That toy box is horrible.
Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.
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Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“where's this ? Twitter photo ?
trying to keep up H
On Instagram that organic cotton stuffed toy thing looks like it's been tossed around and chewed by Jimbob's dogs
Looks a bit scarey , not an obvious anything .
Is it a mouse ? a bear ? a cat ? elephant ? That would scare any kid.”
“where's this ? Twitter photo ?
trying to keep up H
On Instagram that organic cotton stuffed toy thing looks like it's been tossed around and chewed by Jimbob's dogs
Looks a bit scarey , not an obvious anything .Is it a mouse ? a bear ? a cat ? elephant ? That would scare any kid.”
I thought it was creepy, ugly looking teddy too, not a cute at all
Having SAD as a mother will be much scarier though 
Here's a thought will the family move to make space for the new addition?
They've already converted the garage, maybe a loft extension?
They've already converted the garage, maybe a loft extension?
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Hahaha, there's always an exception to the rule .”
“Hahaha, there's always an exception to the rule .
”
so did I....for both of my kids!!
maybe you're the strange one hev
Originally Posted by dome:
“Here's a thought will the family move to make space for the new addition?
They've already converted the garage, maybe a loft extension?”
“Here's a thought will the family move to make space for the new addition?
They've already converted the garage, maybe a loft extension?”
Who can pay for it?
Don't worry about the picture of my dad it can repair and hang itself.
I'm still saying 'if' but as it's her with the birth she's going to have three options. A to posh
to push birth, an emergency cesarean or a marathon labour sesion "but it's ok it was worth it for this sweet little bundle of freshness". *GAG*
I'm going to say that she says that the nurses and midwives where fantastic at first and then later on sells an exclusive to a mag describing how awful they were.
I'm still saying 'if' but as it's her with the birth she's going to have three options. A to posh
to push birth, an emergency cesarean or a marathon labour sesion "but it's ok it was worth it for this sweet little bundle of freshness". *GAG*I'm going to say that she says that the nurses and midwives where fantastic at first and then later on sells an exclusive to a mag describing how awful they were.
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Who can pay for it?”
“Who can pay for it?”
They used her money for the conversion, so she'll have to.
Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“I thought it was creepy, ugly looking teddy too, not a cute at all Having SAD as a mother will be much scarier though ”
“I thought it was creepy, ugly looking teddy too, not a cute at all
Having SAD as a mother will be much scarier though ”
Those are fashionable though . Babies are odd little creatures and take to strange things . I found a batch of curly cream and grey wool in a charidee shop and I'm going to knit some of those floppy lamb/mouse type soft toys . Babies seem to love them more than the bright bells and whistles colourful toys .
This type of thing
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kn...U6VTUZq9e6M%3A
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“so did I....for both of my kids!!
maybe you're the strange one hev
”
“so did I....for both of my kids!!
maybe you're the strange one hev
”
I did to, but we didn't choose them before 8 months. I also had to take into account the surname they would be attached to.
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“so did I....for both of my kids!!
maybe you're the strange one hev
”
“so did I....for both of my kids!!
maybe you're the strange one hev
”
Well yes , that's a given . (sigh)
But everyone round me must be strange too ,
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Don't worry about the picture of my dad it can repair and hang itself.
I'm still saying 'if' but as it's her with the birth she's going to have three options. A to posh to push birth, an emergency cesarean or a marathon labour sesion "but it's ok it was worth it for this sweet little bundle of freshness". *GAG*
I'm going to say that she says that the nurses and midwives where fantastic at first and then later on sells an exclusive to a mag describing how awful they were.”
“Don't worry about the picture of my dad it can repair and hang itself.
I'm still saying 'if' but as it's her with the birth she's going to have three options. A to posh
to push birth, an emergency cesarean or a marathon labour sesion "but it's ok it was worth it for this sweet little bundle of freshness". *GAG*I'm going to say that she says that the nurses and midwives where fantastic at first and then later on sells an exclusive to a mag describing how awful they were.”
I must say , your dad is a handsome devil .
Hot hot hot .I'd sizzle on his sausage any day .
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well yes , that's a given . (sigh)
But everyone round me must be strange too ,”
“Well yes , that's a given . (sigh)
But everyone round me must be strange too ,
”
Quoting myself to show that Sad is not the only one who can shift responsibility .
See , it's everyone around me's fault . They made me strange
Woe is me etc etc
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Those are fashionable though . Babies are odd little creatures and take to strange things . I found a batch of curly cream and grey wool in a charidee shop and I'm going to knit some of those floppy lamb/mouse type soft toys . Babies seem to love them more than the bright bells and whistles colourful toys .
This type of thing
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kn...U6VTUZq9e6M%3A”
“Those are fashionable though . Babies are odd little creatures and take to strange things . I found a batch of curly cream and grey wool in a charidee shop and I'm going to knit some of those floppy lamb/mouse type soft toys . Babies seem to love them more than the bright bells and whistles colourful toys .
This type of thing
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kn...U6VTUZq9e6M%3A”
Just like the wee knitted man on the Dogs Trust advert
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I must say , your dad is a handsome devil .
Hot hot hot .I'd sizzle on his sausage any day .”
“I must say , your dad is a handsome devil .
Hot hot hot .I'd sizzle on his sausage any day .
”
Ok who let Heather drink the cleaning fluids!
Originally Posted by dome:
“I did to, but we didn't choose them before 8 months. I also had to take into account the surname they would be attached to.”
“I did to, but we didn't choose them before 8 months. I also had to take into account the surname they would be attached to.
”
That wouldn't apply in this case. I imagine Baby Harry or Baby Mary will be given a different surname every time she meats a new bloke.
She truly is a fruitloop! https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaZxmbhOzi/
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“That wouldn't apply in this case. I imagine Baby Harry or Baby Mary will be given a different surname every time she meats a new bloke.”
“That wouldn't apply in this case. I imagine Baby Harry or Baby Mary will be given a different surname every time she meats a new bloke.”
Is that.
a typo,
a freudian slip ,
or a dirty innuendo .
YOU decide !
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“She truly is a fruitloop! https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaZxmbhOzi/
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓”
“She truly is a fruitloop! https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaZxmbhOzi/
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓”
I thought she was freshly going out to enjoy fresh company and fresh OJ in a lovely fresh establishment in fresh Liverpool .
1/-------Why is she head banging in a pukey puce dressing gown .
2/-------Does someone they know have a dressing gown shop ?
Blue ones, spotty ones, pukey ones,furry ones, white ones , hearty heart ones .
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Ok who let Heather drink the cleaning fluids!”
“Ok who let Heather drink the cleaning fluids!
”
Listen pal . Bung in an olive, an umbrella and a twisty straw and anything goes .
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“She truly is a fruitloop! https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaZxmbhOzi/
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓”
“She truly is a fruitloop! https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaZxmbhOzi/
Ridiculous pout ✓
Face done up like a prostitute ✓
Hide belly from camera ✓
Nod like a dog ✓”
Doesn't she realise how daft she looks
"Loved laughing with this bunch today.... @kellymarielovelady and @jameslovelady enjoying there grown up coffees ... Then I'm sat with daisy... Filling in the kids menu with crayons and eating ice cream for desert hahaha😂 I put the chocolate all over my face for a laugh by the way Hahahah I'm not that messy😂 hope I'll be a good mum ha I've got daisy and this lot laughing😋😊❤️❤️ love my fave loveladys❤️❤️ xxx"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaYBV-Bh1J/?hl=en
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Is that.
a typo,
a freudian slip ,
or a dirty innuendo .
YOU decide !”
“Is that.
a typo,
a freudian slip ,
or a dirty innuendo .
YOU decide !”
From a landline call.....
Why the hell is she sitting in her goonie nodding like a demented strange person?? And the video of them eating icecream with her extreme close up - she isn't getting any better is she?
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“I have to admit to choosing baby names by the time I was about 4 months.”
“I have to admit to choosing baby names by the time I was about 4 months.”
Me too, if not earlier! But I changed my mind with my second, having diligently cross-stitched the chosen name onto cutesy little samplers, it just didn't suddenly feel right. Bah.
Those two IGs are really weird
Does she realise pregnancy doesn't make you act like that?
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“He could have a more severe form , jack lasting a fortnight”
“He could have a more severe form , jack lasting a fortnight
”
I think Mr Nem could be bedridden for at least a month !
Perhaps i could suggest the entire Dexter series ?
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