Lani honey, love you to bits but please do this via PM .👍

He's not even as popular as Pete Wickes???

It's already sorted....this was earlier on

Thats more of our friends

Mine... http://www.theancestraltrail.com/Ima...loody+Claw.jpg

Oh I like a bit of brick laying myself . I'm quite keen on DIY in general .
4 years ago (or 5 ) hubby bought me a set of a drill and a jig saw (not the puzzle jigsaw, the cutting tool) . Best Christmas gift EVER ! I practically orgasmed .
We have a huge wood yard near us and I love LOVE love going there . I could sit and inhale the new wood smell for ages .I have a wander round plotting things I could use this wood or that wood for . Heaven 👼 . I take ages doing projects but I get there .👍

thank you Bangle.

Has SAD changed her twitter profile pic back to blonde because JIM's new 'friend' is blonde?

Now why would she do that, she's over him. (big rolls eyes)

The perfect partner!

You couldn't make this up, Rotti she has!

Oh Jesus , my eyes MY EYES !!! WTF .

Now Plumbing...I could hold a conversation on that. I know my elbows from my straight couplers.
I have a complete toolbox, pliers, hammer, little saw thing, mitre block, Ryobi drill and screwdriver thingy.

my three favourite possessions are my tree loppers, my mitre saw and my yanky driver.

I'm a dab hand at anything practical.

Nice reply to JiM:

Poisoned Ivy ‏@Pois0nedivy · 27m

@JiM Time to sack the 'Tour Manager' aye @Rayzer1969 😒 You had one job 🙈

hey he's not THAT in touch... but I know someone else who was. once.

😐

Good girl .
💋

I thought that was you, bangle

I don't want to know what Beckham does in his spare time

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/k...y-knickers.png or if you're not into frills http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225...cmslobQFgA.jpg

Toolbox ? Pfft , you are an amateur .
I'VE got a tool cupboard . Built by myself obv (Heather buffs her manky nails and looks smug ) .
I nearly cried when my nearest B&Q closed down .
But plumbing you can have . Not my forté and after what will forever be known in our gaff as The Great Flood that we had in our last house (old washing machine connection came undone overnight) I have a phobia of plumbing things . Got up to 3 inches of water on the ground floor .

Memory lane tonight . At a BBQ our neighbour got rather pissed and nipped home only to return wearing nothing but an elephant thong and flip flops .
Traumatised .

blimey , you are MY KIND OF WOMAN H
Can you lift heavy things ?
You scare the hell out of me, but i'll learn ........

I'm deeply offended! It's you who has been posting the cross dressing rumours about me on my facebook page isn't it! Your age and sex aare the same here as it is there, you're caught out now curry breath

You know what they say about the rural places .......
it's all going on there you know

Tour Manager ?
Where does he tour ?Pubs and Clubs !
Jimbob should grow up and sort himself out.