Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“he may be too busy moving any money around,
”
“he may be too busy moving any money around,
”
That won't last, jack, he's not making many appearances
Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.
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Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“SAD has said that they were 'trying for a baby, that Jimmy wanted a baby "
Obviously that is what SHE'S saying, because we've heard nothing from him, i think they may just have got drunk and it could have been drunk talk being together forever bull that teens do when they think this is THE ONE, and nothing else matters. Or she's lying and she just forgot to take her pill and didn't tell him”
“SAD has said that they were 'trying for a baby, that Jimmy wanted a baby "
Obviously that is what SHE'S saying, because we've heard nothing from him, i think they may just have got drunk and it could have been drunk talk being together forever bull that teens do when they think this is THE ONE, and nothing else matters. Or she's lying and she just forgot to take her pill and didn't tell him
”
I remember the task in CBB when JiM had to look after 2 babies for the day. He joked to SaD, "Are these our babies?". In SaD's head, that meant that they should be trying.
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“oh yes i agree , they were out of it a lot
I think it was all an accident, now she's saying how wonderful it all is, because this is her normal now, it's all a bloody shock to Jimbob !”
“oh yes i agree , they were out of it a lot
I think it was all an accident, now she's saying how wonderful it all is, because this is her normal now, it's all a bloody shock to Jimbob !”
It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Mine's been a couple of days, but sill hanging on a bit can possibly take a bit longer with some people, nem
”
“Mine's been a couple of days, but sill hanging on a bit can possibly take a bit longer with some people, nem
”
Have you had a scan to check out your dodgy belly yet? SaD has one at home you can borrow
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
Wait until the actual birth strikes home! I can see her screaming for a Caesarean Section or an Epidural
and if her Wizard's Sleeve is big now its' going to get a lot bigger for a while 
Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“on a lighter note Jack
how long did your dodgy tummy last?
as I think mr nem is now trying to take a bit of advantage.....”
“on a lighter note Jack
how long did your dodgy tummy last?
as I think mr nem is now trying to take a bit of advantage.....
”
Nasty for two days , less nasty for the next two, then a bit wobbly but on the mend over the next day or two .
Print that timetable out and tell him to stop malingering or I'll put on my sexy matron outfit and come round to sort him out .👍
http://imgur.com/kAKH9Ol
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“Have you had a scan to check out your dodgy belly yet? SaD has one at home you can borrow”
“Have you had a scan to check out your dodgy belly yet? SaD has one at home you can borrow
”
I wouldn't touch her with yours, bangle
EVIL !!!! 😈
Heather's smashed your Satan picture
*I just thought you'd better know*
she went 👉👉👉👉👉
i'm off 🏃
Heather's smashed your Satan picture
*I just thought you'd better know*
she went 👉👉👉👉👉
i'm off 🏃
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
er .......... if i was lying, a week (to help Mr Nem)
truth = 4 days till appetite getting closer back to normal
Is he trying it on or not?”
“
er .......... if i was lying, a week (to help Mr Nem
)truth = 4 days till appetite getting closer back to normal
Is he trying it on or not?
”
oh ok let him off
3rd day been a bit more demanding .... requesting Lucozade, dry toast, Game of Thrones box set & cheese & onion crisps
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“I wouldn't touch her with yours, bangle”
“I wouldn't touch her with yours, bangle
”
Mine fell off years ago mate
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
She'll be stuck at home with Ma helping forever
In that respect she will have something in common with Sammy, he's also got his GF's mother breathing down his neck and can't shake her off
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Nasty for two days , less nasty for the next two, then a bit wobbly but on the mend over the next day or two .
Print that timetable out and tell him to stop malingering or I'll put on my sexy matron outfit and come round to sort him out .👍
http://imgur.com/kAKH9Ol”
“Nasty for two days , less nasty for the next two, then a bit wobbly but on the mend over the next day or two .
Print that timetable out and tell him to stop malingering or I'll put on my sexy matron outfit and come round to sort him out .👍
http://imgur.com/kAKH9Ol”
ha he'd probably like that
Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“oh ok let him off
3rd day been a bit more demanding .... requesting Lucozade, dry toast, Game of Thrones box set & cheese & onion crisps”
“oh ok let him off
3rd day been a bit more demanding .... requesting Lucozade, dry toast, Game of Thrones box set & cheese & onion crisps
”
Lucozade , good for sugar levelsDry toast, ok , his appetites coming back
Crisps............he's taking the p*** quite frankly.
I'm only just getting my appetite back, but not completely yet.
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“She'll be stuck at home with Ma helping forever
In that respect she will have something in common with Sammy, he's also got his GF's mother breathing down his neck and can't shake her off”
“She'll be stuck at home with Ma helping forever
In that respect she will have something in common with Sammy, he's also got his GF's mother breathing down his neck and can't shake her off”
Its' all going to work out fine as her Mummy and her Daddy will be taking the new little cash cow to stage school for round two
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“ Lucozade , good for sugar levels
Dry toast, ok , his appetites coming back
Crisps............he's taking the p*** quite frankly.
I'm only just getting my appetite back, but not completely yet.”
“
Lucozade , good for sugar levelsDry toast, ok , his appetites coming back
Crisps............he's taking the p*** quite frankly.
I'm only just getting my appetite back, but not completely yet.”
yep just what I thought when he said cheese & onion crisps
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
“It's all pretend on her part, she is still shocked and gutted, at the loss of her partying ways, and the fact she is now going to be a single mum with no JiM on the scene.”
Being just a rather pathetic statistic won't suit her .She is speshul y'know.
There's the handsome mySam having a ball , enjoying life and getting decent bookings , while she is confined to barracks , or under surveillance from every quarter and unable to party or find or pursue work .Sat day after day trashing an ex who just doesn't give a shit .
She must look back to 7 months ago and weep at her stupidity .
Soz, I mean she must look back and weep at how dat dere nasty Irish bloke led her astray and ruined her life . (phew, I nearly expected Sad to accept some blame there, silly Heather
) Right , I'm for bed guys , night all .🙋
SAD's perfect ending: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...3390526523.jpg
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Being just a rather pathetic statistic won't suit her .She is speshul y'know.
There's the handsome mySam having a ball , enjoying life and getting decent bookings , while she is confined to barracks , or under surveillance from every quarter and unable to party or find or pursue work .Sat day after day trashing an ex who just doesn't give a shit .
She must look back to 7 months ago and weep at her stupidity .
Soz, I mean she must look back and weep at how dat dere nasty Irish bloke led her astray and ruined her life . (phew, I nearly expected Sad to accept some blame there, silly Heather)
Right , I'm for bed guys , night all .🙋”
“Being just a rather pathetic statistic won't suit her .She is speshul y'know.
There's the handsome mySam having a ball , enjoying life and getting decent bookings , while she is confined to barracks , or under surveillance from every quarter and unable to party or find or pursue work .Sat day after day trashing an ex who just doesn't give a shit .
She must look back to 7 months ago and weep at her stupidity .
Soz, I mean she must look back and weep at how dat dere nasty Irish bloke led her astray and ruined her life . (phew, I nearly expected Sad to accept some blame there, silly Heather
) Right , I'm for bed guys , night all .🙋”
Night Night sleep tight!
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“Mine fell off years ago mate”
“Mine fell off years ago mate
”
Och you can borrow Jack's .
run hev 🏃💨
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“SAD's perfect ending: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...3390526523.jpg”
“SAD's perfect ending: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...3390526523.jpg”
...........will never happen
Willy wiggler has high standards with women doesn't he?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-Thompson.html
Still an upgrade from SAD though I reckon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-Thompson.html
Still an upgrade from SAD though I reckon
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Och you can borrow Jack's .
run hev 🏃💨”
“Och you can borrow Jack's .
run hev 🏃💨”
Bad Timing H
I was just handing these out 🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
You are NOT having one so
and just because i don't PUT IT ABOUT ......doesn't mean it's not fully CAPABLE
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