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Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well I know you didn't , because unlike Mr Dirty Birdy Jack I can read and comprehend the words I'm reading . Unless it's Sad tweets, those come under the heading of "Unknown Language" .
Anyway , when I lose my projected 8lbs my arse will be perfect. Even more perfect than ever . Jack's just a jellus hater cos little children point at his arse in the street and ask "Mummy, what happened to dat man's bum ? Has it fainted?"
Arse-ism is so last century .”

I was talking about all the fat @rses sitting in your chair when your not there, Heather
Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“he's such a drip i don't think he's interested in anyone other than his reflection and his teeth.”

I just don't think he's all that into her, you can tell, no chemistry
Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“the implication was there Rogana
you know that , don't try and cover yourself now
She'll be LIVID”



who was sitting on Heather's chair?
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Jason and his letter . The first ever from his father .

Modern kids won't ever comprehend the power of the written word on actual paper .
I still have old soppy as hell love letters from an ex , some letters begging me for a second chance from a dirtbag ex, cards from an ex who was later murdered (not by me I might add) and my tweeny/teenage diaries are a hoot . I hoke them out every so often and cringe and laugh my UNfat arse off . I was a bit of a div really .Who knew eh ?
I might post excerpts from my diary some sad silly night .

My favourite , never forgotten self composed poem was to a boy I really really fancied, but he didn't fancy me . Clearly must have been gay , right ? I SAID RIGHT ? ? ?”

I missed that bit about Jason, i hate the letters from home stuff
Jason does always look like he has some pent up anger , scares the sh*te out me

Post up your poem to the boy you fancied, that would be hilarious, we can all laugh at the other Hev, not you obviously because you're not THAT HEV anymore , now your all grown up and do fings like tawk about staff and her badly ritten tweetipoos (with us lot)

,,,, and yer yer , he MUST have been gay not to have fancied you Hev, for sure, yeah I don't just 'think so' ,.... I KNOW SO
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“ hey i never got a ban, because i didn't post cr*p and breach der rulz , but i was getting very close to the mark. I didn't receive a warning either, i'm sure a few did over there !

yer that was wierd too - and don't you start with that nonsense either !
i think they've got their FMs mixed up , stupid. Some strange sh*te there , but i'm passionate about getting Justice for that poor woman Pistopants murdered so brutally, so i don't care about those who try derail a thread, and there's a minority over there who really do not like newbies i can tell you . I don't like feeling i'm talking to a couple of teenagers intent on keeping a thread selective.

The FMs who do talk about the ins and outs of the Trial and all the legalities and evidence i find interesting and engaging. It's gone on for so long, i'd be relieved when /IF Pisto gets a sentence that fits the actual crime he committed , he took a life and devastated a family. It makes my blood boil what he did.”

I know, you were the least provocative , but y'know sometimes it doesn't matter and you get unfairly bopped , so you were lucky there that it wasn't a blanket ban on half a dozen in there . Quite fair moderation this time .

I agree with you on Oscar . Spoiled self-entitled little rich brat . Nowhere no way is 6 years fair for murder. Tilly slept through most of the trial and the rest of the time was spent eating hobnobs in her chambers . Her arrogance is astounding , cheeky mare .
I read the thread , but to participate would be suicide by mod , so nope .
Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Mmm, crisp butties , Cheese n onion or chicken . (drools)”

I've got no crisps! I could always run to the 24 hr. Asda its' only a few miles away.

Oh Forgot OH just bought a new box of Pringles
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“

who was sitting on Heather's chair?”

er........................er ......................
ask her.......sitting over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I know, you were the least provocative , but y'know sometimes it doesn't matter and you get unfairly bopped , so you were lucky there that it wasn't a blanket ban on half a dozen in there . Quite fair moderation this time .

I agree with you on Oscar . Spoiled self-entitled little rich brat . Nowhere no way is 6 years fair for murder. Tilly slept through most of the trial and the rest of the time was spent eating hobnobs in her chambers . Her arrogance is astounding , cheeky mare .
I read the thread , but to participate would be suicide by mod , so nope .”

She did sleep through that trial, she was fasttracked to Judge in such a short period of time, inexperienced and was out of her depth with this Trial. How she could have made errors in Law the first time, , she's supposed to know that stuff , one would think and now given the murderer a pathetic low sentence only a year more for Murder than she gave him for a less serious conviction It was complete injustice. I am relieved the State are Appealing , Nel didn't get his name bull-dog for nothing.

I have full admiration Nel, i think he's just a brilliant lawyer to watch in action, and gets pennies working for the State compared to Roux the Defence Lawyer who works privately. I think i read that Roux gets about 1500 a day ,or something stupid like that. Pisto's family must be furious with him - because he has no money now,.

If you posted a comment on the current situation with the Appeal, i'm sure you wouldn't say anything that most don't also feel , but you have to have padding on your head at times, or they'll be 'incoming'
Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“er........................er ......................
ask her.......sitting over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>”

Who is she? never saw her before
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“I missed that bit about Jason, i hate the letters from home stuff
Jason does always look like he has some pent up anger , scares the sh*te out me

Post up your poem to the boy you fancied, that would be hilarious, we can all laugh at the other Hev, not you obviously because you're not THAT HEV anymore , now your all grown up and do fings like tawk about staff and her badly ritten tweetipoos (with us lot)

,,,, and yer yer , he MUST have been gay not to ahve fancied you Hev, for sure, yeah ”

Don't you dare poke fun at my romantic failures , you heartless creature .


💔💘 I must not say I love you, cos you're someone else's guy.
I cannot run to you with a teardrop in my eye.
(wtf is that about Hev ?)
I cannot let my face light up when someone speaks your name .
You're someone else's sweetheart but I love you just the same 💔💘.




Don't judge me harshly . I was a 13 year old convent girl and he was a stud muffin from the other side of the tracks . I'm sure there's a country and western song in there somewhere . All twangy geetars and soulful wailing . Truly emosh .
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Who is she? never saw her before ”

i really don't know
but great legs
Is that Lily ?
Is she carrying a banjo ? what is that thing ?
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“I've got no crisps! I could always run to the 24 hr. Asda its' only a few miles away.

Oh Forgot OH just bought a new box of Pringles ”

Oh Rogana , you cruel cruel tease .


On the plus side there's a fresh cream doughnut in the fridge with my name on it . (not literally obv )
Well, 57p for two in Tesco , t'would be rude not to buy them .
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Don't you dare poke fun at my romantic failures , you heartless creature .


💔💘 I must not say I love you, cos you're someone else's guy.
I cannot run to you with a teardrop in my eye.
(wtf is that about Hev ?)
I cannot let my face light up when someone speaks your name .
You're someone else's sweetheart but I love you just the same 💔💘.




Don't judge me harshly . I was a 13 year old convent girl and he was a stud muffin from the other side of the tracks . I'm sure there's a country and western song in there somewhere . All twangy geetars and soulful wailing . Truly emosh . ”


https://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...sIU1rrzoiu.gif

You can't run to him with a teardrop in your eye ?
Weren't they like sherbert lemon sweets ? Why would you have a sweet in your eye
It's great ! Good you kept that !


Hey for 13 that's pretty normal , but convent girl , slap your hand ,
You convent girls are wild , not at 13, bit older than that, like by 3/4 years
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“i really don't know
but great legs
Is that Lily ?
Is she carrying a banjo ? what is that thing ?”

Lily does have great legs , but you're looking at a dining chair . Get your specs on .
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Oh Rogana , you cruel cruel tease .


On the plus side there's a fresh cream doughnut in the fridge with my name on it . (not literally obv )
Well, 57p for two in Tesco , t'would be rude not to buy them .”

diet gone then
Full of it you
Stop it , stop it now
Think of the starving etc perhaps?
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Lily does have great legs , but you're looking at a dining chair . Get your specs on . ”

oh f**** not again

** where are my glasses ** ?

EVIL ? where are my glasses ?
jack_blair
22-07-2016
wait............it's ok
I don't wear glasses
Phew, worried for nothing then
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
https://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...sIU1rrzoiu.gif

You can't run to him with a teardrop in your eye ?
Weren't they like sherbert lemon sweets ? Why would you have a sweet in your eye
It's great ! Good you kept that !


Hey for 13 that's pretty normal , but convent girl , slap your hand ,
You convent girls are wild , not at 13, bit older than that, like by 3/4 years”

I thought it spoke from my sweet little broken 13 yr old heart .
Anyway he was a right little shit and he got my 15 yr old mate upduffed and it was a huge scandal , so I dodged a bullet there .
Jebus look at the time
A pearl of wisdom from Hev before she attacks that fresh cream doughnut and trudges off to bed ,

"some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"
QFT .(nods wisely)

Goodnight Rogana and Jack and anyone else still around lurking as lurkers do
🙋
jack_blair
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I thought it spoke from my sweet little broken 13 yr old heart .
Anyway he was a right little shit and he got my 15 yr old mate upduffed and it was a huge scandal , so I dodged a bullet there .
Jebus look at the time
A pearl of wisdom from Hev before she attacks that fresh cream doughnut and trudges off to bed ,

"some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"
QFT .(nods wisely)

Goodnight Rogana and Jack and anyone else still around lurking as lurkers do
🙋”

DID HE
You did skip a bullet there,
Did he have neck tattoos ?

** off to Somerset House tomorrow to check Jimbob's family tree**

It was poor wee Hev heartbroken,now off to bedibobs.
..................your all mended now.

DO NOT TOUCH THE DOUGHNUT --YOU DOUGHNUT
SP15
22-07-2016
Morning all,

Hev you brought a tear to my eye, not your teenage angst poem the thought that you ate that cream doughnut and broke your diet.

have a good day all, enjoy F1 Evil.
dome
22-07-2016
Ahhh Heather, we've all been there in our innocent youth.

So sweet.
Rogana Josh
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Don't you dare poke fun at my romantic failures , you heartless creature .


💔💘 I must not say I love you, cos you're someone else's guy.
I cannot run to you with a teardrop in my eye.
(wtf is that about Hev ?)
I cannot let my face light up when someone speaks your name .
You're someone else's sweetheart but I love you just the same 💔💘.




Don't judge me harshly . I was a 13 year old convent girl and he was a stud muffin from the other side of the tracks . I'm sure there's a country and western song in there somewhere . All twangy geetars and soulful wailing . Truly emosh . ”

A first love is always the worst , Heather.
Deb Arkle
22-07-2016
I like your poem, it's sweet!
itsy bitsy
22-07-2016
Anyone got a tissue...I'm welling up.

BTW I always found that stud muffins who knew they were stud muffins were the worst. I steered clear of them like the plague. A few lovey dovey words. a flash of their pearlie whites , and a bag of jelly babies and they presumed you were theirs. Didn't wash with me. I was a tough nut to crack back in those days.
Heatherbell
22-07-2016
Originally Posted by itsy bitsy:
“Anyone got a tissue...I'm welling up.

BTW I always found that stud muffins who knew they were stud muffins were the worst. I steered clear of them like the plague. A few lovey dovey words. a flash of their pearlie whites , and a bag of jelly babies and they presumed you were theirs. Didn't wash with me. I was a tough nut to crack back in those days. ”

You got jelly babies ? I'm well jell .Och you wee liar, I bet you were a right little goer pursuing every stud muffin in a 20 mile radius .

♥"The heart wants what the heart wants" ♥ I think it was Wallis Simpson wot said that . You know, her wot stole Edward the 8th and called the Queen mum "The fat cook's daughter" , naughty woman .
Churchill didn't like her much . When someone said about Wallis (wtte) "Aww , she's a little cutie" Winston responded "Possibly , but we don't want a Queen Cutie thank you very much ".
Anyway , she wasn't a cutie. Thin as a rake and hard faced . In my opinion .
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