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Old 23-07-2016, 18:54
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EXCELLENT ! 🚑 Let me fetch my tool box .
Got a new set of carpet knives from Poundland in there . Ok , it's a crappy plastic set and basically disposable after one use but it's only jack and he won't be wearing bikinis so a raggedy scar on his beer belly won't scupper his modeling career .
I have a plastic sheet left over from decorating too , so that'll be useful . Blood stains are notoriously difficult to remove, and Mel's so bloomin' precious about that chaze .
ok so it's bit of a beer gut , but only slight fgs - EVIL's jumped to conclusions
but this is getting worrying, preparing for some sort of surgery............😷..

On second thoughts....
🙋TAXI !
Get me far away as possible pleeeez yikes
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Old 23-07-2016, 18:58
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Pram in house before baby.......bad luck

I feel sorry for anyone living next door to her.
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Old 23-07-2016, 18:59
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ok so it's bit of a beer gut , but only slight fgs - EVIL's jumped to conclusions
but this is getting worrying, preparing for some sort of surgery............😷..

On second thoughts....
🙋TAXI !
Get me far away as possible pleeeez yikes
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Are you off to Liverpool jack, helping her sort stuff ready for baby?
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:00
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More contradictions from motor mouth .
First she's boxing stuff up to make room for a pram & cot .
Next breath she's sorting stuff out for her new house .
So which is it dearie , are you and the babba going to be lodging in Mum's garage , or do you have a new house ?
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Well if it's anything like the houses Sad and Jim were allegedly viewing then it's non existent .
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:02
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Are you off to Liverpool jack, helping her sort stuff ready for baby?
It's very suspicious SP . Methinks our Jacko might be in the frame for a DNA test . Dirty boy
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:17
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It's very suspicious SP . Methinks our Jacko might be in the frame for a DNA test . Dirty boy
Where's that timeline to, work out when SAD and JiM were apart and see if Jack was away on those dates.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:17
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Seeing as a COT and PRAM only takes up FLOOR SPACE, why is she sorting out her clothes, are they on the floor then ? talks load of attention seeking twaddle, boring.

She's got a house very quickly , or is she renting to see how she copes ALONE? not a wise move when she's on her own.

When did she think the baby was due ? , in next couple of weeks ?
She's got a few months left fgs, she's such a drama queen.
Because she doesn't have a friging clue! Just because she's spent a few hours with someone elses toddler/child doesn't mean that she knows what to do.

I really don't think she's bought a house she'd have been constantly tweeted about it.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:19
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Is this his new nose? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoCxAnBWcAAKGGk.jpg:large
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:25
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Looks the same to me .

I wonder if he has body dysmorphia ? Maybe he looks at himself and sees things he needs to fix or cover up with tatts . .

Or maybe someone broke his nose when she gave him a wee 'love tap' with an empty beer bottle in Cape Verde .
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:25
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Seeing as a COT and PRAM only takes up FLOOR SPACE, why is she sorting out her clothes, are they on the floor then ? talks load of attention seeking twaddle, boring.

She's got a house very quickly , or is she renting to see how she copes ALONE? not a wise move when she's on her own.

When did she think the baby was due ? , in next couple of weeks ?
She's got a few months left fgs, she's such a drama queen.
This new house will be like a tip in no time. Wonder if JSky is moving in with her to keep it clean , she's hopeless.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:30
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Looks the same to me .

I wonder if he has body dysmorphia ? Maybe he looks at himself and sees things he needs to fix or cover up with tatts . .

Or maybe someone broke his nose when she gave him a wee 'love tap' with an empty beer bottle in Cape Verde .
BIB I nearly choked there

liana isadora ‏@liana_isadora · 5h5 hours ago  Cardiff, Wales

Just realised @JIM had the same nose surgeon as me in Poland. Small world 😂🔪


He done it on the cheap? Poland cheap surgery maybe it'll fall off
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:32
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Because she doesn't have a friging clue! Just because she's spent a few hours with someone elses toddler/child doesn't mean that she knows what to do.

I really don't think she's bought a house she'd have been constantly tweeted about it.
Maybe Mummy and Daddy have given her the garage.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:45
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It's very suspicious SP . Methinks our Jacko might be in the frame for a DNA test . Dirty boy
You bet he's a "dirty boy" he's been 'inside her'.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:48
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Maybe Mummy and Daddy have given her the garage.
Her parents have sold her their garage for a reasonable price of course.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:52
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Her parents have sold her their garage for a reasonable price of course.
Daddy handles all the cash, so maybe they've moved into property development?
She can rent a house or flat with her own money, which was probably bought with her own money
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:54
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What's the difference? it still looks big.
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Old 23-07-2016, 19:56
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More contradictions from motor mouth .
First she's boxing stuff up to make room for a pram & cot .
Next breath she's sorting stuff out for her new house .
So which is it dearie , are you and the babba going to be lodging in Mum's garage , or do you have a new house ?
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Well if it's anything like the houses Sad and Jim were allegedly viewing then it's non existent .
I'll believe it when I see the pictures, Heather, same as the baby I'll believe it when I see it
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Old 23-07-2016, 20:30
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I'll believe it when I see the pictures, Heather, same as the baby I'll believe it when I see it
Hmm, I've conceded defeat on the existence of the sprog at this point, but for sure she is keeping a secret .Why ?
Might not be Jim's .
Or , was conceived on TV in front of millions with a man who was practically a stranger to her . Someone who's sexual history she didn't know .
Or it was conceived at a time when he was trying to break free of her . Designed to bind him to her whether he wanted to be with her or not . Not nice to know your child is basically a sticking plaster baby conceived to fix a broken relationship .
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Old 23-07-2016, 20:49
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Hmm, I've conceded defeat on the existence of the sprog at this point, but for sure she is keeping a secret .Why ?
Might not be Jim's .
Or , was conceived on TV in front of millions with a man who was practically a stranger to her . Someone who's sexual history she didn't know .
Or it was conceived at a time when he was trying to break free of her . Designed to bind him to her whether he wanted to be with her or not . Not nice to know your child is basically a sticking plaster baby conceived to fix a broken relationship .
Not a nice or sensible way to bring a child into the world. Just seems like she's doing this to try to get her own way and if the baby is JIM's she seems to have found another way to torment him for years. Something psychologically lacking there.
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Old 23-07-2016, 20:53
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Yuck
Teesha has now got pink hair .
She's going back in the hoose on Sunday , wiv
Ryan
Chelsea
Charlie
Georgina.

Jason will take a battering from that lot .
Never thought I'd be glad to see Chelsea , so at least Jase has one supporter .
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Old 23-07-2016, 20:59
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Not a nice or sensible way to bring a child into the world. Just seems like she's doing this to try to get her own way and if the baby is JIM's she seems to have found another way to torment him for years. Something psychologically lacking there.
She's just a horrible person . It's not psychological , it's just in her genes to be vengeful and an utter pathological liar if it supports her need to have no responsibility for her actions .
Sad is the epitome of "A big boy done it and ran away" .
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Old 23-07-2016, 21:04
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Yuck
Teesha has now got pink hair .
She's going back in the hoose on Sunday , wiv
Ryan
Chelsea
Charlie
Georgina.

Jason will take a battering from that lot .
Never thought I'd be glad to see Chelsea , so at least Jase has one supporter .
Oh no! not that lot going in, the only one I liked was Chelsea.
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Old 23-07-2016, 21:05
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She's just a horrible person . It's not psychological , it's just in her genes to be vengeful and an utter pathological liar if it supports her need to have no responsibility for her actions .
Sad is the epitome of "A big boy done it and ran away" .
Nothing's ever her fault I recorded LW and watched it later and she is a pathological liar, Heather. I had to switch her off in the end.
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Old 23-07-2016, 21:14
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Nothing's ever her fault I recorded LW and watched it later and she is a pathological liar, Heather. I had to switch her off in the end.
It was a bizarre interview really . They shafted her and she is so up her own arse that she couldn't see it .
Fair play to them , they drew her out and let her hoist herself with her own petard . She sounded and looked like a loon and I loved the intro clips of her and jez like two idiots on the past shows .
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Old 23-07-2016, 21:15
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Are you off to Liverpool jack, helping her sort stuff ready for baby?
i've deliberately gone in the opposite direction, i'm going way South , to avoid her
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