Good to be home bangle lesson learned

Anyone heard from Mellon we spoke a lot on twitter shes seen what i look like she was impressed, hope she pops in.

We weren't right in the centre just outside the centre too many tourists place was heaving came back home couldn't
Even get into our favourite little Italian cafe for a coffee for idiots reading and playing with phones but one coffee lasts them all day.

She clearly has low standards Come to think of it, I haven't seen Mellons in a few days, perhaps she's doing missionary work with Jack??

I hate Edinburgh at this time of year. Many moons ago, I worked in St Andrew's Square and it was a nightmare with all the tourists, especially the groups of kids with one adult leading the way, carrying flagpoles GRRRRR

Not my effin day is it ? Edinburgh where usually I love was crap ended up going for a coffee and snack ten mins from home felt as though I've been nowhere and in Edinburgh I was hounded by BT WiFi hotspot at £5 a day couldn't even get 4G and this is a bl**dy Moto 4G pure rubbish compared to my Samsung I had until last year screw this will have to change this and go back to Samsung.

has this been posted yet? http://www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-an...g-announcement

She's on Twitter, bangle at least she was a few days ago?

SP we all knew this would happen, she would sell every last bit of her pregnancy to the rags

Well she is the only 23 year old soon to be single mum. (large rolls eyes) Of course she's a fountain of knowledge on the subject as well most probably lift half the advice/stories from the fools that find her an inspiration.

Who in their right mind would read that crap?

One thing's for sure she will not be writing it. Her spelling and grammar are appalling.

THIS^^^^ summed up perfectly.

OMG - I hope someone spellchecks and proofreads it before it goes to press!

You always make me smile, you silly b*gger and I know you mean that!

Snap! lol

One thing's for certain she's sharing it all for ££££££ who wants to read it???

Oh come on at least a few of us will read it just so we can have a laugh and ridicule her. That's if it's for free.

Did you see the thread over on BB forum about Marco slating his Dad on Twitter?

Marco Pierre White ‏@mpw_jnr 4h4 hours ago

It's about father lets show you who he really is
1 retweet 18 likes
Marco Pierre White ‏@mpw_jnr 5h5 hours ago

Get a grip b4 I start
3 retweets 16 likes
Marco Pierre White ‏@mpw_jnr 7h7 hours ago

I'll take everything from you wait and see
2 retweets 19 likes
Marco Pierre White ‏@mpw_jnr 7h7 hours ago

Don't make me expose you wait and see what I do too many story's to tell about the family
2 retweets 30 likes
Marco Pierre White ‏@mpw_jnr 8h8 hours ago

I'll start it and trust me I'll finish it

Now I appear to be in the bad books with OH for ranting too much about Edinburgh .
I was intending to go for a couple of days at the festival, not as though we haven't been before, but its' full of Oriental/ Chinese/Japanese tourists and many other nationalities as well as loads of Eastern European beggars. The concept of those @rseholes who plank themselves down for the day in a café with a bl**dy coffee and sit all day maddens you >:
At least the Americans (who might be loud) and other nationalities have the courtesy and commonsense to have a coffee and a snack and move on and not sit all day people watching

Its' ok if we get it for free, SP and get a laugh!

WTF??? maybe better not let out family secrets he could live to regret

The girl is friggin' illiterate! Clearly the editors are hoping she'll slag people off in the articles, interlaced with cutesy baby talk.

Us! I'll even eat the pages to ensure I fully absorb the knowledge she is imparting upon us I'm getting more intelligent just thinking about it.

You could achieve a degree in SAD for reading that, bangle or at least a GCSE???

Get down the petrol station and splash out £2.50 on some half dead flowers, that'll put you back in the good books