Is she playing the banjo?

💌 I couldn't buy you chocolates, so I just bought you a Snickers,
because I really fancy you and just want in your kn*ck*rs

14 year old boy's love poem to his object of desire

Yikes.....you been reading my diary?

This wasn't how you wooed your other half I hope.

No, that was more romantic and I was older than 14 , itsy

I didn't say that was my poem either , itsy

Well it's straight to the point and very honest .I like that actually .

You should use that on itsy . It's all over DS that she's quite a little goer . I can't think how her fame spread . (backs slowly out of the room) .

Did anyone notice Jayne getting knocked unconscious by a sponge in that bridge building task last night. Jackson threw a water soaked sponge at her(part of the task) and she fell into the pool and appeared to be unconscious. Paramedics were called immediately, she said it hit her in the windpipe, and she was taken to hospital.
I wonder if that constitutes a workplace accident, because it was part of a task and she could maybe claim them for thousands

Thank goodness for that! It was the fact you 'blushed' that kind of gave me the idea it might have been your handiwork especially as you knew the age of the writer. But I'm guessing now that you were blushing because of the of it. I'm jolly glad I never received a poem like that. Can't stand snickers.

I didn't send it, Heather I just 'composed' it

It wasn't easy to find something to rhyme with Mars Bar

I'll never look at another snickers again......after I've ate the 4 that are in my choccy corner.

Shooting at shopping centre in Germany - now! on News.

In Munich.

Oh Gosh....just put the news on now

It was on BBC , spangly, now on Sky and Euronews. They think several people dead.
What is going on in our world?

Now there's been a report of a second shooting at a Munich Metro station.

Just saw it, spangly, what evil has been unleashed on our countries? this is so sad.
Bring people in with no identity you don't know what you're bringing in.

Angela Merkel and her bloody (literally these days) open door policy .
People gearing up for the weekend in Munich getting hit with this shit . Sickening .

She will live to regret this , Heather, not unless she's stupid.

Jackson's wet sponge hit Jayne on the right side of her helmet, she then 'fell' into the pool, kept her head above water and also kept herself afloat by moving her arms and legs. Quite an achievement for an unconscious woman.

Although I have written that post, Lily, what I saw was the same as you. I did see her moving her arms and legs, but she said she was hit in the windpipe???

Sam was throwing sponges with a lot more force than Jackson.

Reports of three gunmen involved in Munich shooting. Multiple deaths.

A lot of the news channels have conflicting news as they are publishing reports from social media.

I simply cannot get my head round her thinking on this . She is so determined to force as many people as possible into countries already squeaking and struggling financially and in their infrastructures under the avalanche . It's almost like a tin foil hat style conspiracy where she is really on some sort of crusade to eliminate any individuality in any country in Europe . Well I'm sorry , but for me and many others our past and our roots and our independence is more important than her dream of some sort of Utopia where money grows on trees, houses magically appear at the wave of a hand and everyone is linking arms round the camp fires singing Kumbaya . Stupid mare .

She's an idiot to think everybody's equal we all have the same, does she not realise some people will always want more than others and why should we give away to people who hate us everything our grandparents worked for on our behalf. Are they not getting enough money in overseas aid or is that all being distributed between greedy leaders of corrupt countries.

Well I thought about this last night . You are right of course , she did get bopped on the head , but it was one hell of a whack and I think it jolted the helmet strap into her windpipe . So she was likely telling the truth about her windpipe taking a hit . Plus she was just stunned and shocked , NOT unconscious , so she did the automatic thing with her arms to stay afloat . Did she milk it ? Yep. But at the same time it was a hell of a whack she took .
I'm not keen on Jayne as a person but she is tireless in fundraising for Dementia research and helping families deal with dementia . Even her kiss and tell (such as it was) involved the pap fee going to Dementia research . Can't knock her (no pun intended ) for that kind of dedication .