send the first two to her

It's full
I'll empty it in the Wardrobe, sorry EVIL , budge over , puke incoming ........................

So, she'll not be on your Christmas card list, auroora

oh sh*te - her cards are going to be of her with massive bump
Her poor family,they better brace themselves , she and her little mini-SAD will want to be the centre of attention for ever.

'I would be 100 percent, no, 110 percent, the best dad in the world'. Kid is already going to need a maths tutor.

Best DM comment of the day

F*** no

The only way to know if the baby is SAMs is wait until September if anything pops out. She looks like she was pregnant when she went in the house. I wonder if Sam is a Teeny weeny bit worried.
God help this baby she's a lunatic

I wonder if his girlfriend will be keen on being a Steph Mum at 18 ?

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says it all if she watches that sh*te
couples having s*x on tv,, ........ must have made her reminiss about old times in the CBB house with jimbo

Poor Sam would've been stitched up real bad just when he thought he dodged that bullet! Ss needs to be involved with this one, she's unhinged!

WTF is Alex saying
Can anyone understand his monotone boring voice because i can't
fij;fdsf;f;aslfjds;fojs;flijw;afjefjewl;jfesf

It must be Jimbobs , they probably did it in the house
Would be funny if both Jimbo and Sam had to take DNA tests

Haha no CBB cos they never invited her on the panel so she watches this one instead

I think they both should tbh

It was in the interview.Blame the journalist and if you read between the lines,just smart PR.We call it a hanger in writing.It gives JiM the space to go either way,he states there he will 100% not be a Dad if it is not his but if it is 110% be a great Dad. DNA in otherwords.

It's the maths tutor bit I found funny.

Racist! You seem to have a real thing against scousers. First poor innocent SaD and now fun Alex. Who's next? Coleen Rooney

The size of that bump the kid should be about 3 months old by Christmas, jack.

That's a big bump! Could be anyone's.

No i really haven't, I said SAD embarrasses sousers giving the women a bad name,
and I won't be last to say i can't understand a word Alex is saying, it's not so much his accent, he just mumbles

it'll be at primary school by then

My pulse rate was 70 coming in
It's 70 going out,
i'll take it like a man

Terry Tibbs has left the building looking like Elvis.

Shame.
(loved the Godfather music as he was going to the Diary room)

SAD's scan https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnHYyC6WIAAui9x.jpg

Don't know much about these things but what's the part that's been blanked out

There is a rumour that Colleen is doing IACGMOOH . Or Strictly . One of those .
Can't see it myself , but then again with three kids and never having really had to do anything else with her life she might fancy a challenge and donate any winnings to the charity that supported her little sister who died . She's been with his nibs since school days , and he has allegedly been up to naughties again wiv a TG person , so maybe she might want to carve her own path . The clothes range doesn't count, that was just a vanity project .