Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Tell him ?
Are you mad ?
No no no , As soon as he appears you grab his arms, dome and us ladies (using the term loosely obv) will grab his legs and de-bag him . Evil can use the bolt cutters and I'll pour whiskey on the resulting wounds (I saw that done in old cowboy movies ). Or better still there's Jeyes Fluid in the garden shed, no point in wasting good booze .
Stop being squeamish Rogana , it's for his own good . It'll curb all that yapping he does over bugger all important and might even stop him shagging the cushions on Mel's chaze .”
“Tell him ?
Are you mad ?
No no no , As soon as he appears you grab his arms, dome and us ladies (using the term loosely obv) will grab his legs and de-bag him . Evil can use the bolt cutters and I'll pour whiskey on the resulting wounds (I saw that done in old cowboy movies ). Or better still there's Jeyes Fluid in the garden shed, no point in wasting good booze .
Stop being squeamish Rogana , it's for his own good . It'll curb all that yapping he does over bugger all important and might even stop him shagging the cushions on Mel's chaze .”
Might as well not waste them then, we could always make them into some prairie oysters, that would be nice and nourishing for him
and heals.
).
