Let's hope Jack gets off the right side of it today otherwise woe betide anyone fancying a quick sarnie in the area. (Makes note to self to avoid any lone characters on park benches).

he's still getting his hooter sorted out then , hope he didn't have one of those collapsed septums

no,
but just used my new kettle again, off to workypoos

actually it is a nice day again today, so i may end up on a bench somewhere,
I will make sure i have two large bags of just STUFF so i can put either side of me on a bench- that'll stop the bench intruders

You could also try muttering to yourself very loudly- that'll definitely keep them at bay.

So Emma has been removed from the Bob house. Must've been after she was put up for noms. Found her a bit weird tbh and a tad bit selfish

No it isn't you muppet .
It has about another 8" of flex neatly concealed underneath . LOOK CAREFULLY AGAIN .

And stop hogging bloody benches .

Not to mention that barsteward Shrien Dewani who had his new wife bumped off rather than admit he is gay .
Do you think it a coincidence Dewani chose to do it in SA where money talks louder than any laws ? Nope . He knew he could manipulate the system .
Corrupt to the core over there and not always to do with race these days .

So is Jacko's . He just hasn't found it yet .

Go for it Missus , you only live once .
Have a ball with the daughters and try not to disgrace them too much .

OOOH , I must go have a look . Catch you all later .

I won't miss Emma's hideous weird voice.

Won't miss her she was full of herself

Hey Hev, got the kettle with flashy blue strip down the side
Funnily enough , auroora said also got a new kettle recently !
That's another to add to the list of us ! ha

There's no extra coil bit under my kettle i'll have you know !
It is a short lead, but it's doing it's job!

Thanks for the recommendation ,
you know your kettles.

oh that one , yes he was a shady dude
I watched the documentary on that , the hotel staff member, the taxi drivers the going off route and stopping in a township, held at gunpoint, then he crops up just wandering about , it was terrible, her poor family.

Hey - i plonked myself down on the bench where i was interrupted yesterday earlier today, and NO DISTURBANCES , ha ! very nice break too it was, so the bench intruder wasn't around today.

Why was she removed from the house ? She was a wolf in sheeps clothing , tree hugging ,saving moths , wouldn't hurt a fly, did she kick off ?

She wanted to leave inside the boyfriend's pocket , real clingy with him wasn't she.
I felt sorry for the guy, he had a chance to be apart from her while she was in the house.

see auroora has a new kettle !

that would be really wierd, that's the sort of thing i can imagine EVIL would do, sorry EVIL , back in your wardrobe

mine's completely uncoiled , perhaps the last was just generous with the lead,this is a lot shorter though. One thing- i didn't expect it to be as shiny, it is very shiney Hev, blindingly shiney

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/state...s-been-removed
Emma has been removed from the Big Brother House for attempting to break out on more than one occasion. Emma was unable to live within the confines of the Big Brother House and abide by the rules and therefore forfeited her place as a housemate.

http://www.enca.com/cartoon/slap-on-the-wrist-for-oscar
As Heather said, it was all just a slap on the wrist for Oscar
white , rich and famous................. we should all have known.

It's easy wiped now and then to keep it shiny .
Besides now you can use it as a shaving mirror .👍
Glad you like it . Hope they last for us .



There is more freakin' cable . If I have to seek out your home and unravel that cable myself I BLOODY WILL !

She's boring anyway . Ryan broke out too . Over no ciggies .

They're all on punishment .
Food removed and replaced with rice and beans.
No hot water .
No electrical appliances .
BUT ,
Andy has a secret task. To convince a number of HMs that Maggie Thatcher invented the iron . My guess he'll bag Ryan, Hughie,Latesha . Poss Sam, Evelyn and Jackson
No doubt he'll win them the food back, appliances on and hot water 24/7 .
And drink of course .🍷🍻

I don't remember seeing any BB footage of any of them breaking out, sounds like Emma's done it a few times, so why haven't we been shown any of this? I may have missed it though

haha, love hearing they've had essentials removed.
As for Andy's task - he would be able to convince that lot , they're not the brightest bunch !

yer yer , you say this but underneath there is no more visible cord Hev

How long a cord do you need, don't you put it near the socket it's plugged into? When unwound completely it's about 30 inches, or have you got the one where they ran out of cord and left it short.

OH loves the blue light, though I did have to tell him how to switch it on