Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.

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jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“speaking of looney toons.....was half watching BB on plus 1 while trying to find my passport....looks like there are a few in the house, Hugie was following Andy round saying rubbish, Chealse going on and on about the thickness of pancakes, Charlie talking her only topic of conversation Jason....they need a task to occupy them.”

they do need a task
but that was Saturday night's antics, so we'll have to wait until ? i don't know
They nominate Tuesday ?

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Quoting myself to show that Sad is not the only one who can shift responsibility .
See , it's everyone around me's fault . They made me strange
Woe is me etc etc”

EVIL plotting, must be
He's been far too quiet recently.
Check under all the sofas

auroora

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“they do need a task
but that was Saturday night's antics, so we'll have to wait until ? i don't know
They nominate Tuesday ?”

Who wants pancakes?

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Don't worry about the picture of my dad it can repair and hang itself.

I'm still saying 'if' but as it's her with the birth she's going to have three options. A to posh to push birth, an emergency cesarean or a marathon labour sesion "but it's ok it was worth it for this sweet little bundle of freshness". *GAG*

I'm going to say that she says that the nurses and midwives where fantastic at first and then later on sells an exclusive to a mag describing how awful they were.”

She might stop everyone every few minutes to take selfies, having applied layers and layers of makeup, perhaps she'll ensure the right LIGHTING is brought in so she looks better too for the photos.

Cue photos of wrist i.d. when she goes into hospital
puke.

nemesisis

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“OOOH , just read this across the way

Did anyone else see Lateysha in that C5 show 'Botched up Bodies' where she went to see a surgeon as there was something wrong with her bum?
From what I remember she'd been on holiday in Miami, got introduced to a woman who offered to give her a bum enlargement injection in a hotel room. She wanted the surgeon to remove whatever it was that was injected as it was causing her problems .
But she didn't even know what it was. She never asked the bum injector what it was either. Could have been cooking fat for all she knew. Silly girl. In the end the surgeon said it had spread too much and so theres nothing he could do.
So her bum is not natural after all.

Plus apparently she's had breast implants . Bad ones in my opinion .
Gone right off her now . I assumed she was all natural .”

...words fail

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by auroora:
“Who wants pancakes?”

me please,
I LOVE PANCAKES
with blueberries ?

nemesisis

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by auroora:
“Who wants pancakes?”

how thick are they?

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Does that mean she worked in a call centre and she's got fake boobs and a fake @rse.”

probably
I have gone off Letishya and Andy now in one night
The only one i even like a little bit now is Emma looney tree hugger who named a moth Spartacus. I am going mad.

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“how thick are they? ”

The pancakes ?
or the HMs

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“No he wouldn't he's Irish, they can emigrate quite easily to the States.”

Lighten up , i was joking
Even so, he can only go on holiday visa
, he can't live there, he'd have to be sponsored to work there , even though he is Irish , i could be wrong though.

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I can't even see that . I've never thought him an overly sexual person , despite all the bullshine in BB . His description of what he'd do to Sad in bed was mind bogglingly immature and physically just not possible . Like something a 10 year old boy would say . Even the girl he first cheated on Sad with said he was a crap lover with no finesse . She said he takes quite a while for his engine to warm up and for his hydraulics to kick in (boy did I clean that up ,) .
A gigolo needs to be ready for action as and when required , and needs to know the little tricks that please the customers and give value for money . Asking them to focus on rubbing his nips may not go down too well .”

I think he's been with lots of girls because none of THEM want to go with him twice

he didn't get a good report card from the onenight stands he had from his PAs did he.
He was bit fumbly and sounded very inexperienced, he's the one that's all mouth and no knickers.

Heatherbell

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by auroora:
“Who wants pancakes?”

Extra thick for me please .👍
Many thanks .

Rottilargo

03-07-2016

BFF tweeted this to SAD: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmeUq2OXEAAsP9-.jpg

SAD's replied: @kellymariestewa "haha this is me... Sleepy head😂🙈💤💤 xxx"

Why's she moaning about being tired when she's unemployed and sits on her arse all day? Most pregnant women have to work or have other kids to look after.

nemesisis

03-07-2016

they used to set good tasks ....todays look rubbish

they could all be asked to walk around with one of Jason's shirts on think Charlie would like that one

or tidy up the bathroom ....the state of it (shudders)
or maybe challenge Alex to do something interesting !!!

Heatherbell

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“...words fail ”

I read a story last year about a girl who did exactly that scenario .....motel room in Miami, she'd no idea what the stuff was and admitted she didn't really care. She wanted a Niki Minaj bum .
Turned out it was gap filler . That stuff that comes in big tubes and costs just £1 , used to fill in gaps round windows and door frames . Sets hard and can be painted over after 2 days (this I know cos we used two tubes during the recent decorating/fixing things binge ). Anyway it became toxic and she died despite major surgery to attempt to remove it . My God, these young girls are insane and it keeps on happening .

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Extra thick for me please .👍
Many thanks .”

Why did i know you were going to say that

nemesisis

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“BFF tweeted this to SAD: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmeUq2OXEAAsP9-.jpg

SAD's replied: @kellymariestewa "haha this is me... Sleepy head😂🙈💤💤 xxx"

Why's she moaning about being tired when she's unemployed and sits on her arse all day? Most pregnant women have to work or have other kids to look after. ”

exactly she seems to do nothing but eat junk (didn't see anything healthy on todays plate)
she carn't even be bothered to put a brush through her hair

jack_blair

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“they used to set good tasks ....todays look rubbish

they could all be asked to walk around with one of Jason's shirts on think Charlie would like that one
or tidy up the bathroom ....the state of it (shudders)
or maybe challenge Alex to do something interesting !!!”

Alex ...............
He's still in there is he ?
Just where......................

nemesisis

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I read a story last year about a girl who did exactly that scenario .....motel room in Miami, she'd no idea what the stuff was and admitted she didn't really care. She wanted a Niki Minaj bum .
Turned out it was gap filler . That stuff that comes in big tubes and costs just £1 , used to fill in gaps round windows and door frames . Sets hard and can be painted over after 2 days (this I know cos we used two tubes during the recent decorating/fixing things binge ). Anyway it became toxic and she died despite major surgery to attempt to remove it . My God, these young girls are insane and it keeps on happening .”

Cripes...that's awful

jack_blair

03-07-2016

is that a boohoo because not everyone's mushing and gushing back at her on twitter ?
viscious little madam isn't she.

Rottilargo

03-07-2016

Originally Posted by nemesisis:
“exactly she seems to do nothing but eat junk (didn't see anything healthy on todays plate)
she carn't even be bothered to put a brush through her hair”

And don't forget the all the selfies, tweeting, snapchats, etc. it must be exhausting

Heatherbell

04-07-2016

"Growing a human " .............WTAF ?

What a tacky description of pregnancy . Even upduffedness is better than that .

fluffybunyip

04-07-2016

Bleurgh. Pregnancies can be tiring, yes. But she won't even know the meaning of tiredness once the baby's here. Sleepless nights, feeding on demand, no putting herself first anymore. She thinks she's tired now, she won't know what's hit her!

nemesisis

04-07-2016

notice she never says she's tired because she been shopping, cleaning, washing & ironing all weekend...suspect she doesn't do any chores.

Heatherbell

04-07-2016

They were very confusing at times . I didn't get the book one at all

But jason's was a cinch . Someone inform Alex (he's the guy paired with Jason in case the name seems unfamiliar) that you whip using the wrist , not the whole arm . He should know about wrist action connsidering he's a bit of a dry boke wa**er .

Ok, I'm for bed. Night night you lot, and play nicely .🙋

PS, I hope Mr Nem made it back home safely after crawling on his hands and knees to the corner shop for his toast makings and crisps .
Aww bless, poor wee man .

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