Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.

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Heatherbell

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...act=mrc&uact=8

I've found Jack!”

. He'll slap you for that .
I'm picturing him sat on his manky sofa (sure to be manky, deffo) fuuuuuming as he sips tea and furiously dunks his hobnobs reading us .
(waves to Jack &#128587

ETA .
Hmm , I wonder why my emojis are coming out as numbers. Never used to .

Heatherbell

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Is that a hello kitty stun gun ,SP ?”

Jesus . Seen it all now . Reminds me of those dodgy drug tabs with Disney characters or cute stuff on them . The world is nuts .

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Jesus . Seen it all now . Reminds me of those dodgy drug tabs with Disney characters or cute stuff on them . The world is nuts .”

If you're going to stun somebody you might as well give them a wee happy picture to remind them

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

That's her at the soup kitchen again:

‏@SAD77 · 23m23 minutes ago

So hungry ... Cannot wait for this soup @kellymariestewa got my spoon ready hahahaha😂💛🍵 cosy day☺️💛xx

Best not to do an Oliver Twist then

Andrew_Roony

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“I know , we are really lucky . We have access (up to 10-15 mins by car) to roughly 6 or 7 . A couple are very disorganised ones raising funds for local things , but the rest are great . Then the posh one is across town------- and 30 mins through stunning countryside takes us to a wee market town with 5 little charity shops .I've been given 'a lead' to a huge big warehouse style one that does furniture and everything about 45 mins away from us , so that's on my to-do list . Hubby is dreading it though, lol .

It bloody is to brag about missus . . I love a good charity shop hoke . Look at it like this, we've been recycling since before it became fashionable 👍 .

I know , did you ever see such a palaver over a birth ? Even Kate Middleton didn't make that much fuss popping out her heir .
One minute she's whining about her iron levels and being knackered, next minute she's bull shitting about an exercise/yoga class .”

Hey look who's back in town

dome

28-07-2016

Clive?

bangle1

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...act=mrc&uact=8

I've found Jack!”

I didn't know Jack was Asian? It might also be a good idea to check his vitals, i'm a tad concerned

Andrew_Roony

28-07-2016

Where is everyone iv'e missed you all

bangle1

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Tess-g:
“3 days from first seeing the house and she's the owner? I don't think so. Six weeks minimum normally from start to completion.

She's signed a tenancy agreement that's all. As usual her mangling of the English language has led to a misunderstanding. I'd put my shirt on it.”

I'm not buying it either. First a fake pregnancy and now a fake home purchase. What's next? Is she going to fake walking on the moon like that Neil Armstrong fella did

Andrew_Roony

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“Clive?”

How are you Dome

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by dome:
“Andrew?”

NOOOOOOooo! Its Andrew , dome!

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“I'm not buying it either. First a fake pregnancy and now a fake home purchase. What's next? Is she going to fake walking on the moon like that Neil Armstrong fella did ”

Do you think she's still got that cushion up her jumper, bangle, because so do I!

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Andrew_Roony:
“Where is everyone iv'e missed you all”

We've b**dy missed you, mate and you know it

have you been able to look in? and see what's going on?

bangle1

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Andrew_Roony:
“Where is everyone iv'e missed you all”

Welcome home, Jack will be ecstatic to find you here when he returns from his enforced missionary work in 3 weeks time!

Heatherbell

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Andrew_Roony:
“Where is everyone iv'e missed you all”

Well hello new person . Welcome to our humble abode .
Pull up a chair .

bangle1

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Do you think she's still got that cushion up her jumper, bangle, because so do I!”

I don't think she's faking but I definitely think she's lying about something, just not sure what. Homo Wainthrop is on the case and I will get to the bottom of it though.

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“Welcome home, Jack will be ecstatic to find you here when he returns from his enforced missionary work in 3 weeks time!”

Why is everyone saying three weeks, bangle, we don't really know and its a first offence? Has anyone told you or was it just EVIL joking?

SP15

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Andrew_Roony:
“Where is everyone iv'e missed you all”

Hello.

More chairs needed....Evil might even open the bar

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well hello new person . Welcome to our humble abode .
Pull up a chair .”

Give him a good one, Heather, he needs to recuperate

bangle1

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Why is everyone saying three weeks, bangle, we don't really know and its a first offence? Has anyone told you or was it just EVIL joking?”

Oh dear, I took him at his word, rookie mistake to trust Evil, I guess.
Is it a 1st offence though? I thought he said he had received one before? I might be mixing him up with someone else and slandering his previously unsullied character...

SP15

28-07-2016

cake anyone? http://www.susannascakes.com/wp-cont...e-1024x820.jpg http://www.heatherscakes.co.uk/wp-co...es-375x435.jpg

Andrew_Roony

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“We've b**dy missed you, mate and you know it have you been able to look in? and see what's going on?”

I have pure joke, i see Stephanie still the same

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“Oh dear, I took him at his word, rookie mistake to trust Evil, I guess.
Is it a 1st offence though? I thought he said he had received one before? I might be mixing him up with someone else and slandering his previously unsullied character...”

I'm sure he told me he had one before as well, bangle, so maybe a week? I took EVIL at his word as well

Rogana Josh

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Andrew_Roony:
“I have pure joke, i see Stephanie still the same ”

No change there, mate, but some on Twitter are giving her a rough ride

Andrew_Roony

28-07-2016

Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well hello new person . Welcome to our humble abode .
Pull up a chair .”

Why thank you any chair will do

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