Originally Posted by
auroora:
“I will be joining you for that walk jack! I'm flabbergasted! Like wtf
”
Frickin hell , even that wasn't smooth running.
Right -
Park ok, sunny, benches in shade , some in sun
I am very close to a bench that's in the shade,,,,,,,,,so I walk towards it, .....Meanwhile some bloke i notice at bit of a distance appears to be walking towards the bench too, but i am very near it , i see he starts to walk quicker towards said bench as I get to it and sit down,. He then comes up to the bench and tells me rather angrily that
he was walking towards the bench to sit in the shade ,

so can he sit down too.?
Well...........I wanted to sit on my own, its not a long bench, enough for maybe 3 at a squeeze, so
NO bugger off, 
there's other benches in the shade,,, one further away but it is in the shade too. Awkward bugger, so he just sits down ignores me, and he's so sort of close and in my PERSONAL EFFING SPACE

, i get up tutting and walk off.
Grrrr ,nothing's simple is it.