Wastin yer breath . Jack is in mad bench-man mode and won't be told. Unless he needs a 5ft lead . In which case good luck with that Jacko .

bib , I know, it tickles me to see the light . Gotta say though , I don't like the switches for the lid and on/off so close together , but I'll get used to it .

He probably uses it for sex games.

BIB I've got a bench he can have all to himself......bit rickety though, wobbles a lot. Just right for Jack so he can give his head a wobble, stubborn so and so.

Thanks . There's not enough brain bleach in the world to clean up that image .

I have 4 wooden benches in my garden as well as plenty of other seats. No brass plaques though.

Oh good , that'll do him fine well .
He can't have the use of mine anyway . It's stone and I'm not prepared to take the blame if his piles start playing up .

She had a little taste of him and wanted more, if they break out, they should be out, no second chances.

We have one, a new one, I saw about a month ago.

Blimey dome , must be a big garden . We can hold our party there to celebrate Jim's DNA results (be they good or bad) .

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/17202...ype=pla&crdt=0

Now what could we write in 4 lines for him?

Answers on a bench somewhere in UK

I told him last night, as ours has that

On that note , we bought a new plastic storage box for the garden from B&Q in april . We were there for paint but the box was just £18 and I thought "That's a bloody bargain" and grabbed one . Assembled it last month and it's a wee cracker .Then last week we were in B&Q again and it was £42 . Same one, same size . I think someone made a boo-boo in pricing it in April . I feel quite smug now , like I got one over on B&Q for closing my nearest branch .

Keep
Your
Arses
Off Jack's bench .

Not enormous, but it is a good setting for a garden party.

We are having a small one Saturday lunch time, fingers crossed the weather is good.

Snap! Ours closed as well , Heather, first it was Homebase, then B and Q nearest one is a few miles away now. Got the bench in a little garden centre not too far from where we live, went in for the OH to get some fuschia plugs and came out with a bench ( my idea) Jack would like this one

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Insert (the miserable git who doesn't like company on a public bench!)

Her Maj likes Garden parties . Wait a minute, dome your not ??????her!

That would be telling.

No, our garden is a riverside one.

Hev, Rogana shall we gate crash her garden party on Saturday?

He could buy a stick on plaque and take it with him.

I think you need a special invite from B**k House, SP

Balmoral??? has the river got salmon in it? 👑

:
but I'll buy a hat.

Trout.

Fancy calling Rogana a trout......