You were locked up in your shed , so it wasn't you.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

It could only be him
Who else ?
When did she meet Jimbob's cousin ?

there's absolutely no way on gods earth I could so glastonbury rog!
unless I had a super sized tent with two separate double airbeds in it!

hard luck
EVIL's put some bottles of his best Red under Heather's chair
*quick*

they have a yurt section and tents that are already erected
it's like a VIP part of the Festival, mod cons, bit of comfort
They're not that expensive though
It's just the mud

She's never met him as far as I'm aware

ROFL

Reminds me of a scene from Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City. A married Caucasian character gets pregnant by her lover. She tells her friend that her Caucasian husband will know that the child isn't his. Her friend asks how he will know and she point to a wall which is painted yellow and bursts into tears. Her lover is Asian. Makes me belly laugh every time I see it.

then it's duvet man who could have been the donor ?
or Jimbo's living in lala land

I've long suspected that Evil has a shawshank redemption style tunnel in there so lets not rule him out yet, this also explains the smell

And deny all you want Jack but that denial never worked for Clinton, it won't work for you. Like Lewinsky, SaD never washes here clothes and likely has a LBD with an incriminating stain of your DNA on it!

There was a couple many years ago who had twins
One was white , one black
it's down to genetics and can happen

Jimbob will have a massive ace card to play should the baby be black

i have the dress she wore hanging up in EVIL's shed
That's why i've locked it
One for ebay , down the line

I like Letishya on BB
She's one of the bigger characters in there , in more ways than one.

I've just looked...

a 4m yurt that sleeps two is £3600!!!!

Broom ? Not good/bad enough . I studded a baseball bat with nails and hid it in the cupboard under the stairs for just such occasions . Go get him Evil . Then hide in the closet and I'll say "a big boy done it and ran away", which will be more or less true .👍

[quote=Rottilargo;82911940]You can't really tell

"As she walked away from the Warrington boozer, her oversized jacket swamped her frame and covered any hint of a curved tummy while skintight blue jeans and heels finished off her casual yet trendy outfit."[/QUOTE
Ok like that wasn't part of her plan to speculate about a bump! She's so not over him is she!

The yurt's are top end mellon !
Cheaper to fly to Ulumbataar and take a tour to Gobi desert and live in one there

I meant these
http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.u...es-and-prices/

2 person pre-erected classic scout style tent £275 for 5 nights.

4 person pre erected classic scout style tent. £540 for 5 nights.

2 Person Basic Podpad (sleeps up to 2 people) £350 for 5 nights*

This looks comfortable
2 Person Cloud House (10ft x 7ft) £350 for 5 nights*

Bib . More like CSI DS .
We will unearth the daddy .
Need to get a DNA sample from Jimbo .
Any volunteers ?
I'll volunteer



Mel .
She's a bit of a Jim fan .

S'ok Mel , you don't need to do the horizontal Hokey-Kokey with him . A glass that he has drunk from will be fine . Off you pop , and don't be out all night again . I'm sick of getting rapped up (nearly said "knocked up" ) with late comers in here and not amused at some people (looking at you Missy Mel) going on the lam for days on end and coming home filthy .

Noticed some nice new chairs in the room . Hmm, very classy .

Only possible if she's around 6/7 weeks but she's claiming she's further along than that with the scan info, etc. I read morning sickness usually kicks in at around 6 weeks or earlier so maybe she's not as far along as she's saying? Could also explain why she's not revealing the scan, due date, bump yet.

Or she isn't lying, and JIM is just in denial

jp put up a lovely chair, it reclines

or she had one for the road with Sam
Jimbob said that SAD met up with Sammy a few times !
I don't know what to believe , they've both spouted a load of bollox for months.

*newsflash*
HE BLOCKED ME

he burnt his bridges with me the tw*t so he did.
the fat f**k.

what did you say to him
He still doesn't want you now he's fat and single ?
Disgraceful.
Who does he think he is.

He said he hadn't seen SAD since the break up, I'd take his word over 2 compulsive liars.

They broke up 2/3 times where she could have jumped into bed with some random, she didn't waste much time with WW did she? I don't blame him for wanting a DNA test.

I agree with you Rott
He must have a good reason for saying that if she's pregnant he's not the father
He must know something we don't , that's the only explanation

If it does come out that she is pregnant by someone else, she will get a tirade of abusive tweets again.

I didn't say anything to him at all.
I've gone right off him.