging up in EVIL's shed
That's why i've locked it
One for ebay , down the line
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:23
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I like Letishya on BB
She's one of the bigger characters in there , in more ways than one.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:23
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they have a yurt section and tents that are already erected
it's like a VIP part of the Festival, mod cons, bit of comfort
They're not that expensive though
It's just the mud
I've just looked...

a 4m yurt that sleeps two is £3600!!!!
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:23
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*fetches broom and hits Jack repeatedly*

Oi you! Hands off, you go away and stick to your white lightning sh*t.
Broom ? Not good/bad enough . I studded a baseball bat with nails and hid it in the cupboard under the stairs for just such occasions . Go get him Evil . Then hide in the closet and I'll say "a big boy done it and ran away", which will be more or less true .👍
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:28
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[quote=Rottilargo;82911940]You can't really tell

"As she walked away from the Warrington boozer, her oversized jacket swamped her frame and covered any hint of a curved tummy while skintight blue jeans and heels finished off her casual yet trendy outfit."[/QUOTE
Ok like that wasn't part of her plan to speculate about a bump! She's so not over him is she!
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:30
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I've just looked...

a 4m yurt that sleeps two is £3600!!!!
The yurt's are top end mellon !
Cheaper to fly to Ulumbataar and take a tour to Gobi desert and live in one there

I meant these
http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.u...es-and-prices/

2 person pre-erected classic scout style tent £275 for 5 nights.

4 person pre erected classic scout style tent. £540 for 5 nights.

2 Person Basic Podpad (sleeps up to 2 people) £350 for 5 nights*

This looks comfortable
2 Person Cloud House (10ft x 7ft) £350 for 5 nights*
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:30
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i have the dress she wore hanging up in EVIL's shed
That's why i've locked it
One for ebay , down the line
Bib . More like CSI DS .
We will unearth the daddy .
Need to get a DNA sample from Jimbo .
Any volunteers ?
I'll volunteer



Mel .
She's a bit of a Jim fan .

S'ok Mel , you don't need to do the horizontal Hokey-Kokey with him . A glass that he has drunk from will be fine . Off you pop , and don't be out all night again . I'm sick of getting rapped up (nearly said "knocked up" ) with late comers in here and not amused at some people (looking at you Missy Mel) going on the lam for days on end and coming home filthy .

Noticed some nice new chairs in the room . Hmm, very classy .
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:31
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then it's duvet man who could have been the donor ?
or Jimbo's living in lala land
Only possible if she's around 6/7 weeks but she's claiming she's further along than that with the scan info, etc. I read morning sickness usually kicks in at around 6 weeks or earlier so maybe she's not as far along as she's saying? Could also explain why she's not revealing the scan, due date, bump yet.

Or she isn't lying, and JIM is just in denial
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:31
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Bib . More like CSI DS .
We will unearth the daddy .
Need to get a DNA sample from Jimbo .
Any volunteers ?
I'll volunteer



Mel .
She's a bit of a Jim fan .

S'ok Mel , you don't need to do the horizontal Hokey-Kokey with him . A glass that he has drunk from will be fine . Off you pop , and don't be out all night again . I'm sick of getting rapped up (nearly said "knocked up" ) with late comers in here and not amused at some people (looking at you Missy Mel) going on the lam for days on end and coming home filthy .

Noticed some nice new chairs in the room . Hmm, very classy .
jp put up a lovely chair, it reclines
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:35
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Only possible if she's around 6/7 weeks but she's claiming she's further along than that with the scan info, etc. I read morning sickness usually kicks in at around 6 weeks or earlier so maybe she's not as far along as she's saying? Could also explain why she's not revealing the scan, due date, bump yet.

Or she isn't lying, and JIM is just in denial
or she had one for the road with Sam
Jimbob said that SAD met up with Sammy a few times !
I don't know what to believe , they've both spouted a load of bollox for months.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:37
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Bib . More like CSI DS .
We will unearth the daddy .
Need to get a DNA sample from Jimbo .
Any volunteers ?
I'll volunteer



Mel .
She's a bit of a Jim fan
.

S'ok Mel , you don't need to do the horizontal Hokey-Kokey with him . A glass that he has drunk from will be fine . Off you pop , and don't be out all night again . I'm sick of getting rapped up (nearly said "knocked up" ) with late comers in here and not amused at some people (looking at you Missy Mel) going on the lam for days on end and coming home filthy .

Noticed some nice new chairs in the room . Hmm, very classy .
*newsflash*
HE BLOCKED ME

he burnt his bridges with me the tw*t so he did.
the fat f**k.

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Old 25-06-2016, 23:38
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*newsflash*
HE BLOCKED ME

he burnt his bridges with me the tw*t so he did.
the fat f**k.

what did you say to him
He still doesn't want you now he's fat and single ?
Disgraceful.
Who does he think he is.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:39
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or she had one for the road with Sam
Jimbob said that SAD met up with Sammy a few times !
I don't know what to believe , they've both spouted a load of bollox for months.
He said he hadn't seen SAD since the break up, I'd take his word over 2 compulsive liars.

They broke up 2/3 times where she could have jumped into bed with some random, she didn't waste much time with WW did she? I don't blame him for wanting a DNA test.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:44
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He said he hadn't seen SAD since the break up, I'd take his word over 2 compulsive liars.

They broke up 2/3 times where she could have jumped into bed with some random, she didn't waste much time with WW did she? I don't blame him for wanting a DNA test.
I agree with you Rott
He must have a good reason for saying that if she's pregnant he's not the father
He must know something we don't , that's the only explanation

If it does come out that she is pregnant by someone else, she will get a tirade of abusive tweets again.
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Old 25-06-2016, 23:44
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what did you say to him
He still doesn't want you now he's fat and single ?
Disgraceful.
Who does he think he is.
I didn't say anything to him at all.
I've gone right off him.

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