Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“EXCELLENT ! 🚑 Let me fetch my tool box .
Got a new set of carpet knives from Poundland in there . Ok , it's a crappy plastic set and basically disposable after one use but it's only jack and he won't be wearing bikinis so a raggedy scar on his beer belly won't scupper his modeling career .
I have a plastic sheet left over from decorating too , so that'll be useful . Blood stains are notoriously difficult to remove, and Mel's so bloomin' precious about that chaze
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“EXCELLENT ! 🚑 Let me fetch my tool box .
Got a new set of carpet knives from Poundland in there . Ok , it's a crappy plastic set and basically disposable after one use but it's only jack and he won't be wearing bikinis so a raggedy scar on his beer belly won't scupper his modeling career .
I have a plastic sheet left over from decorating too , so that'll be useful . Blood stains are notoriously difficult to remove, and Mel's so bloomin' precious about that chaze
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ok so it's bit of a beer gut , but only slight fgs - EVIL's jumped to conclusions
but this is getting worrying, preparing for some sort of surgery............😷..


On second thoughts....

🙋TAXI !
Get me far away as possible pleeeez yikes
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