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I've been bitten to bits by midges
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I've been bitten to bits by midges
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I'm waiting for the announcement from J that explains that he know's he isn't because he's infertile (so he's happy to sleep around).
![]() *On Heathers instructions goes and gets sledge hammer and pummels Jack* "The wine's just for Heather ok!"
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I'm waiting for the announcement from J that explains that he know's he isn't because he's infertile (so he's happy to sleep around).
![]() *On Heathers instructions goes and gets sledge hammer and pummels Jack* "The wine's just for Heather ok!" ![]() ![]()
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#3480 |
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BIB Or he only ever did her up the poop chute.
![]() ![]() but without being too graphic (OK with being graphic!) if he did, it could have err... dribbled down to her foof.
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BIB Or he only ever did her up the poop chute.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He could think/say such a thing... oh wait I have previously and lets face it they have.
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![]() ![]() We're classy people here!
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#3483 |
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but without being too graphic (OK with being graphic!) if he did, it could have err... dribbled down to her foof.
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#3484 |
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I've been bitten to bits by midges
![]() having seen what he's capable of doing while on his knees in short VTs where he was laughing and off his face, i am suprised it took so little to put you off him so recently ?
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#3485 |
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I like Letishya on BB
She's one of the bigger characters in there , in more ways than one. My massage chair will fit it in.. it's a big chair!
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I'm waiting for the announcement from J that explains that he know's he isn't because he's infertile (so he's happy to sleep around).
![]() *On Heathers instructions goes and gets sledge hammer and pummels Jack* "The wine's just for Heather ok!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() THAT IS A VERY VALID POINT EVIL WELL DONE ! YOU'VE CRACKED IT Jimbob may not be able to have children so he can prove she's a liar , if push comes to shove but he doesn't want to say anything yet , so's not to embarrass himself or put off any prospective bunk up .
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#3487 |
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You love her Carol Voderman bum! Don't blame you..
My massage chair will fit it in.. it's a big chair! ![]() She'd get me to recite times tables while we were at it, and i'd find that really boring ![]() That chair looks so comfey ![]() What's that handle for , oops , you ok jp?
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they have a yurt section and tents that are already erected
it's like a VIP part of the Festival, mod cons, bit of comfort They're not that expensive though It's just the mud ![]()
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BIB Or he only ever did her up the poop chute.
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but without being too graphic (OK with being graphic!) if he did, it could have err... dribbled down to her foof.
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#3491 |
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i don't fancy Vorderman
She'd get me to recite times tables while we were at it, and i'd find that really boring ![]() That chair looks so comfey ![]() What's that handle for , oops , you ok jp?![]() ![]() Ok fine you want a go... be my guest ![]()
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Another option, or he only ever had BJ's
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He could suffer from Premature Ejaculation
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Prostate massage leaver....
![]() Ok fine you want a go... be my guest ![]() ![]() I should have known mentioning te poop chute would destroy the tone of the thread
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jp put up a lovely chair, it reclines
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Prostate massage leaver....
![]() Ok fine you want a go... be my guest ![]() ![]() I'll only go on it if it is a vibrating chair , like those hydro bed things |
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So do I . If I'm knackered enough I can recline on a sack of nutty slack without any need for a wee lever to assist me .
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haha
I'll only go on it if it is a vibrating chair , like those hydro bed things
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I'm waiting for the announcement from J that explains that he know's he isn't because he's infertile (so he's happy to sleep around).
![]() *On Heathers instructions goes and gets sledge hammer and pummels Jack* "The wine's just for Heather ok!" ![]() Cops just called . Yep, half past midnight .Dedication . Can't trace that licence plate or any permutation of it, other than to a white van on t'other side of the country . Reckon it's a cloned one being used . Bast@rds . Nothing to do now but get the damn car fixed from our own pockets . Couldn't have come at a worse time financially , but hey ho , nobody died .
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but without being too graphic (OK with being graphic!) if he did, it could have err... dribbled down to her foof.
![]() All it takes is one little adventurous sperm training for Rio to go off piste and whoosh ! he'll be in there causing chaos as his mates lag behind smoking an after-jiggy ciggy in the back alley . One. Little Swimmer . 👶 |
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My hero . 💘
Cops just called . Yep, half past midnight .Dedication . Can't trace that licence plate or any permutation of it, other than to a white van on t'other side of the country . Reckon it's a cloned one being used . Bast@rds . Nothing to do now but get the damn car fixed from our own pockets . Couldn't have come at a worse time financially , but hey ho , nobody died .Some twits who can't drive in car with fake plates , utter sh*tes. Sorry to hear that. |
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I should have known mentioning te poop chute would destroy the tone of the thread
![]() This lot , tut tut tut .
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. Nothing to do now but get the damn car fixed from our own pockets . Couldn't have come at a worse time financially , but hey ho , nobody died .