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Tell him ?
![]() Are you mad ? No no no , As soon as he appears you grab his arms, dome and us ladies (using the term loosely obv) will grab his legs and de-bag him . Evil can use the bolt cutters and I'll pour whiskey on the resulting wounds (I saw that done in old cowboy movies ). Or better still there's Jeyes Fluid in the garden shed, no point in wasting good booze . Stop being squeamish Rogana , it's for his own good . It'll curb all that yapping he does over bugger all important and might even stop him shagging the cushions on Mel's chaze .
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Tell him ?
![]() Are you mad ? No no no , As soon as he appears you grab his arms, dome and us ladies (using the term loosely obv) will grab his legs and de-bag him . Evil can use the bolt cutters and I'll pour whiskey on the resulting wounds (I saw that done in old cowboy movies ). Or better still there's Jeyes Fluid in the garden shed, no point in wasting good booze . Stop being squeamish Rogana , it's for his own good . It'll curb all that yapping he does over bugger all important and might even stop him shagging the cushions on Mel's chaze .
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Jeyes fluid doesn't half pong though, Heather. Creosote is healthier, lung wise IMO and would weather proof in the long term.
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Hot melted tar cauterises
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If that's her house then not much point in having french doors then plonking a sofa across them . Numpty (her not you luvvy
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Might as well not waste them then, we could always make them into some prairie oysters, that would be nice and nourishing for him
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Jeyes fluid doesn't half pong though, Heather. Creosote is healthier, lung wise IMO and would weather proof in the long term.
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Hot melted tar cauterises
and heals.That's what I like about this wee thread , full of useful household tips .👍 OOH , child genius is on . Come on Mog , you can do it kiddo ! |
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TBF I was just going cauterise the wound with a brand.
(Should we leave a message? )
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It'll look lovely with loads of baby milk stains on it
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TBF I was just going cauterise the wound with a brand.
(Should we leave a message? )Or a 👿in a nod to your unsainted daddy . |
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She REALLY does have awful taste in everything. ![]() The "light carpets" won't be light for long.
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She REALLY does have awful taste in everything. ![]() The "light carpets" won't be light for long. ![]()
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Hot melted tar cauterises
and heals.![]() Wonder who's going to clean that sofa and the light carpets and she is still holding the cushion in place everytime bump is on show.
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Not just baby milk stains
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Not just baby milk stains
all those boyfriends after the baby's born.Not that I'm accusing Mel of entertaining her hunk on the chaze ----no, she's not been here in a while and people are getting very lax in how they treat that poor chaze . Booze, crisps, After 8s , chocolate . Jack again Och he's not here , so we'll blame him for everything .
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A smiley face should be enough Evil .
Or a 👿in a nod to your unsainted daddy . ![]() ![]()
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Hmm , is that not a bit long for our requirements though ?
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Hmm , is that not a bit long for our requirements though ?
I was think of just going with "IDIOT"
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Watching BB and poor Andy is just out
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Seriously they've given themselves 48 hours to disinfect the house!
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Reckon that's a good final two
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Yeah what HAS been going on?! Scrolling through the last page and I can't get that song out of my head!! CARRY ON🎷🎹 carry on🎼🎤
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Seriously they've given themselves 48 hours to disinfect the house!
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Jason won ![]() ![]() will go and watch bots I think first time this series.
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Jason won ![]() ![]() will go and watch bots I think first time this series.Shows bullying doesn't pay bet they are screwing!! They are going to want to be his mate now! |
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